you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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This would make a great DDM. http://www.deardrunkme.com/
Urgh sadly I've been there.
Go fuck yourself
You know it's bad when you feel like you need to text this to someone. Douche.
Yesss! I need sunglasses for everything, even night. Then you know you're cool!
I know I do. xP
that was me last night this morning lmfao
U know it's bad when text stupid shit on tfln. Loser...fail
No way firstysnightmare.. The beer dingo and the leigons of firsty are prepared... Hence the beer dingo...
Firstysnightmare .. Pretzels are free.. For the FIRST one .. Wink wink .. Nudge nudge.. Have one...
I've sometimes done that even when I'm not hungover.
The fridge is so bright.....I gotta wear shades! I gotta wear shades!
Firsty I shall steal your pretzles
Its not cool man I can't leave without a pair of sunglasses and a gallon of water not kidding I'm fed up
I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!
You know its bad when these pretzels aren't making me firsty
These pretzels are making me Firsty!
Psh. Get someone else to get your crap.
Firsty needs to die