The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
um, he prob meant they were too overdone or something
"B" is nowhere near "P", T9 or Qwerty.
Does that mean the bouncer is black.? Cannibal.? Or whats going on.?
The bouncer must have been from the south and/or of African American origins.
If you're legs look like rotisserie chicken it's time to slow down the fake n baking
Bluh. spray tans. Hopefully he likes fritos because that's what you're gonna smell like when he's banging you.
Can I lick it off?
Clearly no one gets the Anchorman reference. Fools.
She'd better be careful: BBQ sauce is acidic and will wreck that spray tan!
Huh? This doesn't make any sense.
This bouncer sounds like my ex, who is a bouncer and a huge white dude.
And bitch you breaking all the rules with that racist ho shit, cause niggardly I'd fuck you in your rule book with this rude dick. Rulebook has lost his touch and rabbit ass mind... Bitch anit fummy.. No mo"!
Because your legs looked like ribs?
Stage five creeper.
Clearly, no one gets the Anchorman reference.
Duplicate reply. My bad.
Glory hole! Duh
Maybe it's because you look like a hotdog