What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Sleep w/her best friend.
been there, done that, had no effect on this bitch, she's the terminator of the chick world.
you could have fucked her in the ass chicks seem to think it hurts for some reason
Getting a good job, a hotter girlfriend and traveling the world. Then coming back to your hometown to find her there, pregnant with her 5th kid, overweight, and on welfare.
Put rogaine in her facewash
Get another girl to punch her.
go down to south carolina, go to a city hall on a sunday, beat her with a stick no bigger than your thumb.\n\nhence, the rule of thumb.
That's only if she's his wife
Cum in her hair
Shave her head and brows.
Punching her in the face...
Yeah, that's not legal. Idiot.
Pretty sure that was the point. Idiot.
yes, that is why it is funny, "idiot"
He said "legally".
No one gives a shit if your first.
Come in her eye?!?
Call her a cunt, job done
slip it in her ass
Hats off for not punching her tho "Australia says no"
Bite her clit when you eat her out then cock slap her
post her on match.com and hook her up with all the creepers you can find, or disclose her address to any male in prison, and let nature take its course...
um thats creepy. And slightly evil.
I've found that referring to her mother as "The Cunt" usually wakes her up.
Tell her she's fat...and really mean it.
Cum in her eye
Punch her in the face with your cum
Rule of thumb lol
Give her a purple dragon.
Alabama hot pocket then super glue her vag shut
I agree. An unexpected money shot should do the trick. It's like slapping her with shame.
Hit her with a phonebook so you don't leave any marks
Fuck her sooo hard that she can't walk in the morning?!?
That truly doesn't work. I would know. >>
In soviet Russia punching her in the face is legal
Kick her I'n her v-jay
Share your HIV with her
Just fuck her really hard, only legal way to inflict pain
Replace her body wash with Icy Hot... put flour in her hair dryer... and don't forget to post naked pictures of her on-line...
Just hit her
I love how helpful people on this site are.
Hit her in the tits with a phonebook...
Put Nair in her shampoo and conditioner. Bleach works too.
Text/email her naked pics to everyone
Wait until she's ragging and then steal all her pads and tampons. Repeat for several months in a row. Her life will SUCK.
haha thats kind of funny
Get her pregnant
donkey punch! its a sexual act and if she says u attacked her bust out with the no i was just rly into the moment!!!
Jizz in her shampoo, knock her up, assfuck her best friend. Not in that order
get her pregnant and then accidentally push her down the stairs..