At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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bahahaha \nyou mctold him
Haha. I've actually had someone say that to me while I was working at mcdonalds. They were lucky they had cameras in the kitchen or else the would have got some McJizz on their mcnuggets :)
I just litteraly cried laughing. Thank you.
The originality of these comments just boggles the mind, doesn't it?
This is fucking awesome. Brillant, epic...
I know u r but what am I
Holy fuck I fucking love this text
Lmao too funny
in soviet Russia you would have mcfucked up
That made my day
In Soviet Russia, McFlurry McFucks YOU up!
Hahahahaha fuckin' hilarious!!!
I work there. If someone said that to me, they'd get it free. Fucking hilarious.
LMFAO i love mctities
Thats fuking hilarious!
This prolly isn't fake I did that last week to a bitchy employ who said not my mcproblem. it's effective
I McShit my pants laughing.
McGreatness with a side of epic
I almost crapped myself from laughing
Funniest one I've seen all night xD congrats ;)
Sounds like you were McFlurrious.
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
You guys are fuckin McHomos
Haha, one time, there was a p
McShuttheFUCK up with the Soviet Russia shit. OMFG
Hahaa fucked up
Lmao I love it
Hahaha, nicely done!
And he was like, if you don't mcgetthefuckoutofhere ima mcfuck you up
I'm Mcfuckin lovin it....wow my friend wanted me to say that he is Mcpeeing it cause it's so funny
2:15 that's the best post on here so far.
12:15am... This totally could have happened. The natural instinct when waking up after a night of shit you don't remember is to text someone who was with you and would remember. You just are pissed that nothing exciting ever happens to you. Stop trying to ruin other people's fun.
MCSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that is sweet! You are the mcman. My girlfriend has huge mctitties
Lmfao at jig's comment
In Mcsoviet Russia, Colts win superbowls
Last time I heard that I fell of my dinosord
im still cry laughing.. awsome
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard XD
Oh god epic
lol @ 2nd 7:50
Haha that's relly funny
"I'll have a mcshake"
"a milk shake?"
"no a mc..god DAIM IT"
Im going to be the only one who doesnt put "Mc" in a comment... Wait... Dammit...
Dood. That shits funnE lmao
hahahah fuckin great
I LOVE this.
I would serve her a extra large McCock!
I can't stop laughing!
That shit is Funny!!!!'
Ask for the mcgangbang if your in the greater Houston area
@3:58 dude STOP WTF like every tfln I've read has some stupid Russia comment
Two mr cokes
best tfln ive seen in a damn while. =D
Yes, yes he did mcfuck up
9:27 bahahhahhhaha mctitties
Lmao, that's hilarious!
Omigoshhh that's hysterical. That was probably the best laugh I had since I started reading this site. Lmaooo.
Holy lag that is fucking genius!!!!
Funniest shit iv seen on here in awhile
LMAO...this is great!!!!!!!
God damn! Funny shit.
Nice! Something new and funny!
That's a fucking classic
Haha. That's hella funny
In soviet Russia comments get you
Lmaooo god I love Virginia. If this came from Chesapeake I'm Hella proud
2nd 7:50 I <3 you
Lmfao I always order a McDick
Sometimes they let gems slip threw
Haha that's funny as balls
That made me jizz everywhere!!!!!!!
Never yell at who handles your food. What else was in the corrected McFlurry?
Yay I laughed so hard when I read this
It's times like these when I wish I worked at mcdonald's so I could feel justified for beating you senseless
Hahahhaha! That's amazing
U mctold him
i read this , sent it to like four people , made it my status , & am still laughin .
You gave him the mcattitude
Haha love it
I love this textt, keep up the good work ;)
I'm so using that.
Haha 757 doin it up right
After going over about 500 texts, this is the first one that made me laugh, literally!!
Was it Oreo?
If I worked at McDonalds. That wouldn't even annoy me.
Well this is mcfucking funny!!!!! Lol ;D
Hahahaha!!! Finally, a funny text on tfln!
I'm sad to say I ever lived in the 757. But good post.
@804 Hahaha that's beautiful!
Why are all the texts formatted to tell the person what he or she did last night. This format is fake with people just trying to come up with stuff that would have been funny but never happened. So old. Start a more believable format please
That shit is weak!! Please be from vb
I order mine with mcjizz
Haha. That would have been funny to witness
Fuck you kid your a dick
NI GER!!!!! :)
When he fixed it did you say mcthanks
This is easily the most epic tfln i have ever read.
i'm so proud to be from the 757.
agreed, Hardee's kicks McDonalds ass anyway
Epic win. I love this. d:
Yeah... TOTALLY sounds like the 757.
Bwahaa. I would TOTALLY do that. I keep ordering weird stuff. They actually asked me to leave one time... LOL.
That's greatttt, hahaha.
Greatest thing ever!!!
You should of mcfucked him in the ass
AHAHAHAHAHA. BRB DYINGGGG.
That was the egg mcmuffin of disses
Would you like some fries with that Epic McWin?
Bravo. But dd you say it in Spanish so they can actually understand it?
This just turned around my crappy day. Laughed till it hurt
I laughed so hard I think I shit myself
10:12 that sucks
Love how idiots get on here and call texts fake. Ulu don't know how people act everywhere in the world so STFU.
Lmfao I LOVE this
Best mcfuckin txt ever
This didn't really happen
This seriosly made me laugh for 5 minutes
I Mcloven it
This is freaking hilarious. Hahaha.
Kinda like when I mcfucked up ur mom
Wow, what a totally justified response.
Ok well I mcfucked ur sister
That's pretty Mcfunny. It made me Mclol.
That's great love it
Go mcfuck him in his ass!
Really!! Wow critical joke
This is my all time favorite. I even stopped the class to tell my teacher because it's so funny.
This TFLN is McFunny!!! lol
How do u make the icons?
Haha, fucking hate 9:19 tho, gaf(get aids fa)
Lol fuck Ronald mcdonald eat a dirty cack
This has 2 be the best one I've herd in a long time
this is McFunny!
@ 8:19, cuz they're MCNlGGERS
That was fucking hilarious
Haha that's great :D
I wish I could have seen that persons face. I swear I would have laughed my ass off if I was the one workin
Haha it's soo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'bn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YepYepYep. That's going on the board as a fav. Haha.
That is great. I'm in love.
Wow, that's almost McFunny. Almost.
That is so fucking funny
ha ha i work there
Ah haha wow
Hahaha you mcfucked up I would say\nU mcfucked up you mcwhore
Omg I just spit out my water when I finished reading that!!
I can't understand why people think this is funny. It's yawn and it's rude.
Haha def. shirt buying material haha halarious
This is got to be faked because no one texts someone telling them what they said, unless theyy were stinkin' drunk and you weren't. It's still funny.
mcyou mcare mcfunny.. mcfuck you
That mcfuckin hilarious! :D
I'm going to MAC Donalds tonight and using these "McPhrases" when I'm ordering
So what's it mean when he gets a happy meal?
Haha poor guy. I would mcfuckingquit! Say I'd fix it and mcfuckingthrow it in your face
Omgg I crack up every time I read this!!
omg i love you
Hahaha super funny
7:29_Lmao! Mclarious.....that's fuckin' funny
lmao...that is awesome!
Can you mcbake me some brownies ;)
Lmao.., Epic Win
Thats my area code lol think I know the person who did this
I just mcpissed my passed. Bravo my friend.
That is the funniest text on here.
This person deserves to get a million mcflurrys for free. They win.
That's mcfuckin awesome!!! Lol
Lmfao this made my frickin day
Wow notice how the two douche bags that said mctitties posted at the same time
$500 9:27 has no girlfriend and lives in his mothers basement
it really must suck to work there
Word for word. Exact same text was on here hast week. Mods must be on vaca...
I did that last weekend lmao they gave me Orep instead of m
This should be num 1
Oh my god. ME TOO!!!
This is full of win!!!
I bet ur a douche bag when ur drunk lol!
I want to try that
Word of advice dont make peoplead that hamdle stuff u have to ingest
Once I new a guy that found rat shit on his food
I'm so doing that
I legit laughed out loud
McEpic. now lets get the McFuck outta here.
What's with the In Soviet Russia?
this is one of the best posts i've seen on tfln. So funny.
The funniest part about this is that all the mc-employees are mcpissed off and giving you shit about it! Everyone that doesn't agree that's hilarious obviously works at mcdonalds and I'm not surprised. Mctitties.
Wow. You showed him, tough guy.
Hahahaha it does boggle the mind
Lol and was his name mclovin?
That's something my kids would say
10:25, I don't have a sister. Only a girlish brother
Virginia haha gotta love it
This is hilarious.! <3
ima sooo do this. "um, hey, excuse me, but uh, you mcfucked up my fry size. FIX IT."
LOL in the stall laughing
You mcburned that bitch!
Omg that's awesome.
Ohemmgee.. This made my chest hurt I laughed so hard!
Well let's hope he dot MCFUCK UP again, it might be deadly
Did anyone notice that if u start at like 742, u gotta go thru like 4 or 5 msgs 2 trace it back to the original point?!? Lmfao
My god I am dying!
@4:56..just give up hope now of soviet Russia guy ever leaving tfln. He has no life and comments on every text on this page. We should just all ignore his comments and maybe he'll go waste his time on another website.