At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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bahahaha \nyou mctold him
Haha. I've actually had someone say that to me while I was working at mcdonalds. They were lucky they had cameras in the kitchen or else the would have got some McJizz on their mcnuggets :)
I just litteraly cried laughing. Thank you.
The originality of these comments just boggles the mind, doesn't it?
This is fucking awesome. Brillant, epic...
I know u r but what am I
Holy fuck I fucking love this text
Lmao too funny
in soviet Russia you would have mcfucked up
That made my day
In Soviet Russia, McFlurry McFucks YOU up!
Hahahahaha fuckin' hilarious!!!
I work there. If someone said that to me, they'd get it free. Fucking hilarious.
LMFAO i love mctities
Thats fuking hilarious!
This prolly isn't fake I did that last week to a bitchy employ who said not my mcproblem. it's effective
I McShit my pants laughing.
McGreatness with a side of epic
I almost crapped myself from laughing
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
Funniest one I've seen all night xD congrats ;)
Sounds like you were McFlurrious.
You guys are fuckin McHomos
Haha, one time, there was a p
Hahaha, nicely done!
Lmao I love it
Hahaa fucked up
And he was like, if you don't mcgetthefuckoutofhere ima mcfuck you up
McShuttheFUCK up with the Soviet Russia shit. OMFG
I'm Mcfuckin lovin it....wow my friend wanted me to say that he is Mcpeeing it cause it's so funny
12:15am... This totally could have happened. The natural instinct when waking up after a night of shit you don't remember is to text someone who was with you and would remember. You just are pissed that nothing exciting ever happens to you. Stop trying to ruin other people's fun.
2:15 that's the best post on here so far.
Lmfao at jig's comment
In Mcsoviet Russia, Colts win superbowls
MCSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES
im still cry laughing.. awsome
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that is sweet! You are the mcman. My girlfriend has huge mctitties
Last time I heard that I fell of my dinosord
Haha that's relly funny
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard XD
lol @ 2nd 7:50
Oh god epic
"I'll have a mcshake"
"a milk shake?"
"no a mc..god DAIM IT"
Dood. That shits funnE lmao
Im going to be the only one who doesnt put "Mc" in a comment... Wait... Dammit...
I LOVE this.
hahahah fuckin great
I would serve her a extra large McCock!
I can't stop laughing!
Ask for the mcgangbang if your in the greater Houston area
That shit is Funny!!!!'
@3:58 dude STOP WTF like every tfln I've read has some stupid Russia comment
Two mr cokes
Nice! Something new and funny!
Yes, yes he did mcfuck up
best tfln ive seen in a damn while. =D
God damn! Funny shit.
Funniest shit iv seen on here in awhile
9:27 bahahhahhhaha mctitties
Lmao, that's hilarious!
LMAO...this is great!!!!!!!
Omigoshhh that's hysterical. That was probably the best laugh I had since I started reading this site. Lmaooo.
Holy lag that is fucking genius!!!!
That's a fucking classic
Haha. That's hella funny
In soviet Russia comments get you
Sometimes they let gems slip threw
Haha that's funny as balls
2nd 7:50 I <3 you
Lmfao I always order a McDick
Lmaooo god I love Virginia. If this came from Chesapeake I'm Hella proud
Never yell at who handles your food. What else was in the corrected McFlurry?
That made me jizz everywhere!!!!!!!
You gave him the mcattitude
Hahahhaha! That's amazing
It's times like these when I wish I worked at mcdonald's so I could feel justified for beating you senseless
U mctold him
Haha love it
I love this textt, keep up the good work ;)
Yay I laughed so hard when I read this
Haha 757 doin it up right
i read this , sent it to like four people , made it my status , & am still laughin .
Was it Oreo?
After going over about 500 texts, this is the first one that made me laugh, literally!!
If I worked at McDonalds. That wouldn't even annoy me.
I'm so using that.
Well this is mcfucking funny!!!!! Lol ;D
I'm sad to say I ever lived in the 757. But good post.
@804 Hahaha that's beautiful!
Hahahaha!!! Finally, a funny text on tfln!
That shit is weak!! Please be from vb
This is easily the most epic tfln i have ever read.
Why are all the texts formatted to tell the person what he or she did last night. This format is fake with people just trying to come up with stuff that would have been funny but never happened. So old. Start a more believable format please
Fuck you kid your a dick
NI GER!!!!! :)
i'm so proud to be from the 757.
agreed, Hardee's kicks McDonalds ass anyway
When he fixed it did you say mcthanks
I order mine with mcjizz
Haha. That would have been funny to witness
That was the egg mcmuffin of disses
Bwahaa. I would TOTALLY do that. I keep ordering weird stuff. They actually asked me to leave one time... LOL.
Epic win. I love this. d:
That's greatttt, hahaha.
Would you like some fries with that Epic McWin?
Omgg I crack up every time I read this!!
Yeah... TOTALLY sounds like the 757.
You should of mcfucked him in the ass
AHAHAHAHAHA. BRB DYINGGGG.
Bravo. But dd you say it in Spanish so they can actually understand it?
This just turned around my crappy day. Laughed till it hurt
Greatest thing ever!!!
10:12 that sucks
I laughed so hard I think I shit myself
Best mcfuckin txt ever
This didn't really happen
This seriosly made me laugh for 5 minutes
This is freaking hilarious. Hahaha.
Love how idiots get on here and call texts fake. Ulu don't know how people act everywhere in the world so STFU.
Lmfao I LOVE this
Kinda like when I mcfucked up ur mom
I Mcloven it
Ok well I mcfucked ur sister
Wow, what a totally justified response.
That's great love it
Haha, fucking hate 9:19 tho, gaf(get aids fa)
This is my all time favorite. I even stopped the class to tell my teacher because it's so funny.
That's pretty Mcfunny. It made me Mclol.
How do u make the icons?
Go mcfuck him in his ass!
This TFLN is McFunny!!! lol
Lol fuck Ronald mcdonald eat a dirty cack
Really!! Wow critical joke
This has 2 be the best one I've herd in a long time
Haha it's soo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'bn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha that's great :D
this is McFunny!
That was fucking hilarious
@ 8:19, cuz they're MCNlGGERS
I wish I could have seen that persons face. I swear I would have laughed my ass off if I was the one workin
YepYepYep. That's going on the board as a fav. Haha.
That is great. I'm in love.
Wow, that's almost McFunny. Almost.
That is so fucking funny
ha ha i work there
Hahaha you mcfucked up I would say\nU mcfucked up you mcwhore
Ah haha wow
I can't understand why people think this is funny. It's yawn and it's rude.
mcyou mcare mcfunny.. mcfuck you
Omg I just spit out my water when I finished reading that!!
That mcfuckin hilarious! :D
So what's it mean when he gets a happy meal?
This is got to be faked because no one texts someone telling them what they said, unless theyy were stinkin' drunk and you weren't. It's still funny.
Haha poor guy. I would mcfuckingquit! Say I'd fix it and mcfuckingthrow it in your face
Haha def. shirt buying material haha halarious
I'm going to MAC Donalds tonight and using these "McPhrases" when I'm ordering
omg i love you
7:29_Lmao! Mclarious.....that's fuckin' funny
lmao...that is awesome!
I just mcpissed my passed. Bravo my friend.
Hahaha super funny
Lmao.., Epic Win
Can you mcbake me some brownies ;)
Thats my area code lol think I know the person who did this
Lmfao this made my frickin day
Wow notice how the two douche bags that said mctitties posted at the same time
That's mcfuckin awesome!!! Lol
That is the funniest text on here.
This person deserves to get a million mcflurrys for free. They win.
$500 9:27 has no girlfriend and lives in his mothers basement
it really must suck to work there
I did that last weekend lmao they gave me Orep instead of m
Word for word. Exact same text was on here hast week. Mods must be on vaca...
Oh my god. ME TOO!!!
I bet ur a douche bag when ur drunk lol!
This should be num 1
This is full of win!!!
I want to try that
Word of advice dont make peoplead that hamdle stuff u have to ingest
Once I new a guy that found rat shit on his food
I legit laughed out loud
What's with the In Soviet Russia?
this is one of the best posts i've seen on tfln. So funny.
The funniest part about this is that all the mc-employees are mcpissed off and giving you shit about it! Everyone that doesn't agree that's hilarious obviously works at mcdonalds and I'm not surprised. Mctitties.
McEpic. now lets get the McFuck outta here.
I'm so doing that
Wow. You showed him, tough guy.
That's something my kids would say
Lol and was his name mclovin?
Hahahaha it does boggle the mind
10:25, I don't have a sister. Only a girlish brother
Virginia haha gotta love it
This is hilarious.! <3
ima sooo do this. "um, hey, excuse me, but uh, you mcfucked up my fry size. FIX IT."
LOL in the stall laughing
You mcburned that bitch!
Omg that's awesome.
Ohemmgee.. This made my chest hurt I laughed so hard!
Well let's hope he dot MCFUCK UP again, it might be deadly
Did anyone notice that if u start at like 742, u gotta go thru like 4 or 5 msgs 2 trace it back to the original point?!? Lmfao
My god I am dying!
@4:56..just give up hope now of soviet Russia guy ever leaving tfln. He has no life and comments on every text on this page. We should just all ignore his comments and maybe he'll go waste his time on another website.