What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
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1136, I think youd know if you got attacked by a raccoon..
"waking up" = good night
Whoever gives this bad night has no sense of humour.
Maybe he means her mascara was running (panda eyes) but then why the fuck would you be in the crawlspace.
funny thing is most ppl will actually put "good night" on this one lol
330 v. 300 right now. It's a good night! The voters have spoken
stop blocking us with this fake error nonsense already
holy shit sounds like a awesome night to me!
the waking up is bad. the getting there is good.
yeah 11:36 have you never seen quarantine? it causes zombie outbreaks
EVERYTHING sounds good about that
that sounds like a great night, actually.
no. a raccoon would never eat you, unless you were wrapped in aluminum foil
a raccoon would never sleep with you, unless you were wrapped in aluminum foil
11:36 those fries aren't going to salt themselves. And when you are done with that I need you to clean the women's bathroom, someone perioded all over the floor.
"waking up in ... my house."
could always be worse?
right now good/bad is 86 v. 86
I am not a doctor but you should go talk to one about whether you should get rabies shots. you might've gotten bitten/scratched by that raccoon and not know it. if rabies actually gets to the point where it's symptomatic it's 100% fatal. so go talk to doctor or go to the ER or something. SRSLY.
sounds like an amazing night
sounds like a hilarious night.
some people just don't know how to party.
A well kept crawlspace is dry and kept free of moisture and debris. A well trained raccoon is fat and can play harmonica.
i actually heard about this on the radio today.