i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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That would be sick.....
Call it a manateeny..
How about tiny narwhal?
It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.
OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!
adorable till that bitch breaks the glass
bad fucking ass
Great ideas happen when high
Tiny giant squid
the below statement is true\nthe above statement is false
this statement is false.
Also, a puppy-sized elephant.
Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.
Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!
Fuck yeah tiny manatee
I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...
Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!
Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!!
I kind of want one too
You just made my day!
This just made my weekend better.
I want one!
Oh, the huge manatee
Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator
I want a tiny manatee....:(
That would be fuckin amazing!!!
dammit, now I want one...
That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard
narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns
If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.
That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".
Tiny sharks would be better...
That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!
BEST. POST. EVVVVEEEERRR.
Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...
That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)
I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your hand...it was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!
That was my best friend.
How am I the first commenter?
this is fucking amazing.
I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.
fuck yeah tiny seaking?
Not sick at all that's hilarious
THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol
I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!
Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!
Put your dick in the bowl; same results.
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!
Wow this guy was on something lol
quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.
Yea this person was sooooo high lol
Gainesville at it's finest!!!
All three would be fucking amazing
A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.
Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD
Best idea everrr!!!
This is the best thought EVER !
Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.
Best quote of the week!
FUCK YES TO TINY GIANT ANIMALS!
FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!
No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!
right there with you man!
Omg, win! Yes yes :D
and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.
You mustve been high.... Lol!
Best idea ever
Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)
Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!
I fucking love this person.
How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME
God bless Citrus County!
I <3 stoners.
omg mitch hedberg god a cell
That is the best idea ever
no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.
i wan one!!!
Will you marry me?
sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!
How is this even funny?
Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.
A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.
i'm not sure i get this
Now this is funny hahaha
Best thing ever
Hahaha dream come trueee
Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever
This belongs on highdeas!
hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!
this is disturbingly happy making
This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.
Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!
You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids
you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.
That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.
I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs
if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln
what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass
Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?
Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?
One of the best in a long time
Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal
That's an awesome idea!!!!!!
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin
Would it be called a manateeny?
FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha
That would be almost as epic as my dick
tht would be fucking sweet
I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober
I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees
roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"
Lol I love this
yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)
This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.
Haha that would be BADASS!
This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.
I want one! 8-)
I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.
Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.
why not a whale sized goldfish?
Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!
I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D
Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome
Fuck this awesomeness
It's definately an oxymoron
Fuck yes lol
this is op. i wasn't high.
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!
I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high
i love that song
because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?
That's the best idea I've heard in so long.
XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.
To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...
I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!
This needs to be a t-shirt!!
Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you
NARWHAL OF DEATHHHHH
Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.
eff yea, man. xD
OMG your all nerds
I wannabe OP's friend!!
Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?
Freshwater stingrays are avaliable...next up. The manatee!!!
This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.
Ur my frickin idol
Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!
I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive
that would be fuckin awesome
Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned
this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard
This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!
I want what ur smokin
Opulence -- I has it.
I laugh every time I read this. XD
You are probably a fuckin genius
BAHAHA, totally saved and posted
Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high
fucking awesome. id buy my one