At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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bahahaha \nyou mctold him
Haha. I've actually had someone say that to me while I was working at mcdonalds. They were lucky they had cameras in the kitchen or else the would have got some McJizz on their mcnuggets :)
I just litteraly cried laughing. Thank you.
The originality of these comments just boggles the mind, doesn't it?
I know u r but what am I
This is fucking awesome. Brillant, epic...
Holy fuck I fucking love this text
Lmao too funny
In Soviet Russia, McFlurry McFucks YOU up!
in soviet Russia you would have mcfucked up
That made my day
Hahahahaha fuckin' hilarious!!!
This prolly isn't fake I did that last week to a bitchy employ who said not my mcproblem. it's effective
I work there. If someone said that to me, they'd get it free. Fucking hilarious.
Sounds like you were McFlurrious.
McShuttheFUCK up with the Soviet Russia shit. OMFG
I McShit my pants laughing.
I'm Mcfuckin lovin it....wow my friend wanted me to say that he is Mcpeeing it cause it's so funny
Thats fuking hilarious!
I almost crapped myself from laughing
LMFAO i love mctities
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
Hahaa fucked up
Lmfao at jig's comment
Haha, one time, there was a p
McGreatness with a side of epic
Funniest one I've seen all night xD congrats ;)
I would serve her a extra large McCock!
Haha that's relly funny
2:15 that's the best post on here so far.
And he was like, if you don't mcgetthefuckoutofhere ima mcfuck you up
You guys are fuckin McHomos
MCSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES
Oh god epic
im still cry laughing.. awsome
Lmao I love it
12:15am... This totally could have happened. The natural instinct when waking up after a night of shit you don't remember is to text someone who was with you and would remember. You just are pissed that nothing exciting ever happens to you. Stop trying to ruin other people's fun.
lol @ 2nd 7:50
Im going to be the only one who doesnt put "Mc" in a comment... Wait... Dammit...
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that is sweet! You are the mcman. My girlfriend has huge mctitties
Yes, yes he did mcfuck up
In Mcsoviet Russia, Colts win superbowls
Last time I heard that I fell of my dinosord
Lmaooo god I love Virginia. If this came from Chesapeake I'm Hella proud
Nice! Something new and funny!
LMAO...this is great!!!!!!!
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard XD
@3:58 dude STOP WTF like every tfln I've read has some stupid Russia comment
God damn! Funny shit.
I LOVE this.
Hahaha, nicely done!
That shit is Funny!!!!'
Omigoshhh that's hysterical. That was probably the best laugh I had since I started reading this site. Lmaooo.
Ask for the mcgangbang if your in the greater Houston area
"I'll have a mcshake"
"a milk shake?"
"no a mc..god DAIM IT"
Haha. That's hella funny
I can't stop laughing!
hahahah fuckin great
You should of mcfucked him in the ass
Funniest shit iv seen on here in awhile
Yeah... TOTALLY sounds like the 757.
U mctold him
best tfln ive seen in a damn while. =D
Two mr cokes
9:27 bahahhahhhaha mctitties
Dood. That shits funnE lmao
Lmao, that's hilarious!
Holy lag that is fucking genius!!!!
Never yell at who handles your food. What else was in the corrected McFlurry?
i read this , sent it to like four people , made it my status , & am still laughin .
Haha love it
I'm so using that.
Fuck you kid your a dick
This is freaking hilarious. Hahaha.
That's a fucking classic
In soviet Russia comments get you
After going over about 500 texts, this is the first one that made me laugh, literally!!
That made me jizz everywhere!!!!!!!
Yay I laughed so hard when I read this
Sometimes they let gems slip threw
Bravo. But dd you say it in Spanish so they can actually understand it?
If I worked at McDonalds. That wouldn't even annoy me.
You gave him the mcattitude
I laughed so hard I think I shit myself
@804 Hahaha that's beautiful!
Hahahaha!!! Finally, a funny text on tfln!
i'm so proud to be from the 757.
agreed, Hardee's kicks McDonalds ass anyway
I love this textt, keep up the good work ;)
I Mcloven it
AHAHAHAHAHA. BRB DYINGGGG.
Hahahhaha! That's amazing
Haha 757 doin it up right
Bwahaa. I would TOTALLY do that. I keep ordering weird stuff. They actually asked me to leave one time... LOL.
That shit is weak!! Please be from vb
Haha that's funny as balls
Love how idiots get on here and call texts fake. Ulu don't know how people act everywhere in the world so STFU.
It's times like these when I wish I worked at mcdonald's so I could feel justified for beating you senseless
2nd 7:50 I <3 you
Kinda like when I mcfucked up ur mom
Why are all the texts formatted to tell the person what he or she did last night. This format is fake with people just trying to come up with stuff that would have been funny but never happened. So old. Start a more believable format please
Well this is mcfucking funny!!!!! Lol ;D
I'm sad to say I ever lived in the 757. But good post.
Was it Oreo?
10:12 that sucks
This just turned around my crappy day. Laughed till it hurt
Lmfao I always order a McDick
This is easily the most epic tfln i have ever read.
this is McFunny!
When he fixed it did you say mcthanks
I order mine with mcjizz
That is great. I'm in love.
NI GER!!!!! :)
That was fucking hilarious
Go mcfuck him in his ass!
Lmfao I LOVE this
Wow, that's almost McFunny. Almost.
That's great love it
Wow, what a totally justified response.
Would you like some fries with that Epic McWin?
@ 8:19, cuz they're MCNlGGERS
This seriosly made me laugh for 5 minutes
This didn't really happen
So what's it mean when he gets a happy meal?
Epic win. I love this. d:
Can you mcbake me some brownies ;)
That's pretty Mcfunny. It made me Mclol.
This is my all time favorite. I even stopped the class to tell my teacher because it's so funny.
mcyou mcare mcfunny.. mcfuck you
Haha that's great :D
This has 2 be the best one I've herd in a long time
Haha. That would have been funny to witness
YepYepYep. That's going on the board as a fav. Haha.
Ok well I mcfucked ur sister
Haha, fucking hate 9:19 tho, gaf(get aids fa)
How do u make the icons?
Hahaha super funny
Haha def. shirt buying material haha halarious
Greatest thing ever!!!
Best mcfuckin txt ever
Hahaha you mcfucked up I would say\nU mcfucked up you mcwhore
That's greatttt, hahaha.
This is got to be faked because no one texts someone telling them what they said, unless theyy were stinkin' drunk and you weren't. It's still funny.
That was the egg mcmuffin of disses
Omgg I crack up every time I read this!!
That mcfuckin hilarious! :D
That is the funniest text on here.
Really!! Wow critical joke
I'm going to MAC Donalds tonight and using these "McPhrases" when I'm ordering
That's mcfuckin awesome!!! Lol
omg i love you
ha ha i work there
Omg I just spit out my water when I finished reading that!!
Thats my area code lol think I know the person who did this
Ah haha wow
Oh my god. ME TOO!!!
Haha poor guy. I would mcfuckingquit! Say I'd fix it and mcfuckingthrow it in your face
Lol fuck Ronald mcdonald eat a dirty cack
Haha it's soo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'bn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once I new a guy that found rat shit on his food
McEpic. now lets get the McFuck outta here.
This is full of win!!!
I wish I could have seen that persons face. I swear I would have laughed my ass off if I was the one workin
Lol and was his name mclovin?
it really must suck to work there
lmao...that is awesome!
7:29_Lmao! Mclarious.....that's fuckin' funny
Lmao.., Epic Win
This should be num 1
Word for word. Exact same text was on here hast week. Mods must be on vaca...
Lmfao this made my frickin day
Wow notice how the two douche bags that said mctitties posted at the same time
That is so fucking funny
What's with the In Soviet Russia?
this is one of the best posts i've seen on tfln. So funny.
This TFLN is McFunny!!! lol
Wow. You showed him, tough guy.
LOL in the stall laughing
I can't understand why people think this is funny. It's yawn and it's rude.
This person deserves to get a million mcflurrys for free. They win.
Word of advice dont make peoplead that hamdle stuff u have to ingest
Hahahaha it does boggle the mind
I bet ur a douche bag when ur drunk lol!
I legit laughed out loud
That's something my kids would say
I just mcpissed my passed. Bravo my friend.
10:25, I don't have a sister. Only a girlish brother
$500 9:27 has no girlfriend and lives in his mothers basement
I did that last weekend lmao they gave me Orep instead of m
I'm so doing that
The funniest part about this is that all the mc-employees are mcpissed off and giving you shit about it! Everyone that doesn't agree that's hilarious obviously works at mcdonalds and I'm not surprised. Mctitties.
I want to try that
Virginia haha gotta love it
ima sooo do this. "um, hey, excuse me, but uh, you mcfucked up my fry size. FIX IT."
You mcburned that bitch!
Ohemmgee.. This made my chest hurt I laughed so hard!
Omg that's awesome.
This is hilarious.! <3
Well let's hope he dot MCFUCK UP again, it might be deadly
Did anyone notice that if u start at like 742, u gotta go thru like 4 or 5 msgs 2 trace it back to the original point?!? Lmfao
@4:56..just give up hope now of soviet Russia guy ever leaving tfln. He has no life and comments on every text on this page. We should just all ignore his comments and maybe he'll go waste his time on another website.
My god I am dying!