i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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That would be sick.....
Call it a manateeny..
How about tiny narwhal?
It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.
OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!
adorable till that bitch breaks the glass
bad fucking ass
Great ideas happen when high
Tiny giant squid
the below statement is true\nthe above statement is false
this statement is false.
Also, a puppy-sized elephant.
Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.
Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha
Fuck yeah tiny manatee
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!
You just made my day!
I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...
Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!!
I want one!
Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!
I kind of want one too
This just made my weekend better.
narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns
Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator
I want a tiny manatee....:(
Oh, the huge manatee
Tiny sharks would be better...
Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...
dammit, now I want one...
Put your dick in the bowl; same results.
That would be fuckin amazing!!!
BEST. POST. EVVVVEEEERRR.
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!
That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)
Yea this person was sooooo high lol
Gainesville at it's finest!!!
If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.
That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".
That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!
That was my best friend.
I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your hand...it was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!
this is fucking amazing.
I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.
That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard
How am I the first commenter?
THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol
fuck yeah tiny seaking?
Not sick at all that's hilarious
God bless Citrus County!
Wow this guy was on something lol
Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!
Omg, win! Yes yes :D
Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!
A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.
I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!
i wan one!!!
and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.
Best quote of the week!
FUCK YES TO TINY GIANT ANIMALS!
One of the best in a long time
Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.
Best idea everrr!!!
FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!
No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!
I <3 stoners.
FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha
right there with you man!
This is the best thought EVER !
Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)
All three would be fucking amazing
roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"
this is disturbingly happy making
Fuck this awesomeness
sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!
i'm not sure i get this
Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.
I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs
if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln
what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass
Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?
That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.
Best idea ever
Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD
How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME
quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.
Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!
no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.
This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.
tht would be fucking sweet
Will you marry me?
Hahaha dream come trueee
That's an awesome idea!!!!!!
You mustve been high.... Lol!
omg mitch hedberg god a cell
Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever
Lol I love this
Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.
hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!
Best thing ever
This belongs on highdeas!
This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.
I fucking love this person.
Would it be called a manateeny?
Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin
I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees
A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.
That is the best idea ever
I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober
How is this even funny?
You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids
you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.
Now this is funny hahaha
I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.
That would be almost as epic as my dick
OMG your all nerds
eff yea, man. xD
Fuck yes lol
I want one! 8-)
Haha that would be BADASS!
Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome
why not a whale sized goldfish?
Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!
It's definately an oxymoron
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!
This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.
That's the best idea I've heard in so long.
NARWHAL OF DEATHHHHH
Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal
This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.
Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you
I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high
i love that song
I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D
yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)
this is op. i wasn't high.
XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.
Ur my frickin idol
Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.
that would be fuckin awesome
Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned
This needs to be a t-shirt!!
Opulence -- I has it.
this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard
Freshwater stingrays are avaliable...next up. The manatee!!!
This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!
To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...
I want what ur smokin
I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive
Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?
because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?
I wannabe OP's friend!!
Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!
I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!
You are probably a fuckin genius
Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high
BAHAHA, totally saved and posted
fucking awesome. id buy my one
I laugh every time I read this. XD