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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.
Wait... You found my husband?
Tentacles! Fun!
Sounds like O.C.C.D. (obsessive compulsive clinging disorder) I suggest evacuating the area to a safe distance away to avoid any unwanted cling.
The game
Aww, you mastered the copy/paste function. That's cute.
I hate you the game!\nI lost the game
I think I met this guy last night.
Everyone should submit a text that says "first"
Ahaha. Nooo comment(:
No it's more like a squid and speaking Spanish
Get some!
People from New Jersey should not be allowed to drink.
What language does an octopus usually speak?
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