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  • 68 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:40am

    I know what you mean! Not only is it sharp and it cuts you but it leaves a gross milky-cereal-saliva-y residue film sorta thing on the roof of your mouth. Gross.

  • 61 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:37am

    ahhh capitano crunch leaves this weird layer on the roof of my mouth. it makes me so sad because its so gosh darn delicious

  • 58 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:24pm

    i know the feeling ! it leaves a weird layer ont he top of my mouth.

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:14pm

    yeah that was a good metaphor

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:22pm

    Not crazy at all....leaves some weird layer on the roof of my mouth. I will endure all things though to get delicious Captain Crunch though.

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 10:05am

    Mich als ;o

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:41pm

    wow we are all agreed on this subject.. how often does that happen on this site..

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:42pm

    It fucks up the roof of your mouth.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:51pm

    5:57 hit the nail on the head. It cuts my gums all up and makes my mouth feel slimy. Like the rest of you, I can't seem to resist how yummy it is.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:25pm

    atleast he got a boner from the cereal instead of the cap'n.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:37pm

    omg i know what you mean...i feel disgusting after eating Capn Crunch i have to brush my teeth

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:03pm

    You're not crazy. Capt'n Crunch may be a code word for someone else, but the cereal fucks up my gums. Unfortunately for my gums, those crunch berries are so goddamn delicious.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by shawnshade on Jul 10, 10 at 9:19am

    Yeah what is up with that

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:37am

    CAP'N CRUNCH FUCKING ROCKS

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:58pm

    Cap'n Crunch totally leaves this weird film on the roof of my mouth!

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:49pm

    I totally know what you mean. Cap'n crunch is one of the few cereals that fucks up my mouth. But its fucking delicious.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:57am

    It's just good to know that I'm not alone.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:10pm

    It feels like it leaves a thin slippery membrane in my mouth.. then after a few hours it feels sore like i have ulcers.. unfortunately the deliciousity of cap'n crunch overrides every inclination my mind has to not eat it... especially those little blue red and green crunch berries.. fuck i'm getting a boner.. ok.. i just realized that cap'n crunch is like blue balls.. totally worth the romance explosion.. but so sore afterwards.. yes that's it, perhaps the most epic metaphor ever.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:45pm

    so true, but it taste sooo good!

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:41am

    Cuts your mouth with delicious yellow crunchies and then covers it up with like a weird sugary layer, to make it seem like it never happened. I'm not fooled but I can't resist those crunch berries!!!!!

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:28pm

    i know!! those cereal people just like to screw with us.

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:08am

    yeaahh!! it leaves a film on the roof of my mouth!!its slimy

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:10pm

    how do you know it wasn't the captain and his cereal? there are some fucked up people out there

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:39pm

    it does though holy shit cuts the roof of your mouth and everything now i have to have water or something

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:55pm

    it fucks up my mouth too. it hurts after, but its so fucking good. oh man, now i want some!

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:55am

    "My cereal does not cut the roof of children's mouths ... in all good respect"

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:39pm

    very true top of the mouth get allll messed up

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:31pm

    yeah, the roof of my mouth always gets ruined. I thought i was the only one. WTF devil cereal right?

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:08pm

    Captain Crunch may do weird things to your mouth... but Matthew Fox does weird things to mine. ;)

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:37pm

    yo. captain crunch fucks my shit up.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:52pm

    yea cap'n crunch does mess with ur mouth and so does pepsi it makes ur teeth squeekie or is that just me?

  • 50 68
    Submitted by 697769 on Aug 20, 10 at 4:15am

    11:52 squeeky teeth totally true!!

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:31pm

    ^^^ Right? Although it's true....it's not a really funny text...

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:15pm

    it leaves a filmy feeling at the roof of my mouth.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by urlifemyentmnt on May 17, 10 at 8:24pm

    It does it does!

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:57pm

    feels like sugar coated razor cuts

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:50pm

    did i really just read someone getting a boner from captain crunch ^^^ little old dont u think

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:56am

    cap'n crunch feels like sugar coated razor cuts. YES. thank you...everyone.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:24am

    4:15pm That's what she said. This actually goes for almost all the posts in this one.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:32pm

    it makes my mouth feel like it's bleeding

  • 38 65
    Submitted by whoahanna on Apr 9, 10 at 10:36am

    Sin City reppin' ittt