I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
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ahhh capitano crunch leaves this weird layer on the roof of my mouth. it makes me so sad because its so gosh darn delicious
Not crazy at all....leaves some weird layer on the roof of my mouth. I will endure all things though to get delicious Captain Crunch though.
It fucks up the roof of your mouth.
CAP'N CRUNCH FUCKING ROCKS
Cap'n Crunch totally leaves this weird film on the roof of my mouth!
i know the feeling !
it leaves a weird layer ont he top of my mouth.
I know what you mean! Not only is it sharp and it cuts you but it leaves a gross milky-cereal-saliva-y residue film sorta thing on the roof of your mouth. Gross.
yeah that was a good metaphor
You're not crazy. Capt'n Crunch may be a code word for someone else, but the cereal fucks up my gums. Unfortunately for my gums, those crunch berries are so goddamn delicious.
those cereal people just like to screw with us.
It feels like it leaves a thin slippery membrane in my mouth.. then after a few hours it feels sore like i have ulcers.. unfortunately the deliciousity of cap'n crunch overrides every inclination my mind has to not eat it... especially those little blue red and green crunch berries.. fuck i'm getting a boner.. ok.. i just realized that cap'n crunch is like blue balls.. totally worth the romance explosion.. but so sore afterwards.. yes that's it, perhaps the most epic metaphor ever.
atleast he got a boner from the cereal instead of the cap'n.
It's just good to know that I'm not alone.
it fucks up my mouth too. it hurts after, but its so fucking good. oh man, now i want some!
omg i know what you mean...i feel disgusting after eating Capn Crunch i have to brush my teeth
Mich als ;o
wow we are all agreed on this subject.. how often does that happen on this site..
I totally know what you mean. Cap'n crunch is one of the few cereals that fucks up my mouth. But its fucking delicious.
how do you know it wasn't the captain and his cereal? there are some fucked up people out there
yeaahh!! it leaves a film on the roof of my mouth!!its slimy
it leaves a filmy feeling at the roof of my mouth.
5:57 hit the nail on the head. It cuts my gums all up and makes my mouth feel slimy. Like the rest of you, I can't seem to resist how yummy it is.
feels like sugar coated razor cuts
Captain Crunch may do weird things to your mouth... but Matthew Fox does weird things to mine. ;)
11:52 squeeky teeth totally true!!
Cuts your mouth with delicious yellow crunchies and then covers it up with like a weird sugary layer, to make it seem like it never happened. I'm not fooled but I can't resist those crunch berries!!!!!
yo. captain crunch fucks my shit up.
yea cap'n crunch does mess with ur mouth and so does pepsi it makes ur teeth squeekie or is that just me?
it does though holy shit
cuts the roof of your mouth and everything
now i have to have water or something
so true, but it taste sooo good!
Yeah what is up with that
cap'n crunch feels like sugar coated razor cuts. YES. thank you...everyone.
yeah, the roof of my mouth always gets ruined.
I thought i was the only one. WTF devil cereal right?
did i really just read someone getting a boner from captain crunch ^^^
little old dont u think
That's what she said. This actually goes for almost all the posts in this one.
It does it does!
Sin City reppin' ittt
^^^ Right? Although it's true....it's not a really funny text...
very true top of the mouth get allll messed up
it makes my mouth feel like it's bleeding
"My cereal does not cut the roof of children's mouths ... in all good respect"