All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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this person is choosy about their fast food but any anonymous dick will suffice.
Hey assholes calling this girl fat, shut the hell up. Just becaus she likes big macs she's considered fat in your eyes? Way to be sterotypical judgmental bitchs.
Shut up fatty.
Holy white trash batman.
hardly white trash in 703
And we find out this is a dude...
if shes referring to a large screened apple computer i agree 100%
Just because she likes big macs she fat? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?
I imagine she's a large Marge.
fatty mc fatfat
yes, because thin-to-average people never eat burgers. good call
story of my life
don't mix those up.
Would you like fries with that.
Holy hell ait's my dream girl
love all the thumbs downs on this. I forgot guys hate girls that, you know, eat
Okay maybe just a big Mac....
When did you have to be fat to like big macs?? Dick and a big mac sounds lovely to me, the rest of you are uneducated wastes of cum.
Lol!!! I agree with Kayla!! Big dick and a Mac, actually, to be specific a MacBook pro.
All I need in life is some big dick and a mac
At the same time?
I totally agree!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just cause she likes big macs doesn't mean she's fat. and shut, how do we know it's not a he? Lol good text though
What is there a certain weight you have to be to eat a fucking big mac now? I've seen skeletor sized people pound 3 or 4 at once. Ever see that guy who's eaten thousands of them? Idiotic people make me sick and as for this text. Dick big macs sound grand!
wtf is a "Dick big mac"?
Would you like that super sized?
a beautiful goddess she must be, indeed.
the second one cockblocks the first one
Fat chicks need lovin too
Somebody needs to eat more vegetables.
And in that order dammit!
Sounds like my wife.
Oh so your fat and have an STD?
Story of my life and I weigh 120 lbs
I would give this girl a high five :D
Hell yea!! I like her style!
I agree with rikkibobby, fat chick ?
Is that in order lol
You just keep telling yourself that.
Hahahaah large Marge I love it hahahah
My name's BigMac and I have a dick. You ready to head down to pound town?
Why does she have to be fat just because she likes big mac's? People grow up
OMG THIS IS MY TEXT! \nyes i am a girl\nno im not fat\ni just really like burgers\nand no im not white
You could get2 big macs and a dick for 3 dollars here in az represent. The dick is always free
Not even quagmire would stick his dick in this lady
Big macs are fuckin gross. Actually, any burger from mcdonalds is fucking gross. Nuggets all the way!!
if shes referring to a large screened apple computer, i agree with her 100%
Totally agree and I'm not fat
The people who call this person fat are probably morbidly obese sitting at their computers eating their hearts out.
Well if she isn't fat this is my dream girl
Is this OP a guy or girl? Cuz it sounds like a guy but he dosent sound G a y but if it's a girl it's a very manly girl
I'm with u on the dick part
ok so your a whore n a fatty ... sounds like a great life
Same thing, right? (: