Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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ooo TFLN police. nobody gives a fuck if its
fake. its funny.
Mifflin Block Party. Totally not fake
I love you Albuquerqe
So efn true gotta love the downtown cops of ABQ
Calling fake doesn't make everyone else think you're cool, ladies and gentlemen, so stop ruining our fun.
At least you didn't get escorted to the border of Canada for kicking a mounty off his horse. Simply because he wouldn't let me ride .... Dick move I showed him
Lol, Wierder shit has happened
You people obviously don't live in New Mexico. Downtown the cops ride around on horses...I wanna know who this is.
That's the greatest night ever.
I don't know who you are, but you're my hero anyways.
who the fuck said this was a bad night?
In Albuquerque cops have been known to do all kinds of bizarre things. Hell, they used the police helicopter to go get Krispy Kreme's. Look it up, it's there. Riding the horse? Just an average night......
That's what she said
maybe she wasnt drunk, if she only had a couple drinks its possible
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
If it was an attractive female and/or a fat ugly officer that needed to get laid... This could actually be legit.
Save a cowboy, ride a horse?
I lived in northen new Mexico for years my granpa was born there everybodys related there's about 40 people in a town so it was probably his cousin
Que viva archuleta
lets all agree that this night was a win, IF real
This is the best thing ever lol
Definitely fake. That's like letting you pet drug dogs while they're sniffing. You just can't do that.
Orale bro!!! Viva La Raza
Charles Rutherford believes New Mexico is the armpit of America, only rat-faced cunts
She must be a really hot lady, if they didnt take her to jail!
gotta love the 505 <333
Wow. That is awesome..
It's weird enough that I think it's true :D
That's cool, but I wouldn't hold your vodka while the police let you ride their horse.
I'd drink it
This had to have happened at mardi GRAS no where else is this possible.
Oh I get it! It's funny because normally a police officer would arrest you for drinking in public but this one let you ride his horse instead!
It new mexico, especially at the state fairs, no police officers even care if you are drunk off your ass, if she could walk around with a bottle and not spill it, then she wasn't drunk enough for the police to care
ABQ police are not normal, some took a helicopter to a Krispy Kreme Donut store
Just another night in downtown ABQ
I love Jeff... Wanna do it Jeff?
i call bullshit on this one
It's sad how many people still believe that New Mexico is not a state...Go to school DUMBASSES
Ouch Charles Rutherford. As someone from NM, I can vouch for the OP and say this is realistic. Also, who says the cop knew there was vodka in that cup?
Honestly it's called Texts From Last Night. So even if the texts are 'fake' they still belong on this app because they were TFLN. so stfu about fake.