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  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:42pm

    Adding to my "TO DO" list.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:09pm

    this almost most definitely happened at my college

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:53am

    Fuck you guys this is and 845 cell phone txt

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:47pm

    ah westchester... where white men try their best to be black

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:01am

    Yes I have...it must be a NY thing!! LOL

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:34pm

    haha this is my area code lol

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:29pm

    haha. that's awesome!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:03am

    Proud this is a Westchester text.

  • 40 38
    Submitted by bigwill94 on Feb 4, 11 at 4:23am

    ahh westchester where rich. white men try to be like sleezy rap stars

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:56pm

    Did this last night with a guy (a white guy) from Westchester

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:27am

    Wow, I am jealous. Seriously...

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:37pm

    It was a french guy and indeed champagne

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:02pm

    7:18 have you really people like that? a little ironic, perhaps?

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:45am

    haha yes westchester, gotta love ny

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:36pm

    Anything non-french is not champagne, regardless of what variety of grape used. It's sparkling wine. End of story.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:16pm

    Does anyone know the difference between champagne and sparkling wine? Probably not.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:44am

    7:18 your a fucking moron! learn to spell. god i have people like you

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:29pm

    shit the only thing i spray on bitches is goo

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:24pm

    yeah because u gotta be black to poor champagne on a bitch.. u just gotta be 1. drunk 2. have a bottle and 3. (and most important to all u posters so far) be able to actually get a girl in your bed.. I've done such things its nice

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:19pm

    Only good reference to a "golden shower"

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:03pm

    its actually very hot... racists.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:41pm

    yeah 12 black dudes and a whore

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:46pm

    Nice I'mOnABoat Ref ; ) I want someone to pour champagne on me! sounds like fun!

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:39pm

    Seems like a waste of good champagne to me.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:25pm

    actually i've done this before but it was on accident. tried to take a drink while she was riding and it sprayed lol.. good times

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:41pm

    one sip of balatore........

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:18pm

    Yey lil boose u no how wii do. Bussin champs up in bitches. Ridin dat big dik u call jigga city wen u no how we du. Gurl.... or something to that effect. Ah, respect for women fail.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:02pm

    2:47 and where the white women get all the black.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:52pm

    oh, thats sad. all the white boys are jealous they will never have the swag to pull off something fun and sexy like that.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:37am

    the reason we can call things champagne that are really sparkling wine is because we refused to sign the treaty of versailles after WWI. that was a weird clause the french slipped in.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:44am

    Don't believe Benjamin from Wayne's World! Champagne is only a legally protected term in some countries - for example most of the US it isn't. Longterm US producers who have previously called their sparkling wine Champagne can still do so. So nyah :P

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:20pm

    NOT IN WESTCHESTER I HAVENT

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:07pm

    3:46 - let the pouring begin, i'll bust out the moet

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:01am

    8:16 Champagne has to be champagne (the grape producing region in France) to be called champagne. If its from anywhere else, its sparkling wine. If you wanna be classy, use a California sparkling wine and not champagne.

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:56pm

    um do NOT hate on boosie or jigga city!

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:38pm

    2:29: If only the post would've included that as a response, really.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:12pm

    We drinkin' Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp!

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:02pm

    ... i meant 10:44. karma

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:43pm

    "zomg it cost 5 dollars a bottle! I love champagne!!!!oneeleven1"

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:00pm

    Funny shit 8:16 and true

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:24pm

    I wanna piss on you.......drip drip drip

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:29pm

    2:12 - lonely island reference... nice =]

  • 29 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:08am

    11:52 because you're soooo black...