All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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this person is choosy about their fast food but any anonymous dick will suffice.
Holy white trash batman.
hardly white trash in 703
Hey assholes calling this girl fat, shut the hell up. Just becaus she likes big macs she's considered fat in your eyes? Way to be sterotypical judgmental bitchs.
Shut up fatty.
And we find out this is a dude...
if shes referring to a large screened apple computer i agree 100%
Just because she likes big macs she fat? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?
I imagine she's a large Marge.
fatty mc fatfat
yes, because thin-to-average people never eat burgers. good call
Would you like fries with that.
story of my life
Holy hell ait's my dream girl
love all the thumbs downs on this. I forgot guys hate girls that, you know, eat
When did you have to be fat to like big macs?? Dick and a big mac sounds lovely to me, the rest of you are uneducated wastes of cum.
Okay maybe just a big Mac....
Lol!!! I agree with Kayla!! Big dick and a Mac, actually, to be specific a MacBook pro.
At the same time?
don't mix those up.
All I need in life is some big dick and a mac
I totally agree!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you like that super sized?
the second one cockblocks the first one
Just cause she likes big macs doesn't mean she's fat. and shut, how do we know it's not a he? Lol good text though
And in that order dammit!
What is there a certain weight you have to be to eat a fucking big mac now? I've seen skeletor sized people pound 3 or 4 at once. Ever see that guy who's eaten thousands of them? Idiotic people make me sick and as for this text. Dick big macs sound grand!
wtf is a "Dick big mac"?
Somebody needs to eat more vegetables.
Fat chicks need lovin too
a beautiful goddess she must be, indeed.
Hell yea!! I like her style!
Oh so your fat and have an STD?
Sounds like my wife.
I agree with rikkibobby, fat chick ?
I would give this girl a high five :D
You just keep telling yourself that.
Is that in order lol
Story of my life and I weigh 120 lbs
Why does she have to be fat just because she likes big mac's? People grow up
Hahahaah large Marge I love it hahahah
You could get2 big macs and a dick for 3 dollars here in az represent. The dick is always free
My name's BigMac and I have a dick. You ready to head down to pound town?
Not even quagmire would stick his dick in this lady
OMG THIS IS MY TEXT! \nyes i am a girl\nno im not fat\ni just really like burgers\nand no im not white
Big macs are fuckin gross. Actually, any burger from mcdonalds is fucking gross. Nuggets all the way!!
Totally agree and I'm not fat
The people who call this person fat are probably morbidly obese sitting at their computers eating their hearts out.
if shes referring to a large screened apple computer, i agree with her 100%
I'm with u on the dick part
Well if she isn't fat this is my dream girl
Is this OP a guy or girl? Cuz it sounds like a guy but he dosent sound G a y but if it's a girl it's a very manly girl
ok so your a whore n a fatty ... sounds like a great life
Same thing, right? (: