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  • 97 87
    Submitted by Sickzilla on Aug 4, 10 at 8:10am

    Sounds like a truely horrible dilema... I say take a piss wherever you think is best... I'd go with the asshole with the bentley

  • Submitted by spewtaine on Aug 3, 10 at 11:34am

    You might as well have they piss on everything in new york

  • 96 91
    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Aug 3, 10 at 11:28am

    Are you suuuuure?

  • 86 89
    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 4, 10 at 4:11am

    Lol - this one actually seems genuine.

  • 84 88
    Submitted by pitbull3374 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:53am

    So why didn't u daylight and soberness has nothing to do with having to piss!!

    • Submitted by guitarmageddon on Aug 3, 10 at 11:47am

      Except at night, when drunk, there is a bathroom every 10 feet between parked cars...only one of the myriad of reasons why NYC is the best place in the world.

      • 90 96
        Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:53am

        that should be in the brochure...

  • Submitted by Metraton on Aug 3, 10 at 10:47am

    so first one.

  • Submitted by MissGi on Aug 22, 10 at 11:11pm

    Haha love NYC. This must've been from one of my friends.

  • Submitted by bobbyhill on Aug 3, 10 at 12:07pm

    Of courseee new york let me guess marine park haaaa wadddddup brooklynnnnnnnnnnn

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 2:01pm

    Rule 321: You can piss anywhere while sober. only exception is when your by a prius, cuz then u need to pee in the gas tank cuz those bitches can get 45 miles to the gallon on piss alone!

  • Submitted by barney74 on Aug 3, 10 at 2:07pm

    must be a girl, cause guys will pee anywhere.

  • Submitted by silverosepetals on Aug 4, 10 at 11:46pm

    I pee outside all the time, but usually in the woods...