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  • 75 55
    Submitted by jake695 on Jun 15, 11 at 4:40pm

    If they were passed out how did they keep saying salsa yes

  • 65 45
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jun 15, 11 at 7:58pm

    And why u going through a passed out girls purse creeper.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by mccheesy on Jun 16, 11 at 11:50am

    How do you keep a baby from constantly crawling around in circles?\n\nNail its other hand to the ground as well

  • 57 66
    Submitted by TheBoyWonder3 on Jun 16, 11 at 4:06am

    what's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline ? I take my boots off before I jump on my trampoline

  • 42 40
    Submitted by lovelygirl42694 on Jun 17, 11 at 12:12am

    hahaha....

  • 44 52
    Submitted by DaniBee420 on Jun 19, 11 at 6:35am

    For some reason I just love this one. And the fact there are dead baby jokes on here make it even better!

  • 47 60
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 16, 11 at 4:01am

    No "op is a guy" comments..?

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Roamingdead on Jun 15, 11 at 7:03pm

    What's funner than spinning a baby on a clothesline at high speed???????????????????????? Stopping it with a shovel.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by robotman on Jun 15, 11 at 10:49pm

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Shyparty246 on Jun 16, 11 at 6:31am

    What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? Watermelons float.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Roamingdead on Jun 15, 11 at 6:38pm

    How many babies does it take to paint a house??????????????? Depends on how hard you throw them.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Shyparty246 on Jun 16, 11 at 6:32am

    How do you get a blended baby out of the blender? .... TOSTITOS

  • 46 74
    Submitted by LoneWolf54 on Jun 15, 11 at 8:43pm

    What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? -one dead baby nailed to ten trees.

  • 57 99
    Submitted by redevilmuahah on Jun 15, 11 at 4:13pm

    How do you get 100 babies into a bathtub? Blend them up. How do you get them out?\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTortilla Chip.

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Shyparty246 on Jun 16, 11 at 6:33am

    Sry one more: why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?\n-to see it's facial expression