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  • Submitted by nrs1231 on Jun 13, 10 at 9:22am

    That would be sick.....

    • Submitted by ojg15 on Feb 28, 11 at 2:11am

      Call it a manateeny..

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 13, 10 at 9:44am

    How about tiny narwhal?

    • Submitted by gutsout on Jun 13, 10 at 6:17pm

      It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.

    • Submitted by tryzub20 on Jun 13, 10 at 9:00pm

    • Submitted by sinistar on Jun 14, 10 at 11:12am

      OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!

      • Submitted by superafro on Jul 30, 11 at 1:40am

        adorable till that bitch breaks the glass

    • Submitted by kalec545545 on Sep 24, 11 at 3:08am

      bad fucking ass

  • Submitted by dingo7512 on Jun 13, 10 at 9:33am

    Great ideas happen when high

  • Submitted by sasquatch7171 on Jun 13, 10 at 11:08am

    Tiny giant squid

  • Submitted by chryssie on Jun 13, 10 at 6:48pm

    Also, a puppy-sized elephant.

    • Submitted by bubbutt on Jun 13, 10 at 9:06pm


    • Submitted by Cannikin on Jun 14, 10 at 12:40pm

      Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.

      • Submitted by mGEN on Jun 17, 10 at 2:21pm

        Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha

  • Submitted by reas0n on Jun 13, 10 at 1:53pm

    Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!

  • Submitted by CrookedPitch on Jun 13, 10 at 10:19am

    I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...

  • Submitted by mixtape on Jun 13, 10 at 11:03am

    Fuck yeah tiny manatee

  • Submitted by omg_its_hayley on Jun 13, 10 at 9:48am

    Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!

  • Submitted by myekno on Jun 13, 10 at 10:09am

    Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!! 

  • Submitted by anon33 on Jun 13, 10 at 11:19am

    This just made my weekend better.

  • Submitted by nodaybut_today on Jun 13, 10 at 9:50am

    I kind of want one too

  • Submitted by kelbaby on Jun 15, 10 at 6:58am

    You just made my day!

  • Submitted by whatupbee on Jun 13, 10 at 9:17am

    I want one!

  • Submitted by usmc3112 on Jun 13, 10 at 10:51am

    That would be fuckin amazing!!!

  • Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 9, 10 at 10:16pm

    dammit, now I want one...

  • Submitted by rhythmbandit on Jun 14, 10 at 2:34am

    Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator

  • Submitted by vikings8454 on Jun 13, 10 at 11:41am

    That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard

  • Submitted by da_klutch on Jul 1, 10 at 2:46pm

    narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 5:11pm

    Oh, the huge manatee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 3:55pm

    If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.

    • Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 7:43pm

      That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".

  • Submitted by baller168 on Jun 13, 10 at 9:17am

    Tiny sharks would be better...

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 13, 10 at 10:42pm

    Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...

  • Submitted by imthatchick44 on Jul 12, 11 at 3:04am


  • Submitted by courtseyflush on Jun 13, 10 at 12:49pm


  • Submitted by maykay299 on Jun 13, 10 at 10:57am

    That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!

  • Submitted by lizyyyy on Jun 13, 10 at 12:01pm

    That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)

  • Submitted by a_bazinga on Oct 8, 10 at 3:34pm

    That was my best friend.

  • Submitted by party654 on Nov 14, 11 at 12:36am

    How am I the first commenter?

  • Submitted by sneaky1 on Jun 21, 10 at 2:28am

    this is fucking amazing.

  • Submitted by CODplayingchick on Mar 27, 11 at 1:46pm

    Put your dick in the bowl; same results.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 13, 10 at 11:33pm

    I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!

  • Submitted by supalaina on Jun 16, 10 at 12:30am

    Fuck yeah tiny manatee!

  • Submitted by thecreepergirl1 on Jul 2, 11 at 11:56pm

    I want a tiny manatee....:(

  • Submitted by abbi on Jun 13, 10 at 1:42pm

    I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.

  • Submitted by peggysue19 on Jun 13, 10 at 9:48am


  • Submitted by gir5022 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:08am

    Yea this person was sooooo high lol

  • Submitted by thyphenrav5 on Jun 13, 10 at 4:32pm

    fuck yeah tiny seaking?

  • Submitted by omg_its_hayley on Jul 10, 10 at 1:00am

    Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD

  • Submitted by bettyluvscky on Jun 14, 10 at 11:35pm


  • Submitted by Timegod12 on Jun 13, 10 at 4:19pm

    I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!

  • Submitted by Pegpipe21 on Dec 12, 11 at 5:16pm

    Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!

  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 13, 10 at 12:06pm

    THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol

  • Submitted by lmaonights on Jun 13, 10 at 11:18pm

    Not sick at all that's hilarious

  • Submitted by Farsidesweet on Jun 14, 10 at 10:33am

    This is the best thought EVER !

  • Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 14, 10 at 8:42am

    Omg, win! Yes yes :D

  • Submitted by Kitt3nXO on Jun 13, 10 at 11:56pm


  • Submitted by roflchopter17 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:50pm


  • Submitted by xjsman89 on Jun 14, 10 at 10:31am

    Haha hilarious

  • Submitted by spurtiic on Jun 13, 10 at 2:21pm

    Best quote of the week!

  • Submitted by shackel13 on Jun 13, 10 at 12:18pm

    Best idea ever

  • Submitted by steelrumor on Jun 13, 10 at 10:44am

    All three would be fucking amazing

  • Submitted by photogirl07 on Jul 11, 11 at 12:54am

    Wow this guy was on something lol

  • Submitted by SillySteff on Jun 13, 10 at 9:57pm

    Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!

  • Submitted by blender on Jun 13, 10 at 10:17am

    right there with you man!

  • Submitted by badnite783 on Jun 13, 10 at 4:38pm

    Gainesville at it's finest!!!

  • Submitted by evry1nosimsxy on Jun 13, 10 at 8:07pm

    Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.

  • Submitted by geometerher on Jul 23, 10 at 2:04am

    and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 9:34pm

    You mustve been high.... Lol!

  • Submitted by maddieraptor on Jun 17, 10 at 9:44pm

    I fucking love this person.

  • Submitted by alyshayo on Jun 13, 10 at 4:35pm

    I <3 stoners.

  • Submitted by Mcwaddle on Mar 18, 11 at 12:42am

    omg mitch hedberg god a cell

  • Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jun 14, 10 at 10:41am

    quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.

  • Submitted by pavo37 on Aug 30, 11 at 2:30am

    Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.

  • Submitted by geometerher on Jun 24, 10 at 9:33pm

    no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.

  • Submitted by burgermeister on Jun 14, 10 at 11:03pm

    God bless Citrus County!

  • Submitted by iheartpolarbears on Jul 26, 11 at 9:35am

    A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.

  • Submitted by emmypuffy0615 on Dec 4, 10 at 3:19pm

    FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!

  • Submitted by justjess90 on Jul 15, 11 at 6:16pm

    How is this even funny?

  • Submitted by mlancour on Jun 13, 10 at 11:25am

    Best idea everrr!!!

  • Submitted by chacon206 on Jun 27, 10 at 4:10pm

    No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!

  • Submitted by FratboysAreGay on Jun 13, 10 at 2:10pm

    Now this is funny hahaha

  • Submitted by XeroPsyche on Aug 8, 10 at 4:50pm

    This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.

  • Submitted by tabbygirl1 on Jun 26, 10 at 1:50am

    How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME

  • Submitted by KaytiCat on Jun 13, 10 at 1:26pm

    I want one!

  • Submitted by divadollstylist on Jun 17, 10 at 3:48pm

    Typical Floridian.

  • Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 13, 10 at 2:54pm

    Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)

  • Submitted by veronnie on Jul 1, 11 at 5:20am

    this is disturbingly happy making

  • Submitted by visavolleyplayer on Jun 22, 10 at 11:49pm

    Hahaha dream come trueee

  • Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Dec 8, 11 at 9:50pm

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin

  • Submitted by Skibadeebee on Aug 13, 10 at 10:01pm

    Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?

  • Submitted by kissyincanada on Jun 13, 10 at 6:07pm

    sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!

  • Submitted by Aunt_Country on Jul 15, 10 at 5:31pm

    A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.

  • Submitted by athenry87 on Jun 14, 10 at 12:17am

    Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal

  • Submitted by Dawnalisa526 on Aug 25, 12 at 10:03pm

    Fuck yes lol

  • Submitted by cowgirlup1912 on Feb 22, 11 at 10:35pm

    Will you marry me?

  • Submitted by Sexyboyy on Jun 13, 10 at 12:50pm

    tht would be fucking sweet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 1:40am


  • Submitted by Maple23 on Jun 14, 10 at 11:14pm

    FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha

  • Submitted by SWAPride on Nov 13, 10 at 1:11am

    roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"

  • Submitted by brownjesus on Aug 26, 10 at 11:26pm

    Best thing ever

  • Submitted by ivylilianm on Jun 13, 10 at 5:36pm

    I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs

    • Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 13, 10 at 5:53pm

      if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln

      • Submitted by 123456789 on Jun 15, 10 at 3:29am

        what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass

    • Submitted by ojg15 on Feb 28, 11 at 2:08am

      Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?

  • Submitted by gatormustang on Jun 13, 10 at 12:19pm

    Whatup Gainesville!

  • Submitted by Hubby69 on Sep 10, 12 at 12:17am

    i wan one!!!

  • Submitted by mejohnson on Jun 13, 10 at 8:05pm

    i'm not sure i get this

  • Submitted by ywilson on Jun 13, 10 at 6:29pm

    So funny!

  • Submitted by nanda on Oct 29, 10 at 3:53pm

    Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever

  • Submitted by bigsurge on Jun 15, 10 at 1:06am

    hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!

  • Submitted by kross314 on Jun 14, 10 at 1:25am

    Yeah 12:06!

  • Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 13, 10 at 8:22pm

    That's an awesome idea!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 11:47am


  • Submitted by rachelanddare on Jun 13, 10 at 4:55pm

    Haha that would be BADASS!

  • Submitted by dragonfly15 on Jun 13, 10 at 11:17am

    Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome

  • Submitted by khaoticvayne on Jan 23, 12 at 11:26pm

    That is the best idea ever

  • Submitted by babe on Jun 19, 10 at 7:15am

    I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober

  • Submitted by geometerher on Jun 24, 10 at 9:27pm

    this is op. i wasn't high.

  • Submitted by Authoress on Jun 23, 10 at 5:51pm

    This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.

  • Submitted by AndLoveSaidNo on Jun 13, 10 at 4:43pm

    You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids

    • Submitted by RRstr926 on Jun 29, 10 at 11:55am

      you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.

  • Submitted by p8ntkid13 on Oct 2, 11 at 6:22pm

    Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!

  • Submitted by Graciee on Jul 14, 11 at 10:19pm

    Would it be called a manateeny?

  • Submitted by allybrat on Jul 9, 10 at 5:52am

    I want one! 8-)

  • Submitted by mona_wheeler on Jun 14, 10 at 1:28am

    XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.

  • Submitted by yo1 on Apr 18, 11 at 1:27am


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 2:14am

    Lol I love this

  • Submitted by batmansgotham on Jun 13, 10 at 5:15pm

    To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...

  • Submitted by mitchee on Jun 30, 10 at 10:56pm

    Fuck this awesomeness

  • Submitted by tigerpaw on Jun 21, 10 at 10:03pm

    I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.

  • Submitted by jawsshark on Jun 13, 10 at 10:15pm

    Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 13, 10 at 9:06pm

    why not a whale sized goldfish?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 12:07am

    Fucking A

  • Submitted by nellebelle on Jan 14, 12 at 2:17pm

    Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!

  • Submitted by fucksalt on May 15, 11 at 11:20pm

    That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.

  • Submitted by bubbutt on Jun 13, 10 at 9:03pm

    yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)

  • Submitted by ClareFTW on Jun 16, 10 at 10:45am

    It's definately an oxymoron

  • Submitted by Pearline on Apr 30, 12 at 7:15pm

    I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees

  • Submitted by kalec545545 on Sep 24, 11 at 3:03am

    because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?

  • Submitted by polomarco on Aug 12, 10 at 2:04am

    This belongs on highdeas!

  • Submitted by iheartoranges on Jun 13, 10 at 10:39am


  • Submitted by badnite783 on Jun 13, 10 at 9:52am

    Go Gainesville!!!

  • Submitted by gibsonguitar193 on Jul 5, 10 at 8:28am

    That's the best idea I've heard in so long.

  • Submitted by surfer1 on Jun 13, 10 at 10:11am

    I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high

  • Submitted by 1046imbored on Jul 12, 10 at 12:07am

    I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D

  • Submitted by DjDgk on Jun 14, 10 at 6:19am

    I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!

  • Submitted by bsengiv on Jan 20, 12 at 11:24am

    This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.

  • Submitted by superrose on Oct 10, 10 at 3:21am

    Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you

  • Submitted by twilightsucksass on Jun 13, 10 at 12:53pm

    That would be almost as epic as my dick

  • Submitted by bnguyen on Jun 19, 12 at 8:02pm

    Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?

  • Submitted by archet776 on Jun 14, 10 at 8:39am

    Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!

  • Submitted by ooohlovemedead on Jun 14, 10 at 12:04am


  • Submitted by nickfj on Oct 13, 10 at 9:09pm

    OMG your all nerds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 3:59am

    I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive

  • Submitted by thatstonedchick on Jul 20, 10 at 8:29pm

    Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned

  • Submitted by JsDNa on Jan 17, 11 at 8:59pm

    Ur my frickin idol

  • Submitted by veebeeseesyou on Jun 15, 10 at 11:10pm

    eff yea, man. xD

  • Submitted by jollygymsocks on Jun 14, 10 at 1:44am

    Tiny penis?

  • Submitted by sheena on Jun 14, 10 at 2:40am

    One of the best in a long time

  • Submitted by totums76 on Aug 7, 10 at 3:04am

    Fuck yeah!!!

  • Submitted by jcrice on Jul 29, 10 at 3:49am

    Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:22pm

    Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.

  • Submitted by jokir82 on Jun 15, 10 at 11:59pm

    This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!

  • Submitted by dove85 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:18am

    This needs to be a t-shirt!!

  • Submitted by treesmokertea on Jun 13, 10 at 3:56pm

    this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard

  • Submitted by bitchfacee on Jun 18, 10 at 12:28pm

    Freshwater stingrays are up. The manatee!!!

  • Submitted by PolarBare on Jun 14, 10 at 12:11pm

    I wannabe OP's friend!!

  • Submitted by whittydoodle on Jun 14, 10 at 4:11am

    This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.

  • Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 7:39pm

    Opulence -- I has it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 10 at 12:07pm

    that would be fuckin awesome

  • Submitted by southernbelle12 on Jun 21, 11 at 2:23am

    I want what ur smokin

  • Submitted by effyou on Jun 13, 10 at 7:04pm

    So awesome.

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jan 4, 11 at 2:26pm

    I laugh every time I read this. XD

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  • Submitted by loganfearnow1 on Nov 26, 12 at 6:36pm

    You are probably a fuckin genius

  • Submitted by tommy1koz on Dec 28, 11 at 12:56pm

    fucking awesome. id buy my one

  • Submitted by allisonmybell10 on Jun 15, 10 at 5:47am

    BAHAHA, totally saved and posted

  • Submitted by sexilexi16 on Jun 14, 10 at 12:06am

    Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high