At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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bahahaha \nyou mctold him
Haha. I've actually had someone say that to me while I was working at mcdonalds. They were lucky they had cameras in the kitchen or else the would have got some McJizz on their mcnuggets :)
I just litteraly cried laughing. Thank you.
The originality of these comments just boggles the mind, doesn't it?
I know u r but what am I
This is fucking awesome. Brillant, epic...
Holy fuck I fucking love this text
Lmao too funny
in soviet Russia you would have mcfucked up
That made my day
In Soviet Russia, McFlurry McFucks YOU up!
Hahahahaha fuckin' hilarious!!!
I work there. If someone said that to me, they'd get it free. Fucking hilarious.
LMFAO i love mctities
Thats fuking hilarious!
This prolly isn't fake I did that last week to a bitchy employ who said not my mcproblem. it's effective
McGreatness with a side of epic
I McShit my pants laughing.
Funniest one I've seen all night xD congrats ;)
I almost crapped myself from laughing
Sounds like you were McFlurrious.
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
You guys are fuckin McHomos
Haha, one time, there was a p
McShuttheFUCK up with the Soviet Russia shit. OMFG
Hahaa fucked up
Lmao I love it
Hahaha, nicely done!
I'm Mcfuckin lovin it....wow my friend wanted me to say that he is Mcpeeing it cause it's so funny
And he was like, if you don't mcgetthefuckoutofhere ima mcfuck you up
2:15 that's the best post on here so far.
12:15am... This totally could have happened. The natural instinct when waking up after a night of shit you don't remember is to text someone who was with you and would remember. You just are pissed that nothing exciting ever happens to you. Stop trying to ruin other people's fun.
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that is sweet! You are the mcman. My girlfriend has huge mctitties
Lmfao at jig's comment
MCSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES
im still cry laughing.. awsome
Last time I heard that I fell of my dinosord
In Mcsoviet Russia, Colts win superbowls
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard XD
lol @ 2nd 7:50
Haha that's relly funny
Oh god epic
"I'll have a mcshake"
"a milk shake?"
"no a mc..god DAIM IT"
Im going to be the only one who doesnt put "Mc" in a comment... Wait... Dammit...
Dood. That shits funnE lmao
hahahah fuckin great
I would serve her a extra large McCock!
I LOVE this.
I can't stop laughing!
That shit is Funny!!!!'
Ask for the mcgangbang if your in the greater Houston area
best tfln ive seen in a damn while. =D
Two mr cokes
@3:58 dude STOP WTF like every tfln I've read has some stupid Russia comment
Yes, yes he did mcfuck up
Funniest shit iv seen on here in awhile
LMAO...this is great!!!!!!!
God damn! Funny shit.
9:27 bahahhahhhaha mctitties
Lmao, that's hilarious!
Omigoshhh that's hysterical. That was probably the best laugh I had since I started reading this site. Lmaooo.
Holy lag that is fucking genius!!!!
Nice! Something new and funny!
In soviet Russia comments get you
That's a fucking classic
2nd 7:50 I <3 you
That made me jizz everywhere!!!!!!!
Haha. That's hella funny
Lmaooo god I love Virginia. If this came from Chesapeake I'm Hella proud
Lmfao I always order a McDick
Haha that's funny as balls
Yay I laughed so hard when I read this
Hahahhaha! That's amazing
Never yell at who handles your food. What else was in the corrected McFlurry?
Sometimes they let gems slip threw
i read this , sent it to like four people , made it my status , & am still laughin .
You gave him the mcattitude
It's times like these when I wish I worked at mcdonald's so I could feel justified for beating you senseless
Haha 757 doin it up right
After going over about 500 texts, this is the first one that made me laugh, literally!!
I love this textt, keep up the good work ;)
Haha love it
I'm so using that.
Was it Oreo?
U mctold him
Well this is mcfucking funny!!!!! Lol ;D
@804 Hahaha that's beautiful!
Hahahaha!!! Finally, a funny text on tfln!
If I worked at McDonalds. That wouldn't even annoy me.
I'm sad to say I ever lived in the 757. But good post.
Why are all the texts formatted to tell the person what he or she did last night. This format is fake with people just trying to come up with stuff that would have been funny but never happened. So old. Start a more believable format please
I order mine with mcjizz
That shit is weak!! Please be from vb
Haha. That would have been funny to witness
Fuck you kid your a dick
NI GER!!!!! :)
When he fixed it did you say mcthanks
This is easily the most epic tfln i have ever read.
i'm so proud to be from the 757.
agreed, Hardee's kicks McDonalds ass anyway
Epic win. I love this. d:
Yeah... TOTALLY sounds like the 757.
That's greatttt, hahaha.
Greatest thing ever!!!
You should of mcfucked him in the ass
I laughed so hard I think I shit myself
AHAHAHAHAHA. BRB DYINGGGG.
That was the egg mcmuffin of disses
Would you like some fries with that Epic McWin?
Bravo. But dd you say it in Spanish so they can actually understand it?
Lmfao I LOVE this
Love how idiots get on here and call texts fake. Ulu don't know how people act everywhere in the world so STFU.
Bwahaa. I would TOTALLY do that. I keep ordering weird stuff. They actually asked me to leave one time... LOL.
This just turned around my crappy day. Laughed till it hurt
This seriosly made me laugh for 5 minutes
This didn't really happen
Kinda like when I mcfucked up ur mom
This is freaking hilarious. Hahaha.
Best mcfuckin txt ever
I Mcloven it
10:12 that sucks
Wow, what a totally justified response.
Ok well I mcfucked ur sister
That's pretty Mcfunny. It made me Mclol.
That's great love it
Go mcfuck him in his ass!
Really!! Wow critical joke
This has 2 be the best one I've herd in a long time
This is my all time favorite. I even stopped the class to tell my teacher because it's so funny.
How do u make the icons?
Haha, fucking hate 9:19 tho, gaf(get aids fa)
@ 8:19, cuz they're MCNlGGERS
this is McFunny!
This TFLN is McFunny!!! lol
Lol fuck Ronald mcdonald eat a dirty cack
That was fucking hilarious
Haha that's great :D
I wish I could have seen that persons face. I swear I would have laughed my ass off if I was the one workin
Haha it's soo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'bn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is great. I'm in love.
That is so fucking funny
ha ha i work there
Wow, that's almost McFunny. Almost.
Ah haha wow
Hahaha you mcfucked up I would say\nU mcfucked up you mcwhore
Omg I just spit out my water when I finished reading that!!
YepYepYep. That's going on the board as a fav. Haha.
Haha def. shirt buying material haha halarious
So what's it mean when he gets a happy meal?
I can't understand why people think this is funny. It's yawn and it's rude.
This is got to be faked because no one texts someone telling them what they said, unless theyy were stinkin' drunk and you weren't. It's still funny.
That mcfuckin hilarious! :D
I'm going to MAC Donalds tonight and using these "McPhrases" when I'm ordering
Haha poor guy. I would mcfuckingquit! Say I'd fix it and mcfuckingthrow it in your face
mcyou mcare mcfunny.. mcfuck you
Omgg I crack up every time I read this!!
omg i love you
7:29_Lmao! Mclarious.....that's fuckin' funny
Can you mcbake me some brownies ;)
Hahaha super funny
Thats my area code lol think I know the person who did this
I just mcpissed my passed. Bravo my friend.
lmao...that is awesome!
That is the funniest text on here.
Wow notice how the two douche bags that said mctitties posted at the same time
This person deserves to get a million mcflurrys for free. They win.
$500 9:27 has no girlfriend and lives in his mothers basement
Lmao.., Epic Win
That's mcfuckin awesome!!! Lol
This is full of win!!!
I did that last weekend lmao they gave me Orep instead of m
it really must suck to work there
I want to try that
Lmfao this made my frickin day
I bet ur a douche bag when ur drunk lol!
Oh my god. ME TOO!!!
This should be num 1
Word for word. Exact same text was on here hast week. Mods must be on vaca...
Word of advice dont make peoplead that hamdle stuff u have to ingest
Once I new a guy that found rat shit on his food
What's with the In Soviet Russia?
this is one of the best posts i've seen on tfln. So funny.
I'm so doing that
I legit laughed out loud
McEpic. now lets get the McFuck outta here.
Wow. You showed him, tough guy.
Hahahaha it does boggle the mind
The funniest part about this is that all the mc-employees are mcpissed off and giving you shit about it! Everyone that doesn't agree that's hilarious obviously works at mcdonalds and I'm not surprised. Mctitties.
That's something my kids would say
Lol and was his name mclovin?
10:25, I don't have a sister. Only a girlish brother
Virginia haha gotta love it
ima sooo do this. "um, hey, excuse me, but uh, you mcfucked up my fry size. FIX IT."
LOL in the stall laughing
This is hilarious.! <3
You mcburned that bitch!
Omg that's awesome.
Ohemmgee.. This made my chest hurt I laughed so hard!
Well let's hope he dot MCFUCK UP again, it might be deadly
Did anyone notice that if u start at like 742, u gotta go thru like 4 or 5 msgs 2 trace it back to the original point?!? Lmfao
My god I am dying!
@4:56..just give up hope now of soviet Russia guy ever leaving tfln. He has no life and comments on every text on this page. We should just all ignore his comments and maybe he'll go waste his time on another website.