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  • 98 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:49pm

    We named my bf's Winston -both are lefties...

  • 70 52
    Submitted by helladrugs on Jun 14, 10 at 3:00pm

    The Crazy Maker is jealous =\\

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:51pm

    CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:33pm

    If I were a boy, I wouldn't want to name my penis after anything scaly...

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:20pm

    I'd name mine diablo

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:51am

    LOVE YOU TUCSON!!! i hope i know you cause that's awesome

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:11am

    Rugrats reference FTW!

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:09am

    and by that i mean i know a person with a dick named reptar

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:03pm

    I'd name mine Getalottapuss

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:07pm

    Mine's Mista' Eisenhower.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:58pm

    This chick is my hero haha

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:14am

    Russell the love muscle

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 2:34am

    Mine name Is little guy not because it's small but because it's the size of mini mee

  • 71 80
    Submitted by AnimeBabe on Apr 23, 10 at 5:09am

    I named my ex boyfriends Vlad because he fondly called it The Impaler, I liked Vlad better. When we broke up I renamed it Gizmo

  • 59 58
    Submitted by cabot11 on Oct 31, 10 at 1:44am

    Hahaha. Mine has no name. Like a spy of sorts.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:25am

    this is when i am proud to say that i am from Tucson...

    • 34 28
      Submitted by mrsoto on Jan 27, 12 at 12:47am

      Me too amigo

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:11am

    that's SO weird because I named my dick reptar earlier tonight, before i ever read this

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:07am

    i know a dick named reptar!!

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:21pm

    I know a "Sir Charles" lmoa

  • 65 73
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 13, 10 at 4:21pm

    Rugrats

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:00pm

    Mine's named Dr. Beverly Crusher.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:23pm

    I really hope that it was a girl from the drew u womens rugby team that said that <3

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:18am

    Targ the Magnificent. And popular opinion says it is.

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:16pm

    I watched rugrats until I was twenty... FML

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:12pm

    ROFL! My friend quoted this to me last night.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:58pm

    Dude. Reptar is awesome

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:33pm

    I'd name mine slagathor. Or Peter. Either one.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:07pm

    I am proud to say I am from Tucson. If I had one, I would name it... well, I don't quite know, but I would name it something cool. I'm gonna name my vag, "The Ring Rath." XD

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:17am

    When you get filled with "the holy spirit" you cry out in languages you didn't even know you spoke

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:59pm

    I think I had this convo with someone the other night ... is that Chris ?

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:14pm

    I'd name mine something starting with "the" to sound more epic. maybe "The Sultan".

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:13am

    Purple headed yogurt slinger. I win

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:23am

    I call mine Captain Hook

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:05pm

    "Mine's named Dr. Beverly Crusher." LMFAO!!!! WIN!!!!

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:01am

    I think I'd go with a "sir" like Sir Rupert...something to the effect.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:39pm

    I named my dick "The Impaler."

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:48am

    I call mine Little Hercules. Rugrats reference FTW

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:24pm

    Haha that's what I named mine x]

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:28am

    Mine's called Fireman BUTCH lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:55pm

    captain redbeard... that ones unbeatable

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:59pm

    Mine is bangarang :D haha Gotta love Tucson

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:30am

    hahahaha idk why but this made me lol

  • 30 38
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 16, 12 at 4:12am

    My boyfriends is called The Supersoaker, his friends is called The Annihilator, and I also have a friend whos is called Tomb Raider.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:17am

    I'd marry this chick

  • 48 76
    Submitted by simply_magic on Jul 28, 10 at 12:08am

    Omg! That's what I named my boyfriend's penis.

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:55am

    Win.

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:46am

    finally 520 brings something to the table

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:38pm

    omg thats a freakin name awesome

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:06am

    u can name my penis baby dick cuz its so small

  • 56 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:07pm

    mine is General Marcus Grande

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:29am

    done. ive been looking for a name for him.

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:26am

    I call my dick Miley Cyrus and my balls the Jonas Brothers

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:32am

    I call mine "inchworm"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:39pm

    I named my bf's penis "THE WEASEL" We do sound effects and everything. GO TUCSON!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:28am

    This i one the most hilarious convo's I have read in a long time. LMAO!! "Mista Eisenhower"??!! bahhhhahahaha

  • 49 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:15pm

    HALT! I AM REPTAR! lol..i kinda wish I had a weiner now. Would it be weird to name my vag that?? haha..hmmm..

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:22pm

    Isn't that the dino from Rugrats o_o

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:54pm

    I call mine Dr. Strangelove.