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  • say exactly that, he'll come running

    Submitted by mojas7565 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:05pm
  • come to our cookout, if you bring the hot dog, i'll provide the bun

    Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:22pm
  • Yeah...I'm not seeing how that is a bad way to phrase an invitation. I'd be at that cookout early, And I'm never early to stuff, just ask the gf.

    Submitted by Silent on Mar 24, 11 at 7:10pm
  • That's EXACTLY what you should say!

    Submitted by jamz on Jul 2, 10 at 2:49pm
  • What a sweet sexy idea!

    Submitted by kindiana on Jul 4, 10 at 11:06pm
  • Vagina is for lovers! lol

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jul 2, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Why don't women JUST TALK LIKE THIS?

    Submitted by kyasuya on Jul 3, 10 at 7:39am
  • us guys love it when a woman is live and direct. i concur with tall the others on here that say...if you say it like'll get exactly what you seek.

    Submitted by 317reasons on Jul 3, 10 at 2:16am
  • Say it just like that bet his jaw hits the floor

    Submitted by yert on Jul 3, 10 at 12:33am
  • This is from my guy friend... he said the real way to get a man instantly is to walk up to him with a beer in one hand, and sandwich in the other, and grab his cock... So you ask, how do you grab his cock when your hands are full? Use your imagination.\n\nYou just got laid!\n\n\n\nLadies, the real trick is he was actually distracted by the beer, and the sandwich, and BOOM goes the dynamite. Have a nice night!\n\np.s.\nHe's a genius! It works, I know, I've tried. ;)

    Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 8:13am
  • That makes me hard shit

    Submitted by SEMIC on Jul 3, 10 at 12:29am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 1:05pm
  • If u were to say exactly like u did here I promise he would b there I no if one of my friends said that I would b there right quick n in a min.

    Submitted by scatart90 on Mar 21, 11 at 2:03pm
  • This may be my ex girlfriend..

    Submitted by nextemericanhero on Jan 13, 12 at 9:56am
  • ya id for sure come running how you gunna beat the combo of explosives, alcohol, and beatin cakes? YOU DONT

    Submitted by emin3m402 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Second

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Gotta love my area code. Soooo classy

    Submitted by bunbun11 on Feb 1, 11 at 1:44pm
  • whats the big deal with a guy being a girls first orgasm?

    Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:29pm
    • because it seems a good amount of guys aren't capable of doing it so when you finally find one who can you want to keep him around. first orgasm guy meant way more than first time guy

      Submitted by doll127 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:11pm
      • gotcha, thanks for the response. ive made at least two girls orgasm but i wasnt their firsts, so i didnt realize that was a bigger deal than the girls first, oh well

        Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 3, 10 at 9:27am
  • I wanna come too :(

    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 10, 11 at 4:55am
  • Any one want to get fuck by 14 year old u would make my day

    Submitted by a7xrev21 on Jul 2, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Tenth

    Submitted by TurdHammock on Jul 2, 10 at 3:19pm
  • If you're hot say that. If not, lying works, until he's drunk enough.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 2, 10 at 5:01pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 1:04pm