Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Letting that turtle go through the pregnancy would be irresponsible!
it's funny, your mom made the same mistake about nine months before your dumb ass was born
frakilins a girl?
..at least the turtle has nothing to worry about then.
WTF. So stupid on so many levels
I hope you get fed to a turtle...
That's an expensive mistake.
Dr.Dolittle disapproves of your actions. The cat would have been a better choice.
Someone fucked a turtle?
That shit is too expensive to be waste on turtles
It's funny cause the turtle probably thought it tasted like fish
Wow... No words to even describe how dumb that was .....
So that is where the turtle went! No wonder we couldn't find him.
Well put eag0217
sounds like plan c is just as poor a choice as plan a was....
Time for plan C: a wire coat hanger.
And this made it on here
not necessarily an expensive mistake, plan b is free at planned parenthood
if you're a minor or are on a sliding scale