My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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Looks like this time a dick actually STOPPED someone from being fucked
i didnt know there was an app for that...
That moment after it fell onto the floor instead of in the toilet must have been glorious!
Your dick should be awarded a prize!
like a nice pussy
medal of honor
If it's the iPhone 4 it might work better after a swim.
Good thing you were jerkin your beef otherwise iPhone hits soft dick and falls right down into the shit water
complete fucking win
saved the day again
For once a posting on this site where the penis saved the day instead of ruining it
My pussy can do better that that ;)
That's another one the uses a dick has.
lol thats one smallll iphone
Remind me NOT to use your phone.
Happened to me before. Lmao
I will be sure to add that to the list of awesome things my cock can do...
Hahahahahaha thatz fuckin funny
I did this yesterday, lawl
I personally bounce my iPhone up and down on my dick when I get bored... And my friends wonder why I won't let them use it
Best TFLN in a long time. Hahah.
...come to think of it, first time my dick has ever gotten me OUT OF a bad situation.
So your iPhone had piss all over it?
Good looks bro lol
Wait. You were looking at porn using your iPhone, but why the fuck were u jerkin over the toilet?
Does that mean he had a boner at the time?\nAwkward moment
Way to rip off Dane Cook
Keezmovies iz the best!
There is an app for tht
these pretzels are making me Firsty
Lmfao to the two below me
Well aren't you lucky.
soo fuckin nice. wuz it tht big?
dicks are the best
Haha ive actually done that before.
You were definitely whacking off on a toilet to porn on ur iPhone. Props to ur dick, shame on you.
Lmao haha love this!!! Must be a decent size
Were you trying to take a picture of your dick?
Ha must of been a morning boner or you were jerkin off!! Bcuz if it was soft it would of splashed into the toilet
Lubetube works too.
@ 9:36\nur hilarious xD
freemobilesex.info also works PEACE
Been there. Fuckin awesome
In some countries this is considered a win
Hey mobileboner. Com works also for iPhone.
Uhmmmm damn dude is johnny holmes ur daddy jesus
Call me 250-sexy lol
"thats the best thing you've used it for!" said his girlfriend
That's fucking awesome man
There's an app for that...
That's a mighty fine dick u got there...
xlive. com also
Ypu must own the smallest toilet ever made pencil dick
I knew they were good for something
Pornhub work too!! Just to let y'all know
The good kind of cockblock.