At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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bahahaha \nyou mctold him
Haha. I've actually had someone say that to me while I was working at mcdonalds. They were lucky they had cameras in the kitchen or else the would have got some McJizz on their mcnuggets :)
I just litteraly cried laughing. Thank you.
The originality of these comments just boggles the mind, doesn't it?
This is fucking awesome. Brillant, epic...
I know u r but what am I
Holy fuck I fucking love this text
Lmao too funny
in soviet Russia you would have mcfucked up
That made my day
In Soviet Russia, McFlurry McFucks YOU up!
Hahahahaha fuckin' hilarious!!!
I work there. If someone said that to me, they'd get it free. Fucking hilarious.
LMFAO i love mctities
Thats fuking hilarious!
This prolly isn't fake I did that last week to a bitchy employ who said not my mcproblem. it's effective
I McShit my pants laughing.
McGreatness with a side of epic
I almost crapped myself from laughing
Haha, one time, there was a p
Funniest one I've seen all night xD congrats ;)
You guys are fuckin McHomos
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
Sounds like you were McFlurrious.
And he was like, if you don't mcgetthefuckoutofhere ima mcfuck you up
Lmao I love it
I'm Mcfuckin lovin it....wow my friend wanted me to say that he is Mcpeeing it cause it's so funny
McShuttheFUCK up with the Soviet Russia shit. OMFG
Hahaha, nicely done!
Hahaa fucked up
12:15am... This totally could have happened. The natural instinct when waking up after a night of shit you don't remember is to text someone who was with you and would remember. You just are pissed that nothing exciting ever happens to you. Stop trying to ruin other people's fun.
2:15 that's the best post on here so far.
MCSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES
Lmfao at jig's comment
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that is sweet! You are the mcman. My girlfriend has huge mctitties
In Mcsoviet Russia, Colts win superbowls
im still cry laughing.. awsome
Last time I heard that I fell of my dinosord
Haha that's relly funny
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard XD
lol @ 2nd 7:50
Oh god epic
"I'll have a mcshake"
"a milk shake?"
"no a mc..god DAIM IT"
Dood. That shits funnE lmao
hahahah fuckin great
Im going to be the only one who doesnt put "Mc" in a comment... Wait... Dammit...
I would serve her a extra large McCock!
I LOVE this.
That shit is Funny!!!!'
I can't stop laughing!
Ask for the mcgangbang if your in the greater Houston area
Nice! Something new and funny!
@3:58 dude STOP WTF like every tfln I've read has some stupid Russia comment
Two mr cokes
best tfln ive seen in a damn while. =D
Yes, yes he did mcfuck up
Omigoshhh that's hysterical. That was probably the best laugh I had since I started reading this site. Lmaooo.
Funniest shit iv seen on here in awhile
Lmao, that's hilarious!
LMAO...this is great!!!!!!!
God damn! Funny shit.
9:27 bahahhahhhaha mctitties
Holy lag that is fucking genius!!!!
That's a fucking classic
Lmfao I always order a McDick
Haha. That's hella funny
Lmaooo god I love Virginia. If this came from Chesapeake I'm Hella proud
In soviet Russia comments get you
It's times like these when I wish I worked at mcdonald's so I could feel justified for beating you senseless
Sometimes they let gems slip threw
Haha that's funny as balls
2nd 7:50 I <3 you
That made me jizz everywhere!!!!!!!
Hahahhaha! That's amazing
Yay I laughed so hard when I read this
Never yell at who handles your food. What else was in the corrected McFlurry?
i read this , sent it to like four people , made it my status , & am still laughin .
You gave him the mcattitude
@804 Hahaha that's beautiful!
U mctold him
Haha love it
I love this textt, keep up the good work ;)
Haha 757 doin it up right
After going over about 500 texts, this is the first one that made me laugh, literally!!
Was it Oreo?
If I worked at McDonalds. That wouldn't even annoy me.
Why are all the texts formatted to tell the person what he or she did last night. This format is fake with people just trying to come up with stuff that would have been funny but never happened. So old. Start a more believable format please
I'm so using that.
Well this is mcfucking funny!!!!! Lol ;D
Hahahaha!!! Finally, a funny text on tfln!
I'm sad to say I ever lived in the 757. But good post.
That shit is weak!! Please be from vb
Haha. That would have been funny to witness
Fuck you kid your a dick
This is easily the most epic tfln i have ever read.
When he fixed it did you say mcthanks
I order mine with mcjizz
NI GER!!!!! :)
i'm so proud to be from the 757.
agreed, Hardee's kicks McDonalds ass anyway
That was the egg mcmuffin of disses
Bwahaa. I would TOTALLY do that. I keep ordering weird stuff. They actually asked me to leave one time... LOL.
Omgg I crack up every time I read this!!
Epic win. I love this. d:
That's greatttt, hahaha.
Yeah... TOTALLY sounds like the 757.
This seriosly made me laugh for 5 minutes
Would you like some fries with that Epic McWin?
I laughed so hard I think I shit myself
This just turned around my crappy day. Laughed till it hurt
AHAHAHAHAHA. BRB DYINGGGG.
Best mcfuckin txt ever
Bravo. But dd you say it in Spanish so they can actually understand it?
You should of mcfucked him in the ass
Kinda like when I mcfucked up ur mom
Greatest thing ever!!!
10:12 that sucks
This didn't really happen
Love how idiots get on here and call texts fake. Ulu don't know how people act everywhere in the world so STFU.
Lmfao I LOVE this
I Mcloven it
This is freaking hilarious. Hahaha.
This has 2 be the best one I've herd in a long time
Wow, what a totally justified response.
Ok well I mcfucked ur sister
That's great love it
That's pretty Mcfunny. It made me Mclol.
How do u make the icons?
Haha, fucking hate 9:19 tho, gaf(get aids fa)
Go mcfuck him in his ass!
This is my all time favorite. I even stopped the class to tell my teacher because it's so funny.
Really!! Wow critical joke
This TFLN is McFunny!!! lol
this is McFunny!
Lol fuck Ronald mcdonald eat a dirty cack
That was fucking hilarious
I wish I could have seen that persons face. I swear I would have laughed my ass off if I was the one workin
Haha that's great :D
@ 8:19, cuz they're MCNlGGERS
YepYepYep. That's going on the board as a fav. Haha.
Hahaha you mcfucked up I would say\nU mcfucked up you mcwhore
That is so fucking funny
So what's it mean when he gets a happy meal?
Haha it's soo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'bn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is got to be faked because no one texts someone telling them what they said, unless theyy were stinkin' drunk and you weren't. It's still funny.
That is great. I'm in love.
ha ha i work there
Wow, that's almost McFunny. Almost.
mcyou mcare mcfunny.. mcfuck you
Omg I just spit out my water when I finished reading that!!
Ah haha wow
Haha def. shirt buying material haha halarious
I can't understand why people think this is funny. It's yawn and it's rude.
Haha poor guy. I would mcfuckingquit! Say I'd fix it and mcfuckingthrow it in your face
That mcfuckin hilarious! :D
7:29_Lmao! Mclarious.....that's fuckin' funny
I'm going to MAC Donalds tonight and using these "McPhrases" when I'm ordering
$500 9:27 has no girlfriend and lives in his mothers basement
Lmao.., Epic Win
it really must suck to work there
omg i love you
lmao...that is awesome!
Hahaha super funny
Can you mcbake me some brownies ;)
Thats my area code lol think I know the person who did this
This person deserves to get a million mcflurrys for free. They win.
Wow notice how the two douche bags that said mctitties posted at the same time
That's mcfuckin awesome!!! Lol
Lmfao this made my frickin day
I just mcpissed my passed. Bravo my friend.
That is the funniest text on here.
Word for word. Exact same text was on here hast week. Mods must be on vaca...
I did that last weekend lmao they gave me Orep instead of m
I bet ur a douche bag when ur drunk lol!
This should be num 1
Once I new a guy that found rat shit on his food
Oh my god. ME TOO!!!
This is full of win!!!
I want to try that
Word of advice dont make peoplead that hamdle stuff u have to ingest
I legit laughed out loud
What's with the In Soviet Russia?
this is one of the best posts i've seen on tfln. So funny.
I'm so doing that
The funniest part about this is that all the mc-employees are mcpissed off and giving you shit about it! Everyone that doesn't agree that's hilarious obviously works at mcdonalds and I'm not surprised. Mctitties.
Wow. You showed him, tough guy.
McEpic. now lets get the McFuck outta here.
That's something my kids would say
Hahahaha it does boggle the mind
10:25, I don't have a sister. Only a girlish brother
Lol and was his name mclovin?
This is hilarious.! <3
Virginia haha gotta love it
ima sooo do this. "um, hey, excuse me, but uh, you mcfucked up my fry size. FIX IT."
LOL in the stall laughing
You mcburned that bitch!
Omg that's awesome.
Ohemmgee.. This made my chest hurt I laughed so hard!
Well let's hope he dot MCFUCK UP again, it might be deadly
Did anyone notice that if u start at like 742, u gotta go thru like 4 or 5 msgs 2 trace it back to the original point?!? Lmfao
@4:56..just give up hope now of soviet Russia guy ever leaving tfln. He has no life and comments on every text on this page. We should just all ignore his comments and maybe he'll go waste his time on another website.
My god I am dying!