get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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is allyx seriously someone's name?
stripper's baby for sure
with a name like allyx (alex) id expect there to be lesbians
I think her name is ally x... Rule: Parents, don't give your children retarded names.
i'm pegging these texters as 13 years old.
I'm pegging them as anyone with a penis and heterosexual tendencies.
maybe they are lesbians and they are excited that other lesbians are there. that would make sense too.
Allyx. That's all I can say. Allyx. Horrible parents. Allyx. Shit.
It's funny because girls making out is important
Yes, go chicago for being the only place in the world with lesbians. You must be retarded.
Geesh it's not even a bad name and certainly not the worse you've ever heard. WTF?
No. It's the name is retarded, there's no two ways about it.
The only funny part of this text is that the girl's name is allyx.
Lesbians r fucking awesome
How old are you? Eight? Lesbians don't like boys.
The texter was probably drunk and misspelled ally? The x is next to the s on a keyboard . . .
I thought actual lesbians weren't even hot? I'm guessing those were just party lesbians.
yeah, because clearly the same biological factors that make people homosexual always make them ugly too. you're a fucking idiot.
Exotic spelling of names is great! And just think: if it's a girl and she decides to do porn all she needs to do is add 'xx' and she's a star :)
Oh I get it! It's funny because this person will travel immediately to destinations that lesbians are at.
OR MAYBE THE NAME WAS A TYPO...geex stop being so damn analytical
@jgooly it's a typo dipshit.
On an iPhone (no mouseover), but guessing this is LA? Land of girls named "Allyx" (which my o-chem speaking phone autocorrects to alkyd), and "Jyll" and, to quote family guy, "Jennn"?
I thougt the name was just a typo, maybe not then?
Only in Chicago. XD
Allyx isn't a bad name, as long as it's a girl. Alex or Allex would be a guy, so they put a Y to make it feminine. Y is the most feminine letter for obvious reasons. ( Y )
Run to the lesbians, Charlie! And Don't stop til you get to them!
lol hahha. love this app
This is retarded.
This weirded me out because my name is Alyx... :|
I believe her name is pronounced "aleex" Because I know someone named Alix. Regardless, it's still a terrible name.
That is so fucking marvelous
Hey rule, I thing it's alyx rule: that's an awesome name
it's my name spelled wrong, aha. My room mates are lesbians and we were playing naked beer pong
I love the rule book! He is so funny
Have you guys ever considered the fact that it might be a typo?
I'm sure it was meant to say Alyx.. Ha yeah I know a girl with that name.