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  • Submitted by jasboo on Jul 19, 10 at 2:41pm

    sounds..."uncomfortable" and he's really lucky you weren't wearing boots...

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    Submitted by missbettyb on Jul 21, 10 at 3:47am

    Hahaha now I'm just waitn 4 a chance 2 use that!

  • Submitted by clydemiester on Jul 19, 10 at 2:34pm

    I honestly can't can't think of any orifice that I would want to insert a flip-flop!!

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  • Submitted by DosEquis on Jul 19, 10 at 2:28pm

    Stay firsty, my friends.

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    Submitted by mds123 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:08am

    I think it'd be worse luck for te flip flop wearer bc he'd have shit on his foot

  • Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 2:42pm

    In firstopolus medical history extracts you!! Wait.. What..?

  • Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 2:29pm

    That's no flip flop, that's my wife!

  • Submitted by JayyElleBee on Jul 19, 10 at 10:12pm

    Bahaha. Awesome.

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:27pm


  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:14pm

    Why did he want that in his ass is the bigger question.