Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Letting that turtle go through the pregnancy would be irresponsible!
it's funny, your mom made the same mistake about nine months before your dumb ass was born
frakilins a girl?
..at least the turtle has nothing to worry about then.
WTF. So stupid on so many levels
That's an expensive mistake.
I hope you get fed to a turtle...
That shit is too expensive to be waste on turtles
Someone fucked a turtle?
Dr.Dolittle disapproves of your actions. The cat would have been a better choice.
It's funny cause the turtle probably thought it tasted like fish
So that is where the turtle went! No wonder we couldn't find him.
Wow... No words to even describe how dumb that was .....
sounds like plan c is just as poor a choice as plan a was....
Well put eag0217
Time for plan C: a wire coat hanger.
And this made it on here
not necessarily an expensive mistake, plan b is free at planned parenthood
if you're a minor or are on a sliding scale