i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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How about tiny narwhal?
It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.
OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!
adorable till that bitch breaks the glass
bad fucking ass
That would be sick.....
Call it a manateeny..
Great ideas happen when high
Tiny giant squid
the below statement is true\nthe above statement is false
this statement is false.
Also, a puppy-sized elephant.
Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.
Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha
Fuck yeah tiny manatee
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!
I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...
You just made my day!
Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!!
This just made my weekend better.
Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!
I kind of want one too
I want one!
Oh, the huge manatee
I want a tiny manatee....:(
dammit, now I want one...
Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator
narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns
Tiny sharks would be better...
That would be fuckin amazing!!!
If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.
That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".
Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...
Put your dick in the bowl; same results.
That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!
That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard
Gainesville at it's finest!!!
BEST. POST. EVVVVEEEERRR.
That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)
Yea this person was sooooo high lol
THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol
I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your hand...it was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!
That was my best friend.
fuck yeah tiny seaking?
this is fucking amazing.
Not sick at all that's hilarious
How am I the first commenter?
Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!
I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.
FUCK YES TO TINY GIANT ANIMALS!
Wow this guy was on something lol
Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!
God bless Citrus County!
This is the best thought EVER !
Omg, win! Yes yes :D
All three would be fucking amazing
A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.
I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!
i wan one!!!
this is disturbingly happy making
Best idea everrr!!!
sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!
I <3 stoners.
Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.
I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs
if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln
what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass
Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?
and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.
No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!
quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.
Best quote of the week!
omg mitch hedberg god a cell
right there with you man!
Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.
FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!
roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"
You mustve been high.... Lol!
FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha
Best idea ever
One of the best in a long time
Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD
no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.
i'm not sure i get this
Will you marry me?
This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.
Best thing ever
This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.
Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)
That is the best idea ever
Fuck this awesomeness
hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!
tht would be fucking sweet
Lol I love this
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin
A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.
Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever
How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME
I fucking love this person.
Now this is funny hahaha
How is this even funny?
Hahaha dream come trueee
That's an awesome idea!!!!!!
Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?
This belongs on highdeas!
Fuck yes lol
Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.
You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids
you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.
That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.
I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.
I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees
That would be almost as epic as my dick
Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!
Would it be called a manateeny?
OMG your all nerds
I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober
Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome
This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.
I want one! 8-)
Haha that would be BADASS!
why not a whale sized goldfish?
Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!
I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D
Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal
It's definately an oxymoron
eff yea, man. xD
this is op. i wasn't high.
yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)
I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high
i love that song
Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.
XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.
That's the best idea I've heard in so long.
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!
because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?
This needs to be a t-shirt!!
NARWHAL OF DEATHHHHH
Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you
This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.
To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...
I wannabe OP's friend!!
this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard
that would be fuckin awesome
Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?
Ur my frickin idol
Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!
Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned
Freshwater stingrays are avaliable...next up. The manatee!!!
This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!
I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!
I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive
I want what ur smokin
Opulence -- I has it.
You are probably a fuckin genius
I laugh every time I read this. XD
BAHAHA, totally saved and posted
Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high
fucking awesome. id buy my one