Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Sounds like a truely horrible dilema... I say take a piss wherever you think is best... I'd go with the asshole with the bentley

    Submitted by Sickzilla on Aug 4, 10 at 8:10am
  • You might as well have they piss on everything in new york

    Submitted by spewtaine on Aug 3, 10 at 11:34am
  • Are you suuuuure?

    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Aug 3, 10 at 11:28am
  • Lol - this one actually seems genuine.

    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 4, 10 at 4:11am
  • So why didn't u daylight and soberness has nothing to do with having to piss!!

    Submitted by pitbull3374 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:53am
    • Except at night, when drunk, there is a bathroom every 10 feet between parked cars...only one of the myriad of reasons why NYC is the best place in the world.

      Submitted by guitarmageddon on Aug 3, 10 at 11:47am
  • so first one.

    Submitted by Metraton on Aug 3, 10 at 10:47am
  • Haha love NYC. This must've been from one of my friends.

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 22, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Of courseee new york let me guess marine park haaaa wadddddup brooklynnnnnnnnnnn

    Submitted by bobbyhill on Aug 3, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Rule 321: You can piss anywhere while sober. only exception is when your by a prius, cuz then u need to pee in the gas tank cuz those bitches can get 45 miles to the gallon on piss alone!

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 2:01pm
  • must be a girl, cause guys will pee anywhere.

    Submitted by barney74 on Aug 3, 10 at 2:07pm
  • I pee outside all the time, but usually in the woods...

    Submitted by silverosepetals on Aug 4, 10 at 11:46pm