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  • Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 7:27pm

    at that point why does he not fuck her, he is already cheating on his wife.

  • Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 7:03pm

    Why don't you just take charge and get on it. What is the fuck is this cum on your stomach shit? Weird

  • Submitted by virginiawolf63 on Jul 21, 10 at 7:19pm

    uhmm... the guy is married? have some class will yah! I suppose he can say I never fucked her. Scumbag.

  • Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:15pm

    I have a theory as to why this text is so retarded...heat exposure stupid Florida

  • Submitted by kyndalyse on Jul 21, 10 at 6:20pm

    Bahahahahahahaha what a whore

  • Submitted by austin4jenks on Jul 21, 10 at 8:35pm

    So Tara, if ur hubbie cums all over some other girl's stomach, that's not cheating? Please!

  • Submitted by Trollinn on Jul 21, 10 at 6:59pm

    They see me Trollin, they hatin

    • 51 90
      Submitted by Viper3 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:25pm

      they give you shit because you're white and angsty.

  • 93 63
    Submitted by arie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:59am

    God is great. Beer is good. And people are crazy

  • 99 87
    Submitted by fleischer911 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:56pm

    I did not have sexual relations with that lady... Sorry I did not understand what you meant by sexual relations

  • Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 21, 10 at 6:32pm

    I'll cum all over your stomach

  • 84 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 8:00pm

    Firsty appreciates a good reach around from his followers

  • 78 80
    Submitted by average_azn on Jul 22, 10 at 1:41am

    Lol 40% of the comments on here are from dirtyfirsty. Get a fucking life! No one gives one flying fuck about you. SERIOUSLY

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 12:15am

    It's just u we hate on, fool. U and ur two bumchums

  • 76 91
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 21, 10 at 10:56pm

    As long as it doesn't go in her hair what's the harm? Oh, cause she's a dirty skank whore homewrecker.

    • 52 81
      Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 21, 10 at 11:39pm

      Takes two to tango. He's just as guilty as she is.

      • 58 67
        Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:12am

        he's more guilty. he's the one in a committed relationship, lying to his wife's face- a woman he's supposed to love and cherish. the girl's in the wrong too but it's not such a personal offense

  • 73 90
    Submitted by NeezyNapalm on Jul 21, 10 at 8:10pm

    african monkey ju-jitsu

  • 75 96
    Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Jul 21, 10 at 9:41pm

    If you are gonna cheat you might as well make it count, I would!

  • 72 93
    Submitted by anothermistake on Jul 21, 10 at 9:29pm

    I hate you. Your a dumb fucking bitch. Go to hell

  • 69 88
    Submitted by adiaz006 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:20pm

    It's because him and his wife have a disease you don't want. He's doing you a favor.

    • 61 78
      Submitted by roksta82693 on Jul 23, 10 at 5:35am

      haha, what, marriage?

  • 62 75
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 12:51pm

    there are drag queens on here 987 that's wrong

  • 71 94
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 9:55pm

    I love to pull out and cum on a skinny white girl's stomach

  • 61 75
    Submitted by wertan10 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:42pm

    All praise the mighty firsty!

  • Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 21, 10 at 6:17pm

    When life brings you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail!

  • 71 97
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:50am

    Why thank you Rosamondmoonpie! Can't you just feel the love on tfln. Isn't it wonderful? You think firsty will forgive my not so nice words? They ask for it I just deliver it. I did try to be nice.

  • 64 84
    Submitted by stvblack on Jul 22, 10 at 2:31am

    Is this an old text between Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp?

  • Submitted by summer11 on Jul 21, 10 at 7:14pm

    all you guys trying to imitate firsty need to stop. firsty's the original, and now not only are all of you others ruining it, but it's even more annoying now than before

    • 59 75
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 7:54pm

      But Firsty appreciates his followers :)

      • 50 81
        Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 21, 10 at 11:57pm

        I bet firsty does, since he is probably most of his own followers. ;-)

        • 56 83
          Submitted by ih8firsty on Jul 22, 10 at 2:12am

          Haha this is true Firsty is so retarted, commenting on all the TFLN sayin the same retarted shit.

          • 38 72
            Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 22, 10 at 9:29am

            seriously, you need to learn to spell! *retarded.

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 5:05am

    Is it massive?

  • 56 75
    Submitted by kylieeelovesyou on Jul 24, 10 at 2:59am

    that's not Florida! kthanksbye.

  • 65 95
    Submitted by iablows on Jul 22, 10 at 4:00pm

    Are you guys expecting bible scriptures when you get on here? Lighten up an stop being dumb.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 4:23am

    Really now

  • 57 86
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:58am

    I know monica. She is famous for giving the best blowjob ever

  • 59 90
    Submitted by smartypanties on Jul 21, 10 at 8:08pm

    This screams tummy puddle fake...

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 6:22pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Filter on Jul 22, 10 at 8:35am

    Oh my

  • 56 86
    Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 22, 10 at 1:21pm

    My first thought is this is another man allowing someone to cum on his belly. Married man is on the DL.

  • 57 88
    Submitted by electricworry on Jul 21, 10 at 7:11pm

    Broward County. That explains so much.

  • 61 97
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 6:47pm

    What 954 said was pretty funny

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:51am

    Btw.. Dont condone any fucked up relationship.. Both of the people involved are jerks .. Obviously they both know hes married.. I wonder if he asks for blow jobs ....

  • 55 90
    Submitted by stfu4itsinurbutt on Jul 21, 10 at 8:48pm

    lmao at 8:19

  • 59 99
    Submitted by IndyTex on Jul 22, 10 at 1:30am

    This is sad. Take charge of your life, move on, you deserve so much more. He is a loser and does not deserve you or his WIFE!!!!

  • 58 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 8:19pm

    Spam

  • Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 21, 10 at 6:40pm

    I would just grab him and put it in myself if I were you. You want it pretty bad apparently, so why not just take it? Just because he says no doesn't mean he means no. >:)

    • 36 93
      Submitted by nattybuck on Jul 21, 10 at 7:33pm

      homewrecker

    • 56 69
      Submitted by schlock on Jul 21, 10 at 8:17pm

      In good ole Louisiana we call that R.A.P.E.

      • 55 81
        Submitted by Viper3 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:27pm

        Raging Apes Penetraiting Everyone?

      • 48 84
        Submitted by ih8firsty on Jul 22, 10 at 2:14am

        In Louisiana they all call it the "Katrina Affect"

  • 58 98
    Submitted by La_La_La on Jul 22, 10 at 2:04am

    Oh yeahh baby : D 9-5-4!! : D

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 1:58am

    WTF are you doing here so long to read all my posts? Somebody gives a f*ck. Those that matter. You don't. I don't live my life based on who gives a f*ck. Maybe if you didn't you'd be happier?

    • 45 72
      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 22, 10 at 8:58am

      have fun being lonely, you f*uckin loser pissass

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:30pm

    When life gives you lemonade .. Pour a bunch of vodka in it... Ice it up .. Yum. pretzels

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:31pm

    Pretzels!!!

  • 51 87
    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:05am

    you people give that "firsty" guy too much importance that's why he's still on here...

  • Submitted by FirstyTheFirst on Jul 21, 10 at 7:07pm

    Lol desperate his make me firsty

  • 52 90
    Submitted by dc1080 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:32pm

    blow it in meeee!

  • 53 94
    Submitted by AZbasketball5 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:42am

    Wat little fucks....

  • 48 89
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:47am

    Firsty would be disappointed by my behavior but nobody is gonna bully me off of here and if I wanna say firsty or thirsty or pretzel or whatever, I will.

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:08pm

    So many guys like this. They think will help them feel less guilty. Sorry if u wish upon is already cheating. If you're gonna do it. Do it with purpose.

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:57am

    Some of you guys are stupid. What is all the firsty and Jesus and dolphins and dumb words about

  • 42 79
    Submitted by cruXsader on Jul 21, 10 at 7:49pm

    testing

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:53am

    I rode the small bus to school. But I always sat up firsty. Tehhehe

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:32am

    I'm going to enjoy tffln with or without the haters. Firsty firsty firsty firsty firsty firsty firsty! I'm just so damn firsty. Pretzel finoke?

  • 46 92
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 21, 10 at 11:30pm

    Tmuck thanx for the comment. I'm a firsty. Maybe your tolerance and understanding will spread throughout tfln and others will quit hating on everybody else.

  • 49 99
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 1:59am

    Firsty thirsty pretzel lovin'....

  • 37 77
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:15pm

    Dumb girl, smart manwhore

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 9:50pm

    That's just dirty. Wait, new catch phrase? Nope, I'm a firsty first and my pretzels are stale! I also like dolphins and wtfwjd and the anonymous people and all the funny folks. Quit the hating and let people comment about whatever!

  • Submitted by Tara4753 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:23pm

    He's not cheating this way..duh.

  • 46 96
    Submitted by jhodge1 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:17am

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  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:39pm

    Dirty needs glasses. You had pretzels already. How silly of me to think you wouldn't. Duh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 7:27pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin.

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:43am

    Dumb girl my girlfriend is smarter and she's only twelve too old people are dumb

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:44am

    Twelvefourtytwo assfaceballs5 you're on here so I guess that makes you a little f*ck too?

  • 45 99
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:37pm

    Rosamondmoonpie! Enjoy your drink but pass me a water bottle. Where's the pretzels? I'm parched. Wait WTF? I'm firsty!

  • Submitted by tmuck on Jul 21, 10 at 11:03pm

    I love the firsty's! :) at least your posts are entertaining and funny!

    • 62 84
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:14am

      how are various spins on the words "pretzel", "first", and "thirsty" entertaining OR funny?

      • 46 76
        Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 23, 10 at 4:35pm

        That was hilarious!! That comment had it all!! "Pretzels" "First" and "Thirsty"!!

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 1:54am

    Stoopid azn jealous much? Is your life so small you have to comment on mine?

  • 37 89
    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 21, 10 at 10:34pm

    Jesus would light the harpy on fire and send her to hell.

    • 43 64
      Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 21, 10 at 11:41pm

      Why? She's not breaking any commandments.

      • 50 77
        Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 22, 10 at 1:30am

        yeah she is dumbass. how about "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's spouse?"

        • 56 79
          Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 22, 10 at 8:56am

          BOOM, headshot. nice work.

        • 66 81
          Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 22, 10 at 11:20am

          I was thinking more along the lines of "Thou shalt not commit adultery." The commandment you're referring to? It's actually "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife." Sucks to live in a patriarchal society, huh?

  • 37 90
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:47am

    Dirtyfirsty.. I dont ever drink alcohol,, dont know why the beer dingo likes me so.. Heres your water... Nice and icy.. Also have tea

  • 38 93
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:48am

    We all know from experience .. Firsty fun stays haters fade.. Pretzels!!!

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 8:09pm

    Damn, all this BS is making me firsty. No beer, just bottled water!

  • Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 6:53pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • Submitted by shawnlee on Jul 21, 10 at 10:49pm

    Wow... Classy...

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:28am

    Anonymous twelve fifteen you're so not worth my time. Eat  and choke on a firsty pretzel.

  • Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 21, 10 at 6:20pm

    Repins a yb tohs saw ehs

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:56am

    BTW asstard twelvefifteen there is waay more than two firsty fans. There's always room for more but leave your bs at the f*uckin door.

  • Submitted by pretzeI on Jul 21, 10 at 11:51pm

    Man I'm thirsty

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 9:32pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 21, 10 at 8:49pm

    Wow. Of course the text FINALLY from my area code is crap. \n\nThis sh!tty text is NOT making me Firsty!