How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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say exactly that, he'll come running
come to our cookout, if you bring the hot dog, i'll provide the bun
come to our cookout, lots of neat explosions
Yeah...I'm not seeing how that is a bad way to phrase an invitation. I'd be at that cookout early, And I'm never early to stuff, just ask the gf.
Vagina is for lovers! lol
What a sweet sexy idea!
That's EXACTLY what you should say!
Why don't women JUST TALK LIKE THIS?
us guys love it when a woman is live and direct. i concur with tall the others on here that say...if you say it like that...you'll get exactly what you seek.
Say it just like that bet his jaw hits the floor
This is from my guy friend... he said the real way to get a man instantly is to walk up to him with a beer in one hand, and sandwich in the other, and grab his cock... So you ask, how do you grab his cock when your hands are full? Use your imagination.\n\nYou just got laid!\n\n\n\nLadies, the real trick is he was actually distracted by the beer, and the sandwich, and BOOM goes the dynamite. Have a nice night!\n\np.s.\nHe's a genius! It works, I know, I've tried. ;)
That makes me hard shit
If u were to say exactly like u did here I promise he would b there I no if one of my friends said that I would b there right quick n in a min.
This may be my ex girlfriend..
whats the big deal with a guy being a girls first orgasm?
because it seems a good amount of guys aren't capable of doing it so when you finally find one who can you want to keep him around. first orgasm guy meant way more than first time guy
gotcha, thanks for the response. ive made at least two girls orgasm but i wasnt their firsts, so i didnt realize that was a bigger deal than the girls first, oh well
ya id for sure come running how you gunna beat the combo of explosives, alcohol, and beatin cakes? YOU DONT
I wanna come too :(
Gotta love my area code. Soooo classy
Any one want to get fuck by 14 year old u would make my day
If you're hot say that. If not, lying works, until he's drunk enough.