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  • this almost most definitely happened at my college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Adding to my "TO DO" list.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Fuck you guys this is and 845 cell phone txt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:53am
  • Yes I have...it must be a NY thing!! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:01am
  • yeah because u gotta be black to poor champagne on a bitch.. u just gotta be 1. drunk 2. have a bottle and 3. (and most important to all u posters so far) be able to actually get a girl in your bed.. I've done such things its nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:24pm
  • haha. that's awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Nice I'mOnABoat Ref ; ) I want someone to pour champagne on me! sounds like fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:46pm
  • haha yes westchester, gotta love ny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:45am
  • 7:18 have you really people like that? a little ironic, perhaps?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:02pm
  • ah westchester... where white men try their best to be black

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:47pm
  • one sip of balatore........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:41pm
  • haha this is my area code lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Wow, I am jealous. Seriously...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:27am
  • Did this last night with a guy (a white guy) from Westchester

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:56pm
  • It was a french guy and indeed champagne

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Only good reference to a "golden shower"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Anything non-french is not champagne, regardless of what variety of grape used. It's sparkling wine. End of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:36pm
  • ahh westchester where rich. white men try to be like sleezy rap stars

    Submitted by bigwill94 on Feb 4, 11 at 4:23am
  • Proud this is a Westchester text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:03am
  • 3:46 - let the pouring begin, i'll bust out the moet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Does anyone know the difference between champagne and sparkling wine? Probably not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:16pm
  • Don't believe Benjamin from Wayne's World! Champagne is only a legally protected term in some countries - for example most of the US it isn't. Longterm US producers who have previously called their sparkling wine Champagne can still do so. So nyah :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:44am
  • 2:47 and where the white women get all the black.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:02pm
  • shit the only thing i spray on bitches is goo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:29pm
  • its actually very hot... racists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Yey lil boose u no how wii do. Bussin champs up in bitches. Ridin dat big dik u call jigga city wen u no how we du. Gurl.... or something to that effect. Ah, respect for women fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Seems like a waste of good champagne to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:39pm
  • 2:12 - lonely island reference... nice =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:29pm
  • 8:16 Champagne has to be champagne (the grape producing region in France) to be called champagne. If its from anywhere else, its sparkling wine. If you wanna be classy, use a California sparkling wine and not champagne.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:01am
  • oh, thats sad. all the white boys are jealous they will never have the swag to pull off something fun and sexy like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:52pm
  • We drinkin' Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:12pm
  • yeah 12 black dudes and a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:41pm
  • the reason we can call things champagne that are really sparkling wine is because we refused to sign the treaty of versailles after WWI. that was a weird clause the french slipped in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:37am
  • "zomg it cost 5 dollars a bottle! I love champagne!!!!oneeleven1"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:43pm
  • 2:29: If only the post would've included that as a response, really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:38pm
  • 7:18 your a fucking moron! learn to spell. god i have people like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:44am
  • actually i've done this before but it was on accident. tried to take a drink while she was riding and it sprayed lol.. good times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:25pm
  • I wanna piss on you.......drip drip drip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:24pm
  • NOT IN WESTCHESTER I HAVENT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:20pm
  • um do NOT hate on boosie or jigga city!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Funny shit 8:16 and true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:00pm
  • ... i meant 10:44. karma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:02pm
  • 11:52 because you're soooo black...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:08am