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  • is allyx seriously someone's name?

    Submitted by jgooly on Jul 30, 10 at 5:06pm
  • with a name like allyx (alex) id expect there to be lesbians

    Submitted by PatMcGroin on Jul 30, 10 at 5:31pm
  • I think her name is ally x... Rule: Parents, don't give your children retarded names.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 5:09pm
  • i'm pegging these texters as 13 years old.

    Submitted by yeaaaah on Jul 30, 10 at 6:08pm
    • I'm pegging them as anyone with a penis and heterosexual tendencies.

      Submitted by nyc1990 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:47pm
      • maybe they are lesbians and they are excited that other lesbians are there. that would make sense too.

        Submitted by yeaaaah on Jul 30, 10 at 10:57pm
  • Allyx. That's all I can say. Allyx. Horrible parents. Allyx. Shit.

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 30, 10 at 8:14pm
  • It's funny because girls making out is important

    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Go chicago

    Submitted by cnev on Jul 30, 10 at 5:19pm
    • Yes, go chicago for being the only place in the world with lesbians. You must be retarded.

      Submitted by whoreable on Aug 1, 10 at 2:51am
  • Geesh it's not even a bad name and certainly not the worse you've ever heard. WTF?

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 3:03am
  • The only funny part of this text is that the girl's name is allyx.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 30, 10 at 10:00pm
  • No. It's the name is retarded, there's no two ways about it.

    Submitted by BigRig88M on Jul 30, 10 at 6:32pm
  • Lesbians r fucking awesome

    Submitted by gramernazi on Jul 31, 10 at 1:11am
  • How old are you? Eight? Lesbians don't like boys.

    Submitted by lettersjumbled on Jul 30, 10 at 6:28pm
  • The texter was probably drunk and misspelled ally? The x is next to the s on a keyboard . . .

    Submitted by soccerchiksix on Jul 31, 10 at 12:18am
  • I thought actual lesbians weren't even hot? I'm guessing those were just party lesbians.

    Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Jul 30, 10 at 6:11pm
    • yeah, because clearly the same biological factors that make people homosexual always make them ugly too. you're a fucking idiot.

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 31, 10 at 12:04pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because this person will travel immediately to destinations that lesbians are at.

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 30, 10 at 9:46pm
  • Exotic spelling of names is great! And just think: if it's a girl and she decides to do porn all she needs to do is add 'xx' and she's a star :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 4:20am
  • OR MAYBE THE NAME WAS A TYPO...geex stop being so damn analytical

    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Jul 31, 10 at 12:00am
  • @jgooly it's a typo dipshit.

    Submitted by Steal on Jul 30, 10 at 10:56pm
  • I thougt the name was just a typo, maybe not then?

    Submitted by Kessa on Jul 30, 10 at 8:40pm
  • Only in Chicago. XD

    Submitted by reallyally on Jul 30, 10 at 7:10pm
  • On an iPhone (no mouseover), but guessing this is LA? Land of girls named "Allyx" (which my o-chem speaking phone autocorrects to alkyd), and "Jyll" and, to quote family guy, "Jennn"?

    Submitted by jltc on Jul 15, 11 at 5:01pm
  • Allyx isn't a bad name, as long as it's a girl. Alex or Allex would be a guy, so they put a Y to make it feminine. Y is the most feminine letter for obvious reasons. ( Y )

    Submitted by Smartastic on Jul 30, 10 at 9:57pm
  • Run to the lesbians, Charlie! And Don't stop til you get to them!

    Submitted by koalaking009 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:31pm
  • This is retarded.

    Submitted by ShelbyIsAwesome on Jul 30, 10 at 5:04pm
  • lol hahha. love this app

    Submitted by bradaus on Jul 31, 10 at 4:44am
  • This weirded me out because my name is Alyx... :|

    Submitted by Morokea on Jul 30, 10 at 11:41pm
  • I believe her name is pronounced "aleex" Because I know someone named Alix. Regardless, it's still a terrible name.

    Submitted by YokoOhNo1 on Aug 3, 10 at 2:52am
  • Hey rule, I thing it's alyx rule: that's an awesome name

    Submitted by sdude on Jul 30, 10 at 5:52pm
  • That is so fucking marvelous

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 30, 10 at 8:24pm
  • it's my name spelled wrong, aha. My room mates are lesbians and we were playing naked beer pong

    Submitted by AllDayWasted2679 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:08pm
  • I love the rule book! He is so funny

    Submitted by california18girl on Jul 30, 10 at 10:44pm
  • Have you guys ever considered the fact that it might be a typo?

    Submitted by taternater on Oct 19, 10 at 10:15pm
  • I'm sure it was meant to say Alyx.. Ha yeah I know a girl with that name.

    Submitted by youwontdoit21 on Aug 2, 10 at 4:27pm