At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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bahahaha \nyou mctold him
Haha. I've actually had someone say that to me while I was working at mcdonalds. They were lucky they had cameras in the kitchen or else the would have got some McJizz on their mcnuggets :)
I just litteraly cried laughing. Thank you.
The originality of these comments just boggles the mind, doesn't it?
I know u r but what am I
This is fucking awesome. Brillant, epic...
Lmao too funny
In Soviet Russia, McFlurry McFucks YOU up!
Hahahahaha fuckin' hilarious!!!
in soviet Russia you would have mcfucked up
That made my day
Holy fuck I fucking love this text
This prolly isn't fake I did that last week to a bitchy employ who said not my mcproblem. it's effective
Sounds like you were McFlurrious.
McShuttheFUCK up with the Soviet Russia shit. OMFG
I work there. If someone said that to me, they'd get it free. Fucking hilarious.
You guys are fuckin McHomos
I McShit my pants laughing.
lol @ 2nd 7:50
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
im still cry laughing.. awsome
And he was like, if you don't mcgetthefuckoutofhere ima mcfuck you up
McGreatness with a side of epic
I would serve her a extra large McCock!
Hahaa fucked up
Last time I heard that I fell of my dinosord
Haha that's relly funny
Lmfao at jig's comment
2:15 that's the best post on here so far.
I'm Mcfuckin lovin it....wow my friend wanted me to say that he is Mcpeeing it cause it's so funny
Lmao I love it
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that is sweet! You are the mcman. My girlfriend has huge mctitties
In Mcsoviet Russia, Colts win superbowls
Haha, one time, there was a p
Thats fuking hilarious!
I LOVE this.
Lmaooo god I love Virginia. If this came from Chesapeake I'm Hella proud
Oh god epic
Nice! Something new and funny!
I almost crapped myself from laughing
LMAO...this is great!!!!!!!
Ask for the mcgangbang if your in the greater Houston area
LMFAO i love mctities
That shit is Funny!!!!'
That's a fucking classic
Sometimes they let gems slip threw
@3:58 dude STOP WTF like every tfln I've read has some stupid Russia comment
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard XD
MCSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES
Im going to be the only one who doesnt put "Mc" in a comment... Wait... Dammit...
This is freaking hilarious. Hahaha.
God damn! Funny shit.
Funniest one I've seen all night xD congrats ;)
AHAHAHAHAHA. BRB DYINGGGG.
That made me jizz everywhere!!!!!!!
In soviet Russia comments get you
I can't stop laughing!
Haha love it
Funniest shit iv seen on here in awhile
Hahaha, nicely done!
Yes, yes he did mcfuck up
9:27 bahahhahhhaha mctitties
Omigoshhh that's hysterical. That was probably the best laugh I had since I started reading this site. Lmaooo.
Dood. That shits funnE lmao
Two mr cokes
i'm so proud to be from the 757.
agreed, Hardee's kicks McDonalds ass anyway
Fuck you kid your a dick
12:15am... This totally could have happened. The natural instinct when waking up after a night of shit you don't remember is to text someone who was with you and would remember. You just are pissed that nothing exciting ever happens to you. Stop trying to ruin other people's fun.
"I'll have a mcshake"
"a milk shake?"
"no a mc..god DAIM IT"
best tfln ive seen in a damn while. =D
You should of mcfucked him in the ass
Haha. That's hella funny
Haha 757 doin it up right
Love how idiots get on here and call texts fake. Ulu don't know how people act everywhere in the world so STFU.
Bravo. But dd you say it in Spanish so they can actually understand it?
You gave him the mcattitude
this is McFunny!
This didn't really happen
Hahahaha!!! Finally, a funny text on tfln!
Holy lag that is fucking genius!!!!
I laughed so hard I think I shit myself
I order mine with mcjizz
Was it Oreo?
I Mcloven it
NI GER!!!!! :)
It's times like these when I wish I worked at mcdonald's so I could feel justified for beating you senseless
Hahahhaha! That's amazing
Why are all the texts formatted to tell the person what he or she did last night. This format is fake with people just trying to come up with stuff that would have been funny but never happened. So old. Start a more believable format please
10:12 that sucks
Omgg I crack up every time I read this!!
Kinda like when I mcfucked up ur mom
2nd 7:50 I <3 you
When he fixed it did you say mcthanks
That shit is weak!! Please be from vb
Never yell at who handles your food. What else was in the corrected McFlurry?
@804 Hahaha that's beautiful!
Haha. That would have been funny to witness
Go mcfuck him in his ass!
This is easily the most epic tfln i have ever read.
Haha that's funny as balls
Lmfao I LOVE this
Can you mcbake me some brownies ;)
That is great. I'm in love.
Lmao, that's hilarious!
mcyou mcare mcfunny.. mcfuck you
That mcfuckin hilarious! :D
omg i love you
Wow, what a totally justified response.
That's great love it
Bwahaa. I would TOTALLY do that. I keep ordering weird stuff. They actually asked me to leave one time... LOL.
This is my all time favorite. I even stopped the class to tell my teacher because it's so funny.
I'm sad to say I ever lived in the 757. But good post.
Haha that's great :D
@ 8:19, cuz they're MCNlGGERS
This seriosly made me laugh for 5 minutes
Yay I laughed so hard when I read this
i read this , sent it to like four people , made it my status , & am still laughin .
lmao...that is awesome!
This is full of win!!!
Wow, that's almost McFunny. Almost.
Epic win. I love this. d:
U mctold him
hahahah fuckin great
Haha, fucking hate 9:19 tho, gaf(get aids fa)
Really!! Wow critical joke
Yeah... TOTALLY sounds like the 757.
This has 2 be the best one I've herd in a long time
Lol fuck Ronald mcdonald eat a dirty cack
Hahaha super funny
Ok well I mcfucked ur sister
I love this textt, keep up the good work ;)
How do u make the icons?
Greatest thing ever!!!
Lmfao I always order a McDick
Best mcfuckin txt ever
That's pretty Mcfunny. It made me Mclol.
After going over about 500 texts, this is the first one that made me laugh, literally!!
Haha def. shirt buying material haha halarious
I'm so using that.
YepYepYep. That's going on the board as a fav. Haha.
This is got to be faked because no one texts someone telling them what they said, unless theyy were stinkin' drunk and you weren't. It's still funny.
So what's it mean when he gets a happy meal?
I'm going to MAC Donalds tonight and using these "McPhrases" when I'm ordering
Haha it's soo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'bn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well this is mcfucking funny!!!!! Lol ;D
Thats my area code lol think I know the person who did this
This just turned around my crappy day. Laughed till it hurt
Once I new a guy that found rat shit on his food
Omg I just spit out my water when I finished reading that!!
7:29_Lmao! Mclarious.....that's fuckin' funny
If I worked at McDonalds. That wouldn't even annoy me.
I wish I could have seen that persons face. I swear I would have laughed my ass off if I was the one workin
That was fucking hilarious
Lmao.., Epic Win
Oh my god. ME TOO!!!
Lmfao this made my frickin day
ha ha i work there
That's greatttt, hahaha.
That's mcfuckin awesome!!! Lol
McEpic. now lets get the McFuck outta here.
LOL in the stall laughing
I can't understand why people think this is funny. It's yawn and it's rude.
Word for word. Exact same text was on here hast week. Mods must be on vaca...
Word of advice dont make peoplead that hamdle stuff u have to ingest
Lol and was his name mclovin?
I legit laughed out loud
Wow. You showed him, tough guy.
Would you like some fries with that Epic McWin?
it really must suck to work there
What's with the In Soviet Russia?
this is one of the best posts i've seen on tfln. So funny.
Ah haha wow
$500 9:27 has no girlfriend and lives in his mothers basement
That is so fucking funny
This should be num 1
ima sooo do this. "um, hey, excuse me, but uh, you mcfucked up my fry size. FIX IT."
Wow notice how the two douche bags that said mctitties posted at the same time
This TFLN is McFunny!!! lol
This person deserves to get a million mcflurrys for free. They win.
You mcburned that bitch!
I just mcpissed my passed. Bravo my friend.
Virginia haha gotta love it
That is the funniest text on here.
10:25, I don't have a sister. Only a girlish brother
I did that last weekend lmao they gave me Orep instead of m
That was the egg mcmuffin of disses
I want to try that
Hahahaha it does boggle the mind
That's something my kids would say
Omg that's awesome.
Hahaha you mcfucked up I would say\nU mcfucked up you mcwhore
I'm so doing that
Haha poor guy. I would mcfuckingquit! Say I'd fix it and mcfuckingthrow it in your face
This is hilarious.! <3
I bet ur a douche bag when ur drunk lol!
Well let's hope he dot MCFUCK UP again, it might be deadly
Did anyone notice that if u start at like 742, u gotta go thru like 4 or 5 msgs 2 trace it back to the original point?!? Lmfao
Ohemmgee.. This made my chest hurt I laughed so hard!
The funniest part about this is that all the mc-employees are mcpissed off and giving you shit about it! Everyone that doesn't agree that's hilarious obviously works at mcdonalds and I'm not surprised. Mctitties.
@4:56..just give up hope now of soviet Russia guy ever leaving tfln. He has no life and comments on every text on this page. We should just all ignore his comments and maybe he'll go waste his time on another website.
My god I am dying!