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  • i close my bedroom door - lay on the bed - pull my pants down - wet my fingers and tickle my sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:24am
  • my cat actually called me a bitch once. no joke. i was sober, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I have superskills superskills. Cats/Pussies they all love me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:13am
  • how do you service it i mean i am not the one your arguing with just curious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:18am
  • Cats aren't evil you just haven't met the right one.. Douche!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:33pm
  • 1:56 do you honestly think anyone cares that your first? oh, look at me I'm a retard who thinks it's cool to write 'first' a forums. you are a massive failure at life and your whore mom should have swallowed you at conception.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:59am
  • I have seen cats smelled cats been around cats all day this never happens it's a sign...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:23am
  • You're an idiot. No one gives a flying fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:59am
  • Cats, nature's judgemental assholes

    Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 13, 10 at 1:56am
  • 1:29 I sooooO want to meet your kitty cat..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:36pm
  • oh okay so with out a man oh wait your the loser thats being argued with nice..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:21am
  • How rude - never would i say or type the word CUNT!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:38am
  • they would as they are also pussies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:04am
  • Christ, you all need to be euthanized.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:48am
  • lakergirl with 4 cats that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:07am
  • though i do hate that word i def have a friend whose cat would do that....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:05am
  • your a loser superskills - try going up tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:14am
  • FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:22am
  • July 6, 2009 2:02AM ^^ agree cats would most def call everyone cunts. evil creatures.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:20pm
  • judgmental kitteh sez 503 iz a cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:42am
  • I think if cats could talk, they would call everyone a cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:02am
  • 4:24 is fat. Yay or nay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:42am
  • Portland Trail Blazers Suck!!! Goooooooo.... Bobcats!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:43am
  • Dont call me loser - LOSER! Despite my love for my cats and pussy (with which I service each night) you are a total tool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:16am
  • Don't mess with cats, man :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:42am
  • The cat would rather call you a GUNT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:09am
  • I wish this website still posted funny drunk texts, instead of people's stupid sassy texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:43am
  • Exactly - you need to service yourself - what can you not get a man!? HAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:17am
  • they do call everyone cunts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:02am
  • i'mf from portland, just thought i'd throw that out to ya! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:31am
  • Cats are fucking smart and a great judge of character. If the cat would call you a cunt, most likely you are, in fact, a huge cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:35am
  • sorry lol just wasnt sure if you were seeing someone or not is all but thx 4 the 411..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:26am
  • I do not want a cat either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:13am