At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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bahahaha \nyou mctold him
Haha. I've actually had someone say that to me while I was working at mcdonalds. They were lucky they had cameras in the kitchen or else the would have got some McJizz on their mcnuggets :)
I just litteraly cried laughing. Thank you.
The originality of these comments just boggles the mind, doesn't it?
I know u r but what am I
This is fucking awesome. Brillant, epic...
Holy fuck I fucking love this text
Lmao too funny
in soviet Russia you would have mcfucked up
That made my day
In Soviet Russia, McFlurry McFucks YOU up!
Hahahahaha fuckin' hilarious!!!
I work there. If someone said that to me, they'd get it free. Fucking hilarious.
LMFAO i love mctities
Thats fuking hilarious!
This prolly isn't fake I did that last week to a bitchy employ who said not my mcproblem. it's effective
I McShit my pants laughing.
McGreatness with a side of epic
Funniest one I've seen all night xD congrats ;)
I almost crapped myself from laughing
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
Haha, one time, there was a p
Sounds like you were McFlurrious.
Hahaa fucked up
And he was like, if you don't mcgetthefuckoutofhere ima mcfuck you up
Lmao I love it
I'm Mcfuckin lovin it....wow my friend wanted me to say that he is Mcpeeing it cause it's so funny
Hahaha, nicely done!
McShuttheFUCK up with the Soviet Russia shit. OMFG
You guys are fuckin McHomos
2:15 that's the best post on here so far.
12:15am... This totally could have happened. The natural instinct when waking up after a night of shit you don't remember is to text someone who was with you and would remember. You just are pissed that nothing exciting ever happens to you. Stop trying to ruin other people's fun.
MCSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES
Lmfao at jig's comment
im still cry laughing.. awsome
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that is sweet! You are the mcman. My girlfriend has huge mctitties
Last time I heard that I fell of my dinosord
In Mcsoviet Russia, Colts win superbowls
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard XD
lol @ 2nd 7:50
Oh god epic
Haha that's relly funny
"I'll have a mcshake"
"a milk shake?"
"no a mc..god DAIM IT"
Im going to be the only one who doesnt put "Mc" in a comment... Wait... Dammit...
Dood. That shits funnE lmao
I LOVE this.
I would serve her a extra large McCock!
Ask for the mcgangbang if your in the greater Houston area
hahahah fuckin great
@3:58 dude STOP WTF like every tfln I've read has some stupid Russia comment
That shit is Funny!!!!'
I can't stop laughing!
Two mr cokes
best tfln ive seen in a damn while. =D
Omigoshhh that's hysterical. That was probably the best laugh I had since I started reading this site. Lmaooo.
God damn! Funny shit.
Yes, yes he did mcfuck up
Holy lag that is fucking genius!!!!
LMAO...this is great!!!!!!!
Lmao, that's hilarious!
Funniest shit iv seen on here in awhile
9:27 bahahhahhhaha mctitties
Nice! Something new and funny!
Haha. That's hella funny
That made me jizz everywhere!!!!!!!
Lmaooo god I love Virginia. If this came from Chesapeake I'm Hella proud
In soviet Russia comments get you
Sometimes they let gems slip threw
Haha that's funny as balls
You gave him the mcattitude
2nd 7:50 I <3 you
Hahahhaha! That's amazing
I'm so using that.
That's a fucking classic
After going over about 500 texts, this is the first one that made me laugh, literally!!
Yay I laughed so hard when I read this
Never yell at who handles your food. What else was in the corrected McFlurry?
U mctold him
i read this , sent it to like four people , made it my status , & am still laughin .
Haha 757 doin it up right
Haha love it
Was it Oreo?
Lmfao I always order a McDick
It's times like these when I wish I worked at mcdonald's so I could feel justified for beating you senseless
I love this textt, keep up the good work ;)
Well this is mcfucking funny!!!!! Lol ;D
Hahahaha!!! Finally, a funny text on tfln!
I'm sad to say I ever lived in the 757. But good post.
If I worked at McDonalds. That wouldn't even annoy me.
That shit is weak!! Please be from vb
@804 Hahaha that's beautiful!
I order mine with mcjizz
Why are all the texts formatted to tell the person what he or she did last night. This format is fake with people just trying to come up with stuff that would have been funny but never happened. So old. Start a more believable format please
When he fixed it did you say mcthanks
NI GER!!!!! :)
Fuck you kid your a dick
This is easily the most epic tfln i have ever read.
i'm so proud to be from the 757.
agreed, Hardee's kicks McDonalds ass anyway
Yeah... TOTALLY sounds like the 757.
That's greatttt, hahaha.
Haha. That would have been funny to witness
This just turned around my crappy day. Laughed till it hurt
Epic win. I love this. d:
You should of mcfucked him in the ass
Lmfao I LOVE this
Would you like some fries with that Epic McWin?
Bwahaa. I would TOTALLY do that. I keep ordering weird stuff. They actually asked me to leave one time... LOL.
Bravo. But dd you say it in Spanish so they can actually understand it?
AHAHAHAHAHA. BRB DYINGGGG.
Love how idiots get on here and call texts fake. Ulu don't know how people act everywhere in the world so STFU.
10:12 that sucks
This is freaking hilarious. Hahaha.
I laughed so hard I think I shit myself
Greatest thing ever!!!
This didn't really happen
That was the egg mcmuffin of disses
I Mcloven it
Ok well I mcfucked ur sister
Wow, what a totally justified response.
This seriosly made me laugh for 5 minutes
Best mcfuckin txt ever
That's great love it
Kinda like when I mcfucked up ur mom
Really!! Wow critical joke
@ 8:19, cuz they're MCNlGGERS
Haha, fucking hate 9:19 tho, gaf(get aids fa)
This has 2 be the best one I've herd in a long time
Lol fuck Ronald mcdonald eat a dirty cack
This is my all time favorite. I even stopped the class to tell my teacher because it's so funny.
this is McFunny!
That was fucking hilarious
How do u make the icons?
That's pretty Mcfunny. It made me Mclol.
This TFLN is McFunny!!! lol
Haha it's soo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'bn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha that's great :D
I wish I could have seen that persons face. I swear I would have laughed my ass off if I was the one workin
Go mcfuck him in his ass!
YepYepYep. That's going on the board as a fav. Haha.
Ah haha wow
That is so fucking funny
That is great. I'm in love.
ha ha i work there
That mcfuckin hilarious! :D
Wow, that's almost McFunny. Almost.
Omg I just spit out my water when I finished reading that!!
So what's it mean when he gets a happy meal?
Haha def. shirt buying material haha halarious
mcyou mcare mcfunny.. mcfuck you
Haha poor guy. I would mcfuckingquit! Say I'd fix it and mcfuckingthrow it in your face
Omgg I crack up every time I read this!!
I'm going to MAC Donalds tonight and using these "McPhrases" when I'm ordering
Hahaha you mcfucked up I would say\nU mcfucked up you mcwhore
Can you mcbake me some brownies ;)
This is got to be faked because no one texts someone telling them what they said, unless theyy were stinkin' drunk and you weren't. It's still funny.
I can't understand why people think this is funny. It's yawn and it's rude.
omg i love you
7:29_Lmao! Mclarious.....that's fuckin' funny
Hahaha super funny
Thats my area code lol think I know the person who did this
I just mcpissed my passed. Bravo my friend.
lmao...that is awesome!
That is the funniest text on here.
Wow notice how the two douche bags that said mctitties posted at the same time
That's mcfuckin awesome!!! Lol
I want to try that
This should be num 1
This is full of win!!!
$500 9:27 has no girlfriend and lives in his mothers basement
I did that last weekend lmao they gave me Orep instead of m
Lmfao this made my frickin day
This person deserves to get a million mcflurrys for free. They win.
Lmao.., Epic Win
I bet ur a douche bag when ur drunk lol!
Oh my god. ME TOO!!!
Word for word. Exact same text was on here hast week. Mods must be on vaca...
Word of advice dont make peoplead that hamdle stuff u have to ingest
it really must suck to work there
Once I new a guy that found rat shit on his food
McEpic. now lets get the McFuck outta here.
The funniest part about this is that all the mc-employees are mcpissed off and giving you shit about it! Everyone that doesn't agree that's hilarious obviously works at mcdonalds and I'm not surprised. Mctitties.
I legit laughed out loud
I'm so doing that
What's with the In Soviet Russia?
this is one of the best posts i've seen on tfln. So funny.
Hahahaha it does boggle the mind
Wow. You showed him, tough guy.
Lol and was his name mclovin?
That's something my kids would say
10:25, I don't have a sister. Only a girlish brother
Virginia haha gotta love it
LOL in the stall laughing
ima sooo do this. "um, hey, excuse me, but uh, you mcfucked up my fry size. FIX IT."
This is hilarious.! <3
You mcburned that bitch!
Omg that's awesome.
Ohemmgee.. This made my chest hurt I laughed so hard!
Well let's hope he dot MCFUCK UP again, it might be deadly
Did anyone notice that if u start at like 742, u gotta go thru like 4 or 5 msgs 2 trace it back to the original point?!? Lmfao
My god I am dying!
@4:56..just give up hope now of soviet Russia guy ever leaving tfln. He has no life and comments on every text on this page. We should just all ignore his comments and maybe he'll go waste his time on another website.