We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Actually, they came IN the closet
well he came in the closet. she was probably faking it
[Insert coming out of the closet joke here.]
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No space, no problem.
Your not suppose to tell about being closet perverts.
Since you can have multiple accounts here, Wouldnt it be funny if firsty was firebombing him/her self... Just sayin hmmm you could be firsty, soviet dude or firstydieinfire... Or ?
I know my multiple accts have dif names and area codes....
Then, after, they both came out of the closet.
Yada yada pretzels. Yada yada FUCK FIRSTY.
Dude, Firsty isn't even here. Be happy.
That's not creative, that's just convenient.
these pretzels are making me Firsty
no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.
Waay to go M.I.A
Firsty IS insane. Their only goal in life is posting stupid pretzel/firsty comments on a joke app all day long. BTW, Firtsy lives with his/ her parents and jacks off to WOW and old doogie hauser reruns. Oh yeah, that's someone to definitely look up to...
Agreed. I enjoy Firsty because it shows how dumb everybody else is. Getting pissed off is exactly what Firsty wants. And people getting angry over the Internet is probably the greatest thing ever.
Firsty came on a pretzel
Firsty may be annoying sometimes but he/she is so insane you just gotta laugh.
Incest is WINcest
I don't think anyone stated that they look up to Firsty. I said I think he/she is funny and that he/she irritates people so much is a bonus. Life is short. Live, laugh and Love!
Firsty... Anyone imagine a small, vanilla frosty, screaming "firsty"? Well I do D:
These closets are making Soviets everywhere THAT high for all of Firsty's douchbags. Ten To The Power of Pi-th.
He's still in the closet
That so me