i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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That would be sick.....
Call it a manateeny..
How about tiny narwhal?
It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.
OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!
adorable till that bitch breaks the glass
bad fucking ass
Great ideas happen when high
Tiny giant squid
the below statement is true\nthe above statement is false
this statement is false.
Also, a puppy-sized elephant.
Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.
Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha
Fuck yeah tiny manatee
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!
I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...
You just made my day!
Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!!
I want one!
Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!
This just made my weekend better.
I kind of want one too
Oh, the huge manatee
narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns
Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator
I want a tiny manatee....:(
Tiny sharks would be better...
dammit, now I want one...
That would be fuckin amazing!!!
Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...
Put your dick in the bowl; same results.
If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.
That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".
Yea this person was sooooo high lol
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!
That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)
That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!
Gainesville at it's finest!!!
BEST. POST. EVVVVEEEERRR.
I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your hand...it was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!
That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard
THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol
this is fucking amazing.
That was my best friend.
fuck yeah tiny seaking?
How am I the first commenter?
I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.
Not sick at all that's hilarious
Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!
God bless Citrus County!
Omg, win! Yes yes :D
Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!
i wan one!!!
Wow this guy was on something lol
FUCK YES TO TINY GIANT ANIMALS!
A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.
No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!
Best idea everrr!!!
This is the best thought EVER !
this is disturbingly happy making
and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.
FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha
Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.
I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!
I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs
if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln
what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass
Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?
Best quote of the week!
One of the best in a long time
All three would be fucking amazing
roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"
i'm not sure i get this
I <3 stoners.
Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)
sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!
right there with you man!
Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.
You mustve been high.... Lol!
quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.
FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!
Fuck this awesomeness
no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.
Best idea ever
Best thing ever
omg mitch hedberg god a cell
Will you marry me?
Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD
Lol I love this
tht would be fucking sweet
This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.
That is the best idea ever
That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.
That's an awesome idea!!!!!!
How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME
Hahaha dream come trueee
Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin
Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!
Now this is funny hahaha
Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever
hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!
This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.
I fucking love this person.
This belongs on highdeas!
You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids
you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.
Would it be called a manateeny?
A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.
I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober
How is this even funny?
Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?
I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.
Fuck yes lol
That would be almost as epic as my dick
OMG your all nerds
I want one! 8-)
why not a whale sized goldfish?
I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees
Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome
eff yea, man. xD
Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!
Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal
I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high
i love that song
That's the best idea I've heard in so long.
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!
Haha that would be BADASS!
NARWHAL OF DEATHHHHH
This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.
It's definately an oxymoron
This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.
yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)
this is op. i wasn't high.
I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D
Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.
Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you
Ur my frickin idol
This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!
I wannabe OP's friend!!
XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.
Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?
because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?
Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned
that would be fuckin awesome
This needs to be a t-shirt!!
Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!
this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard
Freshwater stingrays are avaliable...next up. The manatee!!!
To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...
Opulence -- I has it.
I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive
I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!
I want what ur smokin
You are probably a fuckin genius
Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high
I laugh every time I read this. XD
BAHAHA, totally saved and posted
fucking awesome. id buy my one