You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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wwstjtabbhd? What would someone that just took a big bong hit do?
Ugh texts like this are getting so annoying. I would kill myself if my friends were this pathetic.. and I damn sure wouldn't crumble cookies on the floor so they could eat.
Ahh the ol' crumbled cookies trick. Classic.
You go girl!
Rule 37: If it exists, it can be spooned or raved with.
Sounds like some acid.
Toooooo many shrooms...
'swhy u don't have friends I guess huh?
Trashcans are for hobo biznatches
i never knew you could text your dog.