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  • ahhh capitano crunch leaves this weird layer on the roof of my mouth. it makes me so sad because its so gosh darn delicious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:37am
  • Not crazy at all....leaves some weird layer on the roof of my mouth. I will endure all things though to get delicious Captain Crunch though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:22pm
  • CAP'N CRUNCH FUCKING ROCKS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:37am
  • It fucks up the roof of your mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Cap'n Crunch totally leaves this weird film on the roof of my mouth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:58pm
  • i know the feeling ! it leaves a weird layer ont he top of my mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:24pm
  • I know what you mean! Not only is it sharp and it cuts you but it leaves a gross milky-cereal-saliva-y residue film sorta thing on the roof of your mouth. Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:40am
  • yeah that was a good metaphor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:14pm
  • You're not crazy. Capt'n Crunch may be a code word for someone else, but the cereal fucks up my gums. Unfortunately for my gums, those crunch berries are so goddamn delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:03pm
  • It feels like it leaves a thin slippery membrane in my mouth.. then after a few hours it feels sore like i have ulcers.. unfortunately the deliciousity of cap'n crunch overrides every inclination my mind has to not eat it... especially those little blue red and green crunch berries.. fuck i'm getting a boner.. ok.. i just realized that cap'n crunch is like blue balls.. totally worth the romance explosion.. but so sore afterwards.. yes that's it, perhaps the most epic metaphor ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:10pm
  • i know!! those cereal people just like to screw with us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:28pm
  • atleast he got a boner from the cereal instead of the cap'n.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:25pm
  • It's just good to know that I'm not alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:57am
  • it fucks up my mouth too. it hurts after, but its so fucking good. oh man, now i want some!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Mich als ;o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 10:05am
  • wow we are all agreed on this subject.. how often does that happen on this site..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:41pm
  • omg i know what you mean...i feel disgusting after eating Capn Crunch i have to brush my teeth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:37pm
  • I totally know what you mean. Cap'n crunch is one of the few cereals that fucks up my mouth. But its fucking delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:49pm
  • yeaahh!! it leaves a film on the roof of my mouth!!its slimy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:08am
  • how do you know it wasn't the captain and his cereal? there are some fucked up people out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:10pm
  • 5:57 hit the nail on the head. It cuts my gums all up and makes my mouth feel slimy. Like the rest of you, I can't seem to resist how yummy it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:51pm
  • it leaves a filmy feeling at the roof of my mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Captain Crunch may do weird things to your mouth... but Matthew Fox does weird things to mine. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:08pm
  • 11:52 squeeky teeth totally true!!

    Submitted by 697769 on Aug 20, 10 at 4:15am
  • Cuts your mouth with delicious yellow crunchies and then covers it up with like a weird sugary layer, to make it seem like it never happened. I'm not fooled but I can't resist those crunch berries!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:41am
  • feels like sugar coated razor cuts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:57pm
  • it does though holy shit cuts the roof of your mouth and everything now i have to have water or something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:39pm
  • so true, but it taste sooo good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:45pm
  • yo. captain crunch fucks my shit up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:37pm
  • yea cap'n crunch does mess with ur mouth and so does pepsi it makes ur teeth squeekie or is that just me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Yeah what is up with that

    Submitted by shawnshade on Jul 10, 10 at 9:19am
  • cap'n crunch feels like sugar coated razor cuts. YES. thank you...everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:56am
  • yeah, the roof of my mouth always gets ruined. I thought i was the only one. WTF devil cereal right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:31pm
  • did i really just read someone getting a boner from captain crunch ^^^ little old dont u think

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:50pm
  • 4:15pm That's what she said. This actually goes for almost all the posts in this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:24am
  • It does it does!

    Submitted by urlifemyentmnt on May 17, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Sin City reppin' ittt

    Submitted by whoahanna on Apr 9, 10 at 10:36am
  • ^^^ Right? Although it's true....it's not a really funny text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:31pm
  • very true top of the mouth get allll messed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:39pm
  • it makes my mouth feel like it's bleeding

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:32pm
  • "My cereal does not cut the roof of children's mouths ... in all good respect"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:55am
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