She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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boil em mash em stick em in a stew
What would carrot top do in this situation?
I used to love tfln
Im not sure what areaking is....
That's the best time to thrust your dick inside of that bitch
Potato peeler is the name of your thingy you got none
She must have been THAT high. And Firsty!!!
These pretzels areaking me texty
ytsrif em gnikam era sotatop esehT
Passed out from blood loss from potato peeler accident? Or...?
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
Rogelio666 I shall officiate at the naming of your child.. I am the high priestess of firsty land... Beer dingo will bring a keg of belgian tripple ale...
These potatoes are making me Firsty!
For some reason every time I read your comments I giggle, even thought they're all pretty much the same
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
I am guessing she tried to use it as a vibrator.
Yes, firsty, yes. I think I want to give my child firsty for their middle name
TFLN used to be funny until all these pervs like firsty showed up