My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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Looks like this time a dick actually STOPPED someone from being fucked
i didnt know there was an app for that...
That moment after it fell onto the floor instead of in the toilet must have been glorious!
Your dick should be awarded a prize!
like a nice pussy
medal of honor
If it's the iPhone 4 it might work better after a swim.
Good thing you were jerkin your beef otherwise iPhone hits soft dick and falls right down into the shit water
complete fucking win
saved the day again
For once a posting on this site where the penis saved the day instead of ruining it
My pussy can do better that that ;)
That's another one the uses a dick has.
lol thats one smallll iphone
Remind me NOT to use your phone.
I will be sure to add that to the list of awesome things my cock can do...
Happened to me before. Lmao
Hahahahahaha thatz fuckin funny
I personally bounce my iPhone up and down on my dick when I get bored... And my friends wonder why I won't let them use it
I did this yesterday, lawl
Best TFLN in a long time. Hahah.
So your iPhone had piss all over it?
...come to think of it, first time my dick has ever gotten me OUT OF a bad situation.
Way to rip off Dane Cook
Good looks bro lol
Wait. You were looking at porn using your iPhone, but why the fuck were u jerkin over the toilet?
Does that mean he had a boner at the time?\nAwkward moment
Keezmovies iz the best!
Lmfao to the two below me
Haha ive actually done that before.
There is an app for tht
Well aren't you lucky.
these pretzels are making me Firsty
soo fuckin nice. wuz it tht big?
You were definitely whacking off on a toilet to porn on ur iPhone. Props to ur dick, shame on you.
Lmao haha love this!!! Must be a decent size
dicks are the best
freemobilesex.info also works PEACE
@ 9:36\nur hilarious xD
Ha must of been a morning boner or you were jerkin off!! Bcuz if it was soft it would of splashed into the toilet
Lubetube works too.
Were you trying to take a picture of your dick?
Been there. Fuckin awesome
In some countries this is considered a win
That's fucking awesome man
Call me 250-sexy lol
Uhmmmm damn dude is johnny holmes ur daddy jesus
Hey mobileboner. Com works also for iPhone.
"thats the best thing you've used it for!" said his girlfriend
There's an app for that...
That's a mighty fine dick u got there...
xlive. com also
I knew they were good for something
Ypu must own the smallest toilet ever made pencil dick
Pornhub work too!! Just to let y'all know
The good kind of cockblock.