today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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Captain jack sparrow*
and eventually you will feel the intense sadness over why your rum is gone.
He's a smart man. And pretty damn attractive too.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow that is...
In soviot rushia were all dumb asses and our jokes arnt funny!
It's Captain Jack Sparrow..
it's gluten free
The Soviet Russia jokes suck and the guy that posted one on here couldn't even spell correctly.
in societ Russia run learned why you loved Jack sparrow so much
If you had written this in Soviet Russian it would have made more sense than this kindergarten-English you have going on here.
Good Night But Bad Morning hahahaha
Spread the word!
Hell yeah they better be making a fourth one!
The fourth one is gonna suck...no Will or Elizabeth...
2:38 what's your problem? I hate it when people post shit comments on here like "first" and calling people fucktards just keep it to yourself man if you hate reading these things then delete the freaking app
not loveD, loveS, Pirates of the Caribbean is making a 4th movie.
Why is the rum gone?? Haha
True just like yay GER mISter ha ha love it
344 Comeon, the jokes do suck, but he obviousli mispelled the word on accident.
Today I read a text and thought " wow, this asshole really sucks."
Yeah I remember the night I found that out too:)
But why is all the rum gone!!!
All together now! "CAPTAIN! It's Captain Jack Sparrow."
T'is the yummiest!
Because he was a pirate?