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  • Submitted by alphabet on Feb 8, 10 at 7:04pm

    bahahaha \nyou mctold him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:46pm

    Haha. I've actually had someone say that to me while I was working at mcdonalds. They were lucky they had cameras in the kitchen or else the would have got some McJizz on their mcnuggets :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:09pm

    Mcwin*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:55pm

    I just litteraly cried laughing. Thank you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:09pm

    The originality of these comments just boggles the mind, doesn't it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:36pm

    This is fucking awesome. Brillant, epic...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:32pm

    Hahahahaha fuckin' hilarious!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:58am

    In Soviet Russia, McFlurry McFucks YOU up!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:41am

    This prolly isn't fake I did that last week to a bitchy employ who said not my mcproblem. it's effective

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:10am

    That made my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 9:25pm

    Holy fuck I fucking love this text

  • Submitted by Joch on Mar 1, 10 at 10:06am

    Lmao too funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:09pm

    in soviet Russia you would have mcfucked up

  • Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 11, 10 at 8:57pm

    Sounds like you were McFlurrious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:55pm

    I work there. If someone said that to me, they'd get it free. Fucking hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:59am

    Hahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:50pm

    McShuttheFUCK up with the Soviet Russia shit. OMFG

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:51pm

    Haha that's relly funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:15am

    And he was like, if you don't mcgetthefuckoutofhere ima mcfuck you up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:56pm

    hahahahaha

  • Submitted by bee222 on Mar 19, 11 at 4:59am

    Perfection!!!<3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:50pm

    You guys are fuckin McHomos

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:29pm

    Mclarious!

  • Submitted by raymond74 on Feb 26, 10 at 10:34am

    Hahaa fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:07pm

    Yes, yes he did mcfuck up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:05pm

    Hahaha awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:55pm

    Mcfunny mcfabulious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:09pm

    Win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:27pm

    Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that is sweet! You are the mcman. My girlfriend has huge mctitties

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:33pm

    Rotflmfao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:19pm

    McGreatness with a side of epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:02pm

    Last time I heard that I fell of my dinosord

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:56pm

    lol @ 2nd 7:50

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:06am

    Lmao I love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:09pm

    Hahahaha!!! Finally, a funny text on tfln!

  • Submitted by scarecrow18 on Oct 7, 10 at 12:19am

    im still cry laughing.. awsome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:22pm

    Funniest

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:13am

    Dont*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:46pm

    I would serve her a extra large McCock!

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 8, 10 at 7:37pm

    thats mcawesome

  • Submitted by Suds3113 on Jan 9, 11 at 11:59pm

    Oh god epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:30am

    Lmaooo god I love Virginia. If this came from Chesapeake I'm Hella proud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:20am

    Awesome

  • Submitted by ChaotiiiKid on May 31, 11 at 11:57pm

    I McShit my pants laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:22pm

    2:15 that's the best post on here so far.

  • Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 6, 11 at 11:35pm

    Lmfao at jig's comment

  • Submitted by monkeyballer on Aug 2, 10 at 10:40am

    Thats fuking hilarious!

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 8, 10 at 8:26pm

    Hahahahahhhahhahahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:37pm

    Lmao.., Epic Win

  • Submitted by emilygelhar on Mar 2, 10 at 4:36am

    Lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:05am

    Amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:44pm

    In Mcsoviet Russia, Colts win superbowls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:08pm

    That's a fucking classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:55am

    In soviet Russia comments get you

  • Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 26, 10 at 9:45pm

    I'm Mcfuckin lovin it....wow my friend wanted me to say that he is Mcpeeing it cause it's so funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:56am

    You**

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:35am

    Lmfao 9:27

  • Submitted by Kaffrir on Feb 8, 10 at 11:43pm

    i'm so proud to be from the 757.

    • Submitted by Warm_Waters19 on May 19, 10 at 1:47am

      agreed, Hardee's kicks McDonalds ass anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:10pm

    God damn! Funny shit.

  • Submitted by plp on Jan 6, 11 at 12:15am

    Haha, one time, there was a p

  • Submitted by ashkatt12 on Nov 7, 10 at 4:59pm

    Hahahahaahhaa hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:46am

    LthefuckOL !!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:40am

    Hahaha. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:12am

    Ask for the mcgangbang if your in the greater Houston area

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:01pm

    I know u r but what am I

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:04pm

    Nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:25pm

    McFunny!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:08pm

    That is great. I'm in love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:52pm

    LMAO...this is great!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:35am

    "I'll have a mcshake" "a milk shake?" "no a mc..god DAIM IT" wafflehouae prank

  • Submitted by norcal113 on Aug 15, 10 at 12:22am

    Yay I laughed so hard when I read this

  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:34pm

    You should of mcfucked him in the ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:40am

    Wow, what a totally justified response.

  • Submitted by RyuReaper on Aug 16, 10 at 9:41pm

    Im going to be the only one who doesnt put "Mc" in a comment... Wait... Dammit...

  • Submitted by GuyFawkes on May 14, 10 at 9:07am

    I LOVE this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:27pm

    2nd 7:50 I <3 you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:13pm

    Fuck you kid your a dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:47am

    Haha def. shirt buying material haha halarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:25pm

    Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:51pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:38pm

    AHAHAHAHAHA. BRB DYINGGGG.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:27pm

    Haha that's great :D

  • Submitted by iJameson on Jul 13, 10 at 5:40am

    Funniest one I've seen all night xD congrats ;)

  • Submitted by BaconSandwich on May 4, 10 at 1:14am

    fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:10am

    This is freaking hilarious. Hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:58pm

    NI GER!!!!! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:30pm

    This has 2 be the best one I've herd in a long time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:27pm

    9:27 bahahhahhhaha mctitties

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:42pm

    Nice! Something new and funny!

  • Submitted by crossmedal on Mar 1, 10 at 11:00pm

    Hahaha, nicely done!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:56am

    That made me jizz everywhere!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by thesnipeninja on Jan 10, 11 at 1:57am

    Bravo. But dd you say it in Spanish so they can actually understand it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:38pm

    Sometimes they let gems slip threw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:55am

    Love how idiots get on here and call texts fake. Ulu don't know how people act everywhere in the world so STFU.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:03am

    Epic.

  • Submitted by nicolem587 on May 2, 10 at 3:37pm

    Lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:26pm

    Lmfao I LOVE this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:40pm

    That shit is Funny!!!!'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:21am

    Greatest thing ever!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:31pm

    Haha it's soo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'bn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Josfer on Feb 8, 10 at 7:46pm

    This didn't really happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:43pm

    7:29_Lmao! Mclarious.....that's fuckin' funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:00pm

    That's the funniest thing I've ever heard XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:40am

    That's funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:47pm

    hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:29pm

    Lmao, that's hilarious!

  • Submitted by englishdude on May 2, 10 at 11:59pm

    Funniest shit iv seen on here in awhile

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    Submitted by Unstoppable on Mar 31, 10 at 4:13am

    I'm so using that.

  • Submitted by Hawk007 on Mar 28, 10 at 10:06am

    rofl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:20pm

    Haha 757 doin it up right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:16pm

    LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:22pm

    Best mcfuckin txt ever

  • Submitted by christine_cc on Mar 13, 10 at 1:35am

    Love this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:04am

    @7:39..RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:40pm

  • Submitted by starkn24 on Feb 18, 11 at 12:35pm

    When he fixed it did you say mcthanks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:42pm

    @804 Hahaha that's beautiful!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:23am

    Dood. That shits funnE lmao 

  • Submitted by person on Mar 28, 10 at 11:08pm

    Well this is mcfucking funny!!!!! Lol ;D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:51pm

    Fucking hilarious!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:24pm

    Fantastic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:23am

    McFuckin funny

  • 94 91
    Submitted by username154 on Jan 4, 11 at 12:12am

    LMFAO i love mctities

  • Submitted by xXVisionZXx on Nov 24, 10 at 11:42pm

    Was it Oreo?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:17am

    Never yell at who handles your food. What else was in the corrected McFlurry?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:01am

    Genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:35am

    Bahahahahaha. Lmao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:47pm

    Amazing 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:42pm

    Nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:58am

    best tfln ive seen in a damn while. =D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:30am

    12:15am... This totally could have happened. The natural instinct when waking up after a night of shit you don't remember is to text someone who was with you and would remember. You just are pissed that nothing exciting ever happens to you. Stop trying to ruin other people's fun.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:40am

    Two mr cokes

  • Submitted by misscameronbby on Apr 18, 10 at 11:33pm

    LMFAO

  • Submitted by PinkUnicorn on Mar 1, 10 at 4:22pm

    LOL in the stall laughing

  • Submitted by ladyjackie78 on Feb 9, 10 at 12:42am

    I can't stop laughing!

  • Submitted by 703_Repin on Apr 14, 10 at 3:16pm

    I'm going to MAC Donalds tonight and using these "McPhrases" when I'm ordering

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:19pm

    Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:02pm

    Hilarious!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:18pm

    mcyou mcare mcfunny.. mcfuck you

  • Submitted by luvdaclarinet on Jul 3, 10 at 1:44am

    Lol mcfail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 10:59pm

    Haha. That would have been funny to witness

  • Submitted by chrissyrenee on Mar 1, 10 at 1:01am

    lmao...that is awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:17pm

    Haha. That's hella funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:34am

    McFake!!!!

  • Submitted by big_dubya56 on May 12, 10 at 5:41pm

    @ 8:19, cuz they're MCNlGGERS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:43pm

    Win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:28pm

    Can you mcbake me some brownies ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:15am

    Why are all the texts formatted to tell the person what he or she did last night. This format is fake with people just trying to come up with stuff that would have been funny but never happened. So old. Start a more believable format please

  • Submitted by doctaedwards on Sep 11, 10 at 9:13pm

    Lol nice!

  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:57pm

    Go mcfuck him in his ass!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:44pm

    LOVE THIS!!!

  • Submitted by lucky21 on Feb 9, 10 at 6:05am

    this is McFunny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:56am

    @3:58 dude STOP WTF like every tfln I've read has some stupid Russia comment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:15am

    Haha, fucking hate 9:19 tho, gaf(get aids fa)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:04am

    This is got to be faked because no one texts someone telling them what they said, unless theyy were stinkin' drunk and you weren't. It's still funny.

  • Submitted by fyrecraker on Aug 18, 10 at 1:41am

    Omgg I crack up every time I read this!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:19pm

    10:12 that sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:19am

    Fuuunnnyyyyyy :)

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Spy1729 on Feb 27, 12 at 12:23am

    I almost crapped myself from laughing

  • 82 77
    Submitted by yeahbuddy2011 on Oct 8, 11 at 1:05am

    Love it!

  • Submitted by twssman on May 16, 10 at 1:04pm

    Kinda like when I mcfucked up ur mom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:09am

    How do u make the icons?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:36pm

    Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:51am

    Haha that's funny as balls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:26pm

    LMFAO!!!!

  • Submitted by LickableEnglish on Mar 22, 11 at 2:31pm

    If I worked at McDonalds. That wouldn't even annoy me.

  • Submitted by alexlacey88 on Dec 7, 10 at 12:35am

    love

  • Submitted by danimeath on Jun 21, 10 at 7:48pm

    Holy lag that is fucking genius!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:34pm

    Lol fuck Ronald mcdonald eat a dirty cack

  • 85 86
    Submitted by Nightlight753 on Dec 5, 11 at 6:34pm

    Bwahaa. I would TOTALLY do that. I keep ordering weird stuff. They actually asked me to leave one time... LOL.

  • 85 86
    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 4, 11 at 8:51am

    Haha love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:03am

    Best!!!

  • Submitted by spurtiic on Apr 23, 10 at 9:17am

    Ha!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:36pm

    Funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:08pm

    Wow, that's almost McFunny. Almost.

  • 84 86
    Submitted by voidzz on Sep 14, 11 at 11:41pm

    Omg I just spit out my water when I finished reading that!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 6:07pm

    Lol

  • Submitted by dwade332jwat on Mar 28, 10 at 12:23pm

    Hahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Jaffmin21 on Feb 13, 11 at 7:47pm

    LMFAO!!

  • Submitted by danielleokayy on Apr 16, 10 at 9:16am

    Yeah... TOTALLY sounds like the 757.

  • Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 31, 10 at 9:33pm

    So what's it mean when he gets a happy meal?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:38pm

    It's times like these when I wish I worked at mcdonald's so I could feel justified for beating you senseless

  • Submitted by smuce on Dec 9, 10 at 2:06am

    lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:26am

    Hahahhaha! That's amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:25pm

    Hahahaha it does boggle the mind

  • 89 99
    Submitted by MusicILY on Jul 19, 10 at 6:55am

    Epic win. I love this. d:

  • Submitted by NICKBROWN on Jun 2, 10 at 3:02am

    That shit is weak!! Please be from vb

  • Submitted by patriotsman94 on Feb 26, 10 at 6:19am

    Lolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

  • Submitted by caylz007 on Feb 23, 10 at 8:11pm

    hahaha clever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:37pm

    This is easily the most epic tfln i have ever read.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:14pm

    Hahaha!!

  • Submitted by SaraIsaScene on Jan 10, 11 at 1:29am

    I order mine with mcjizz

  • Submitted by jayjay0912 on Feb 8, 10 at 10:12pm

    ha ha i work there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:48pm

    Loved it

  • 87 97
    Submitted by dozer2010 on Dec 7, 10 at 5:57am

    You gave him the mcattitude

  • Submitted by jdpoe1 on Oct 5, 10 at 3:09pm

    This just turned around my crappy day. Laughed till it hurt

  • Submitted by jacobtyler on Apr 3, 10 at 2:28am

    This seriosly made me laugh for 5 minutes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:38pm

    Lmaolmaolmaolmao

  • 77 79
    Submitted by SoSeamless on Aug 12, 11 at 12:21am

    McFucking epic.

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    Submitted by krazyc0c0 on Dec 12, 10 at 12:40pm

    Omigoshhh that's hysterical. That was probably the best laugh I had since I started reading this site. Lmaooo.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:48am

    Word for word. Exact same text was on here hast week. Mods must be on vaca...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:22pm

    I laughed so hard I think I shit myself

  • Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:42pm

    Really!! Wow critical joke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:12am

    Wow. You showed him, tough guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:16pm

    This is full of win!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:09am

    What's with the In Soviet Russia? this is one of the best posts i've seen on tfln. So funny.

  • 78 84
    Submitted by VeeMatic on Jul 20, 11 at 6:32am

    Lmfao !!

  • Submitted by zebraman224 on Feb 20, 11 at 3:23pm

    Me too

  • Submitted by jltc on Jun 24, 10 at 10:33pm

    it really must suck to work there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:25am

    Ok well I mcfucked ur sister

  • Submitted by Chaplinsoup on Feb 12, 10 at 10:54pm

    omg i love you

  • 81 91
    Submitted by PURPLEmode on Jun 21, 11 at 3:46pm

    That mcfuckin hilarious! :D

  • Submitted by btc1995 on Jan 9, 11 at 4:08am

    i read this , sent it to like four people , made it my status , & am still laughin .

  • Submitted by l4o2l0 on Jan 8, 11 at 4:52pm

    hahahah fuckin great

  • Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 22, 10 at 4:31pm

    YepYepYep. That's going on the board as a fav. Haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:54pm

    Fucking win!

  • 81 92
    Submitted by vcole on Apr 16, 11 at 6:42pm

    That's hilarious!!

  • Submitted by Khutch636 on Mar 18, 10 at 10:25pm

    hahaha ha-larious!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:07pm

    Once I new a guy that found rat shit on his food

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:53pm

    Omg that's awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:03am

    LMAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:58pm

    10:25, I don't have a sister. Only a girlish brother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:06pm

    bahahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by HOTFUZZMURPHY on Nov 17, 11 at 12:22am

    I'm sad to say I ever lived in the 757. But good post.

  • Submitted by WhiteLightning on Apr 22, 10 at 8:55pm

    That's pretty Mcfunny. It made me Mclol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 12:22am

    Virginia haha gotta love it

  • Submitted by fool on Feb 26, 10 at 9:50pm

    This person deserves to get a million mcflurrys for free. They win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:51am

    Hahaha super funny

  • 76 90
    Submitted by party654 on Nov 14, 11 at 12:32am

    MCSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 10:19pm

    Lmfao I always order a McDick

  • 70 79
    Submitted by PantyDroppa on Sep 18, 11 at 9:07pm

    I legit laughed out loud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:10pm

    Lol and was his name mclovin?

  • Submitted by 509 on Mar 7, 10 at 7:06pm

    Lol awesome

  • Submitted by xjolley32x on Jun 13, 11 at 9:53pm

    well played

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:15pm

    I Mcloven it

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    Submitted by sexymomma8801 on Jan 26, 12 at 9:05pm

    Lmfao this made my frickin day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:33pm

    Lololololololol

  • Submitted by gunnerrp4 on Mar 30, 11 at 1:34am

    HELL YEAH!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 3:14pm

    I love this textt, keep up the good work ;)

  • Submitted by spaulding5 on Apr 22, 10 at 9:22pm

    That is so fucking funny

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    Submitted by chelsea_2323 on Sep 6, 12 at 12:07am

    That's great love it

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    Submitted by reelee2 on Jul 7, 12 at 2:14am

    Ah haha wow

  • Submitted by Tanith on Jan 14, 11 at 12:15am

    Would you like some fries with that Epic McWin?

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    Submitted by plp on Jan 6, 11 at 12:14am

    Hahahaha,4

  • Submitted by claralea on Feb 17, 10 at 11:50pm

    I can't understand why people think this is funny. It's yawn and it's rude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:12am

    Well let's hope he dot MCFUCK UP again, it might be deadly

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:51pm

    hgg

  • Submitted by toomuchpants on Jul 12, 11 at 1:07pm

    Jackass

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    Submitted by 1320MustangBoi on May 25, 11 at 6:58am

    After going over about 500 texts, this is the first one that made me laugh, literally!!

  • Submitted by Purple_BBry631 on Feb 24, 10 at 4:33pm

    McEpic. now lets get the McFuck outta here.

  • 71 88
    Submitted by regalhero on Aug 5, 11 at 2:39am

    Thats my area code lol think I know the person who did this

  • 72 90
    Submitted by elov419 on Aug 1, 11 at 11:17pm

    McClassic!

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Kaylib2514 on Jun 20, 12 at 10:40pm

    I wish I could have seen that persons face. I swear I would have laughed my ass off if I was the one workin

  • Submitted by lmaogirly16 on May 30, 11 at 10:15pm

    lol hilarious!!!!!

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    Submitted by kiwiQ001 on Jun 17, 11 at 3:38pm

    That's greatttt, hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:35pm

    Love it!:)

  • Submitted by HenryFBP on Jun 6, 11 at 4:40pm

    You mcburned that bitch!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 11:53pm

    That's mcfuckin awesome!!! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:07pm

    Word of advice dont make peoplead that hamdle stuff u have to ingest

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    Submitted by LuciferLover on Jun 29, 11 at 11:10pm

    U mctold him

  • Submitted by doucher13 on Jun 15, 10 at 6:31pm

    I want to try that

  • Submitted by applemaniac12 on Mar 15, 10 at 4:22am

    This TFLN is McFunny!!! lol

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    Submitted by laurac87 on May 2, 12 at 5:58am

    Oh my god. ME TOO!!!

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    Submitted by Biggi_J_2054 on Jul 25, 11 at 4:31am

    I did that last weekend lmao they gave me Orep instead of m

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    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 2, 12 at 2:33am

    Wow notice how the two douche bags that said mctitties posted at the same time

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    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 2, 12 at 2:31am

    $500 9:27 has no girlfriend and lives in his mothers basement

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    Submitted by JessicaAshleyy on Jul 28, 11 at 3:25am

    I just mcpissed my passed. Bravo my friend.

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    Submitted by Spy1729 on Apr 18, 12 at 10:52pm

    Mcepic win

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    Submitted by railers40 on Oct 17, 11 at 1:06pm

    This is my all time favorite. I even stopped the class to tell my teacher because it's so funny.

  • Submitted by Stewier on Jul 26, 11 at 5:12am

    Epic!!!

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    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jun 23, 11 at 1:59pm

    ima sooo do this. "um, hey, excuse me, but uh, you mcfucked up my fry size. FIX IT."

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    Submitted by sweetestsin77 on Apr 20, 11 at 12:22am

    Fucking win!

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    Submitted by rais on Dec 14, 11 at 12:36am

    I'm so doing that

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    Submitted by JeNnBaByyy on Nov 16, 12 at 3:05am

    This is hilarious.! <3

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    Submitted by breezyyb08 on Jul 15, 11 at 3:17pm

    winn (:

  • Submitted by Beaver911 on Jul 13, 11 at 8:30pm

    That was fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by cegan on Sep 7, 10 at 8:09pm

    Fucking awesome!

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    Submitted by carsonleigh on Jul 8, 11 at 9:12pm

    Amazing!!

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    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 7, 12 at 12:45am

    That was the egg mcmuffin of disses

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    Submitted by bean523 on Jul 3, 13 at 11:10pm

    My god I am dying!

  • Submitted by 82797 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:31pm

    That is the funniest text on here.

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    Submitted by sexymomma8801 on Jan 26, 12 at 9:02pm

    Capital LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:33pm

    This should be num 1

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:13pm

    Did anyone notice that if u start at like 742, u gotta go thru like 4 or 5 msgs 2 trace it back to the original point?!? Lmfao

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    Submitted by jrhodes757 on Dec 29, 12 at 9:59pm

    Hahahahahaha!!

  • Submitted by zombiezshot on May 1, 10 at 5:56pm

    Hahaha you mcfucked up I would say\nU mcfucked up you mcwhore

  • Submitted by LOgAn3194 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:05pm

    I bet ur a douche bag when ur drunk lol!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:39am

    @4:56..just give up hope now of soviet Russia guy ever leaving tfln. He has no life and comments on every text on this page. We should just all ignore his comments and maybe he'll go waste his time on another website.

  • Submitted by Priest1 on Oct 30, 11 at 5:08am

    The funniest part about this is that all the mc-employees are mcpissed off and giving you shit about it! Everyone that doesn't agree that's hilarious obviously works at mcdonalds and I'm not surprised. Mctitties.

  • Submitted by mindygrice on Jul 29, 11 at 11:41pm

    That's something my kids would say

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    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:45am

    Haha poor guy. I would mcfuckingquit! Say I'd fix it and mcfuckingthrow it in your face

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:54pm

    LMAO

  • Submitted by vWonderBearv on Mar 8, 11 at 6:57pm

    Ohemmgee.. This made my chest hurt I laughed so hard!