I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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my cat actually called me a bitch once. no joke. i was sober, too.
i close my bedroom door - lay on the bed - pull my pants down - wet my fingers and tickle my sex!
I have superskills superskills. Cats/Pussies they all love me.
Cats aren't evil you just haven't met the right one.. Douche!
how do you service it i mean i am not the one your arguing with just curious...
oh okay so with out a man oh wait your the loser thats being argued with nice..
do you honestly think anyone cares that your first? oh, look at me I'm a retard who thinks it's cool to write 'first' a forums. you are a massive failure at life and your whore mom should have swallowed you at conception.
1:29 I sooooO want to meet your kitty cat..
I have seen cats smelled cats been around cats all day this never happens it's a sign...
How rude - never would i say or type the word CUNT!!!!
You're an idiot. No one gives a flying fuck.
July 6, 2009 2:02AM
cats would most def call everyone cunts.
they would as they are also pussies
Christ, you all need to be euthanized.
your a loser superskills - try going up tool
though i do hate that word i def have a friend whose cat would do that....
Cats, nature's judgemental assholes
4:24 is fat. Yay or nay?
lakergirl with 4 cats that you?
judgmental kitteh sez 503 iz a cunt.
Dont call me loser - LOSER! Despite my love for my cats and pussy (with which I service each night) you are a total tool!
Portland Trail Blazers Suck!!! Goooooooo.... Bobcats!!!
I think if cats could talk, they would call everyone a cunt.
Don't mess with cats, man :(
I wish this website still posted funny drunk texts, instead of people's stupid sassy texts.
Cats are fucking smart and a great judge of character. If the cat would call you a cunt, most likely you are, in fact, a huge cunt.
Exactly - you need to service yourself - what can you not get a man!? HAHAHAHA
I do not want a cat either
The cat would rather call you a GUNT!
i'mf from portland, just thought i'd throw that out to ya! :)
they do call everyone cunts
sorry lol just wasnt sure if you were seeing someone or not is all but thx 4 the 411..