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  • Oh foolish worker bee, i'm your fucking queen -Tim kasher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:10pm
  • Funny stuff. The director and author refer to the narrator as Jack. Best info learned from commentaries. Booyah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:15am
  • First rule about Fight Club is, don't post Jack's haikus on TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:28pm
    • his name wasn’t jack...\nthe narrator was nameless. nice try though

      Submitted by alphabet on Jan 17, 10 at 2:25am
      • i was gonna comment and say you are wrong, but you are correct, well done sir, i must say... well done

        Submitted by pancakeRgood on Jan 17, 10 at 8:28am
      • "i am jack's complete lack of surprise." so his name isn't jack, but what else are you gonna call him? the narrator? fuck that

        Submitted by frawd on Jan 18, 10 at 4:00am
  • Hahaha this is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:14pm
  • His name was Jack. Chuck said so himself in one of his Q

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:33pm
  • Amazing haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:01pm
  • He was Joe in the book. You posers. Neuter Yourselvses with pills and smoke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:39am
    • Actually the narrator was nameless in the book, and in the movie as far as I know, but I've only seen the movie once, I've read the book three or four times..

      Submitted by marieeee on Jan 21, 10 at 5:02am
  • so uh this made me laugh

    Submitted by reaper4012 on Jan 17, 10 at 9:56pm
  • Someone was watching fight club last night.

    Submitted by Shuya on Jan 16, 10 at 1:20pm
  • Dude! I totally just watched Fight Club for the first time last night! This text is awesome!

    Submitted by Whatever on Jan 16, 10 at 1:57pm
  • Why the fuck would someone not naming any times go look up the area code just assuming, And also because a shit load of people move to Hawaii to smoke k? Foreal 808 all day baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:31am
  • Ok I was reading these comments and then I saw it the fuck tard know it all who said Jack and Tyler durdant are the same person. I hate you did you even watch the movie? Brad Pitt and Edward norton are both Tyler durdant Jack is a fictional goddamn character who was in the book s in the basement of that shitty house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 1:35pm
    • if you gonna be that fucking aggressive about it, at least make some sense, Tyler Durden not Durdant you fucking idiot.

      Submitted by Hodge101 on Oct 29, 10 at 9:41am
  • hahaha...awesome fight club reference. best tfln in a long time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:07pm
  • Doesn't sound like poking smot sounds like som CID or shrooms lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:10pm
  • First rule about Fight Club: don't post Jack's haiku from Fight Club

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:31pm
  • Damn I moderated a lot of texts that made it the past 2 days.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 16, 10 at 1:08pm
  • Hey fucko, my girlfriend rolls the blunt then blows me. So tell me, how does my dick taste? *sluuuuurppppp*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:33am
  • Dude i wanna get high right now

    Submitted by makamae on May 4, 10 at 12:10am
  • Lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:10am
  • Hahahaha I've had many converstations like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Atta boy 808, keep it real bruddah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:23pm
  • Actually his name was Cornelius. Duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 10:42am
  • From the fight club

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:00am
  • bahahahahaha

    Submitted by ayojdeezy on Jan 19, 10 at 2:06pm
  • Fight club reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:02pm
  • Jack is the name used to refer to the narrator dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:36pm
    • Wrong. The narrator's name is Tyler Durden. "Jack" is an ironic name that he makes up to refer to the magazine series with stories from the perspective of bodily organs, thus: "I am Jack's total lack of surprise", "I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection". Look it up.

      Submitted by TheFirstRule on Jan 19, 10 at 12:47am
  • Tyler Durden and Jack are the same person you stupid fucks. Watch the movie again and realize how stupid you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:04am
    • !!!! For the last time, "Jack" is NOT a person. Tyler is the name of the narrator. The reference to "Jack" comes from the magazine articles littering the broken down house. The name "Jack" has nothing to do whatsoever with the narrator.

      Submitted by TheFirstRule on Jan 19, 10 at 12:49am
  • Cornelius was just the name he used at testicular cancer. He used other names as well like Tyler or Ralph. Jack( or Joe in the book) comes from the organ articles in readers digesst. The narrator has no REAL name that the audience discovers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:38pm
  • 1:28, that's not Jack's haiku. It's Tyler Durden's. Jack is the guy that used to live in the house he lives in. He just says "I am Jack's..." because that was in all those books in the house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:17pm
    • Many people refer to Edward Norton's character as The Narrator, or in some cases, Jack, as that is what he was called in the original screenplay.

      Submitted by Xaith on Jan 16, 10 at 7:37pm
      • Not my words, but this sums it up the best:\n\nEdward Norton's character was actually Tyler Durden. In the movie he didn't have a name.\n\nWhen he was talking to Marla on the phone he actually asked her what his name was - and she said Tyler Durden. That was the twist in the movie....

        Submitted by TheFirstRule on Jan 19, 10 at 12:51am
  • Bahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:53am
  • oh, tyler durden.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Hasn't anyone noticed that the area codes say they're from Hawaii and Pennsylvania? That's one helluva commute, no?

    Submitted by Dave on Jan 16, 10 at 2:33pm
    • I am going to take the parsimonious route and say maybe they go to school together in Hawaii or PA.

      Submitted by anon33 on Jan 16, 10 at 2:38pm
    • Usually when you go away to school you keep your number from back home.

      Submitted by lovecitylights on Jan 16, 10 at 11:39pm
  • 10:42 is FUCKING RETARDED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:45pm
  • first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:09pm
  • When you post from mobile you can't use the (1-original area code) thing to show a reply so they might have just used a random one because they couldn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:19am
  • Favorite for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:24pm
  • f1rsties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:07pm
  • Hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:32am
  • ::yawn:: lame. Im sure you stoner teens will hate this comment so here's my pre-emptive fuck you and your small cocks. i bang your gf's while youre getting high.

    Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 16, 10 at 1:15pm
  • Jack is the name given to Ed Norton's character in the screenplay only.

    Submitted by AlexMcFly on Jan 19, 10 at 7:22pm
  • Very clever for a stoner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Gentlemen and Lady, did we learn nothing from this masterpiece? This is not your haiku, nor is it my haiku; This isn't Jack's nor is it Tyler's. This is our haiku. so stop bitching about it and ruining it for the rest of us.

    Submitted by unorthodox_spork on Nov 25, 10 at 3:23am
  • I can totally see this person just rocking back and forth wispering this lmao

    Submitted by 6666 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:29pm
  • hahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 6:16am
  • Love it.

    Submitted by ATRiUS on Jan 17, 10 at 6:22am
  • bwahahahahahaha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:25pm
  • going from pennsylvania to hawaii to smoke? that's dedication,,

    Submitted by shannontaylor12 on Jan 18, 10 at 3:39pm
  • The narrator doesn't have a name. He's just the narrator. That doesn't mean his name is Tyler Durden either. Tyler is a personality he made up to cope with life. Just watch the DVD commentary with David finches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:41pm
  • I am jacks flaming sense of rejection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 10:32pm
  • LMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:53pm
  • In the book it is implied that Jack could be the narrators name, but that is just an implication there's nothing official! And I must say I'm getting pissed off about how many of you are talking about watching the movie! If you have only seen the movie you are not allowed to correct anyone..... because you don't even know half of the story!!!

    Submitted by lollygagger on Feb 16, 10 at 8:31pm
  • i laughed hard at this one

    Submitted by 6Rockstar9 on Jul 4, 11 at 10:01am
  • 814 represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:56am
  • Fff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:08pm
  • LOL. fucking awesome.

    Submitted by shootz on May 25, 11 at 6:17am
  • Fight club yess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:50am
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