At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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bahahaha \nyou mctold him
Haha. I've actually had someone say that to me while I was working at mcdonalds. They were lucky they had cameras in the kitchen or else the would have got some McJizz on their mcnuggets :)
I just litteraly cried laughing. Thank you.
The originality of these comments just boggles the mind, doesn't it?
This is fucking awesome. Brillant, epic...
I know u r but what am I
In Soviet Russia, McFlurry McFucks YOU up!
Lmao too funny
Hahahahaha fuckin' hilarious!!!
in soviet Russia you would have mcfucked up
That made my day
Holy fuck I fucking love this text
This prolly isn't fake I did that last week to a bitchy employ who said not my mcproblem. it's effective
McShuttheFUCK up with the Soviet Russia shit. OMFG
Sounds like you were McFlurrious.
I work there. If someone said that to me, they'd get it free. Fucking hilarious.
I McShit my pants laughing.
lol @ 2nd 7:50
You guys are fuckin McHomos
Hahaa fucked up
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
Last time I heard that I fell of my dinosord
I would serve her a extra large McCock!
im still cry laughing.. awsome
2:15 that's the best post on here so far.
Haha that's relly funny
McGreatness with a side of epic
And he was like, if you don't mcgetthefuckoutofhere ima mcfuck you up
Lmao I love it
I'm Mcfuckin lovin it....wow my friend wanted me to say that he is Mcpeeing it cause it's so funny
Haha, one time, there was a p
In Mcsoviet Russia, Colts win superbowls
Thats fuking hilarious!
Oh god epic
I LOVE this.
Lmaooo god I love Virginia. If this came from Chesapeake I'm Hella proud
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that is sweet! You are the mcman. My girlfriend has huge mctitties
Lmfao at jig's comment
LMAO...this is great!!!!!!!
Sometimes they let gems slip threw
That shit is Funny!!!!'
@3:58 dude STOP WTF like every tfln I've read has some stupid Russia comment
I almost crapped myself from laughing
That made me jizz everywhere!!!!!!!
I can't stop laughing!
Ask for the mcgangbang if your in the greater Houston area
Hahaha, nicely done!
That's a fucking classic
Yes, yes he did mcfuck up
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard XD
AHAHAHAHAHA. BRB DYINGGGG.
Im going to be the only one who doesnt put "Mc" in a comment... Wait... Dammit...
Funniest shit iv seen on here in awhile
In soviet Russia comments get you
i'm so proud to be from the 757.
agreed, Hardee's kicks McDonalds ass anyway
God damn! Funny shit.
MCSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES
Funniest one I've seen all night xD congrats ;)
You should of mcfucked him in the ass
Dood. That shits funnE lmao
Two mr cokes
Haha love it
This is freaking hilarious. Hahaha.
LMFAO i love mctities
12:15am... This totally could have happened. The natural instinct when waking up after a night of shit you don't remember is to text someone who was with you and would remember. You just are pissed that nothing exciting ever happens to you. Stop trying to ruin other people's fun.
"I'll have a mcshake"
"a milk shake?"
"no a mc..god DAIM IT"
Omigoshhh that's hysterical. That was probably the best laugh I had since I started reading this site. Lmaooo.
best tfln ive seen in a damn while. =D
Love how idiots get on here and call texts fake. Ulu don't know how people act everywhere in the world so STFU.
Fuck you kid your a dick
9:27 bahahhahhhaha mctitties
Nice! Something new and funny!
Haha. That's hella funny
Bravo. But dd you say it in Spanish so they can actually understand it?
This didn't really happen
Haha. That would have been funny to witness
NI GER!!!!! :)
Haha 757 doin it up right
I order mine with mcjizz
this is McFunny!
Omgg I crack up every time I read this!!
Go mcfuck him in his ass!
That shit is weak!! Please be from vb
Hahahaha!!! Finally, a funny text on tfln!
Holy lag that is fucking genius!!!!
Hahahhaha! That's amazing
Why are all the texts formatted to tell the person what he or she did last night. This format is fake with people just trying to come up with stuff that would have been funny but never happened. So old. Start a more believable format please
Was it Oreo?
Kinda like when I mcfucked up ur mom
2nd 7:50 I <3 you
When he fixed it did you say mcthanks
I laughed so hard I think I shit myself
This is easily the most epic tfln i have ever read.
mcyou mcare mcfunny.. mcfuck you
Never yell at who handles your food. What else was in the corrected McFlurry?
I'm sad to say I ever lived in the 757. But good post.
That mcfuckin hilarious! :D
You gave him the mcattitude
I Mcloven it
Lmfao I LOVE this
Bwahaa. I would TOTALLY do that. I keep ordering weird stuff. They actually asked me to leave one time... LOL.
Can you mcbake me some brownies ;)
It's times like these when I wish I worked at mcdonald's so I could feel justified for beating you senseless
10:12 that sucks
Haha that's great :D
@804 Hahaha that's beautiful!
Lmao, that's hilarious!
Wow, what a totally justified response.
That's great love it
Yay I laughed so hard when I read this
This is my all time favorite. I even stopped the class to tell my teacher because it's so funny.
@ 8:19, cuz they're MCNlGGERS
This is full of win!!!
Really!! Wow critical joke
lmao...that is awesome!
omg i love you
This has 2 be the best one I've herd in a long time
Lol fuck Ronald mcdonald eat a dirty cack
i read this , sent it to like four people , made it my status , & am still laughin .
That is great. I'm in love.
Wow, that's almost McFunny. Almost.
This seriosly made me laugh for 5 minutes
How do u make the icons?
Hahaha super funny
hahahah fuckin great
Epic win. I love this. d:
Ok well I mcfucked ur sister
Yeah... TOTALLY sounds like the 757.
Haha that's funny as balls
Haha, fucking hate 9:19 tho, gaf(get aids fa)
After going over about 500 texts, this is the first one that made me laugh, literally!!
I love this textt, keep up the good work ;)
I'm so using that.
LOL in the stall laughing
Greatest thing ever!!!
This is got to be faked because no one texts someone telling them what they said, unless theyy were stinkin' drunk and you weren't. It's still funny.
Haha def. shirt buying material haha halarious
Haha it's soo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'bn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best mcfuckin txt ever
YepYepYep. That's going on the board as a fav. Haha.
That's pretty Mcfunny. It made me Mclol.
So what's it mean when he gets a happy meal?
Lmfao I always order a McDick
Well this is mcfucking funny!!!!! Lol ;D
Omg I just spit out my water when I finished reading that!!
That was fucking hilarious
I wish I could have seen that persons face. I swear I would have laughed my ass off if I was the one workin
If I worked at McDonalds. That wouldn't even annoy me.
This just turned around my crappy day. Laughed till it hurt
Oh my god. ME TOO!!!
Thats my area code lol think I know the person who did this
I'm going to MAC Donalds tonight and using these "McPhrases" when I'm ordering
Once I new a guy that found rat shit on his food
7:29_Lmao! Mclarious.....that's fuckin' funny
Lmao.., Epic Win
That's greatttt, hahaha.
Lmfao this made my frickin day
U mctold him
I can't understand why people think this is funny. It's yawn and it's rude.
ha ha i work there
Word of advice dont make peoplead that hamdle stuff u have to ingest
Word for word. Exact same text was on here hast week. Mods must be on vaca...
This TFLN is McFunny!!! lol
Ah haha wow
ima sooo do this. "um, hey, excuse me, but uh, you mcfucked up my fry size. FIX IT."
That's mcfuckin awesome!!! Lol
This person deserves to get a million mcflurrys for free. They win.
McEpic. now lets get the McFuck outta here.
Lol and was his name mclovin?
Would you like some fries with that Epic McWin?
Virginia haha gotta love it
What's with the In Soviet Russia?
this is one of the best posts i've seen on tfln. So funny.
I legit laughed out loud
Wow notice how the two douche bags that said mctitties posted at the same time
it really must suck to work there
I just mcpissed my passed. Bravo my friend.
10:25, I don't have a sister. Only a girlish brother
Wow. You showed him, tough guy.
That is so fucking funny
You mcburned that bitch!
That is the funniest text on here.
This should be num 1
$500 9:27 has no girlfriend and lives in his mothers basement
I did that last weekend lmao they gave me Orep instead of m
That was the egg mcmuffin of disses
That's something my kids would say
Hahahaha it does boggle the mind
I want to try that
Hahaha you mcfucked up I would say\nU mcfucked up you mcwhore
Haha poor guy. I would mcfuckingquit! Say I'd fix it and mcfuckingthrow it in your face
I'm so doing that
Omg that's awesome.
This is hilarious.! <3
I bet ur a douche bag when ur drunk lol!
Did anyone notice that if u start at like 742, u gotta go thru like 4 or 5 msgs 2 trace it back to the original point?!? Lmfao
@4:56..just give up hope now of soviet Russia guy ever leaving tfln. He has no life and comments on every text on this page. We should just all ignore his comments and maybe he'll go waste his time on another website.
Ohemmgee.. This made my chest hurt I laughed so hard!
Well let's hope he dot MCFUCK UP again, it might be deadly
The funniest part about this is that all the mc-employees are mcpissed off and giving you shit about it! Everyone that doesn't agree that's hilarious obviously works at mcdonalds and I'm not surprised. Mctitties.
My god I am dying!