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  • Submitted by mojas7565 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:05pm

    say exactly that, he'll come running

  • Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:22pm

    come to our cookout, if you bring the hot dog, i'll provide the bun

    • Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:24pm

      come to our cookout, lots of neat explosions

  • Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jul 2, 10 at 1:35pm

    Vagina is for lovers! lol

  • Submitted by kindiana on Jul 4, 10 at 11:06pm

    What a sweet sexy idea!

  • Submitted by jamz on Jul 2, 10 at 2:49pm

    That's EXACTLY what you should say!

  • Submitted by Silent on Mar 24, 11 at 7:10pm

    Yeah...I'm not seeing how that is a bad way to phrase an invitation. I'd be at that cookout early, And I'm never early to stuff, just ask the gf.

  • Submitted by kyasuya on Jul 3, 10 at 7:39am

    Why don't women JUST TALK LIKE THIS?

  • Submitted by 317reasons on Jul 3, 10 at 2:16am

    us guys love it when a woman is live and direct. i concur with tall the others on here that say...if you say it like'll get exactly what you seek.

  • Submitted by yert on Jul 3, 10 at 12:33am

    Say it just like that bet his jaw hits the floor

  • Submitted by SEMIC on Jul 3, 10 at 12:29am

    That makes me hard shit

  • Submitted by scatart90 on Mar 21, 11 at 2:03pm

    If u were to say exactly like u did here I promise he would b there I no if one of my friends said that I would b there right quick n in a min.

  • Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 8:13am

    This is from my guy friend... he said the real way to get a man instantly is to walk up to him with a beer in one hand, and sandwich in the other, and grab his cock... So you ask, how do you grab his cock when your hands are full? Use your imagination.\n\nYou just got laid!\n\n\n\nLadies, the real trick is he was actually distracted by the beer, and the sandwich, and BOOM goes the dynamite. Have a nice night!\n\np.s.\nHe's a genius! It works, I know, I've tried. ;)

  • Submitted by emin3m402 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:25pm

    ya id for sure come running how you gunna beat the combo of explosives, alcohol, and beatin cakes? YOU DONT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 1:05pm


  • Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 10, 11 at 4:55am

    I wanna come too :(

  • Submitted by bunbun11 on Feb 1, 11 at 1:44pm

    Gotta love my area code. Soooo classy

  • Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:29pm

    whats the big deal with a guy being a girls first orgasm?

    • Submitted by doll127 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:11pm

      because it seems a good amount of guys aren't capable of doing it so when you finally find one who can you want to keep him around. first orgasm guy meant way more than first time guy

      • Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 3, 10 at 9:27am

        gotcha, thanks for the response. ive made at least two girls orgasm but i wasnt their firsts, so i didnt realize that was a bigger deal than the girls first, oh well

  • Submitted by nextemericanhero on Jan 13, 12 at 9:56am

    This may be my ex girlfriend..

  • Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:09pm


  • Submitted by a7xrev21 on Jul 2, 10 at 10:17pm

    Any one want to get fuck by 14 year old u would make my day

  • Submitted by TurdHammock on Jul 2, 10 at 3:19pm


  • Submitted by An0n on Jul 2, 10 at 5:01pm

    If you're hot say that. If not, lying works, until he's drunk enough.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 1:04pm