i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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That would be sick.....
Call it a manateeny..
How about tiny narwhal?
It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.
OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!
adorable till that bitch breaks the glass
bad fucking ass
Great ideas happen when high
Tiny giant squid
the below statement is true\nthe above statement is false
this statement is false.
Also, a puppy-sized elephant.
Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.
Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha
Fuck yeah tiny manatee
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!
You just made my day!
I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...
I want one!
Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!!
I kind of want one too
Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!
This just made my weekend better.
narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns
Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator
I want a tiny manatee....:(
Tiny sharks would be better...
Oh, the huge manatee
dammit, now I want one...
Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...
BEST. POST. EVVVVEEEERRR.
Put your dick in the bowl; same results.
That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!
Gainesville at it's finest!!!
That would be fuckin amazing!!!
I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.
Yea this person was sooooo high lol
That was my best friend.
If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.
That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".
That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!
How am I the first commenter?
A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.
this is fucking amazing.
I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your hand...it was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!
THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol
Not sick at all that's hilarious
Wow this guy was on something lol
fuck yeah tiny seaking?
That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard
God bless Citrus County!
Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!
Omg, win! Yes yes :D
I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!
Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!
i wan one!!!
Best idea everrr!!!
Best quote of the week!
and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.
This is the best thought EVER !
One of the best in a long time
FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!
No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!
Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.
FUCK YES TO TINY GIANT ANIMALS!
I <3 stoners.
All three would be fucking amazing
FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha
right there with you man!
roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"
sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!
Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)
Fuck this awesomeness
this is disturbingly happy making
Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.
Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.
Best idea ever
quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.
I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs
if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln
what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass
Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?
Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!
Will you marry me?
How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME
This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.
Hahaha dream come trueee
That's an awesome idea!!!!!!
That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.
i'm not sure i get this
omg mitch hedberg god a cell
I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees
Would it be called a manateeny?
Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD
no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.
tht would be fucking sweet
Lol I love this
Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever
You mustve been high.... Lol!
hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!
This belongs on highdeas!
This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.
I fucking love this person.
That would be almost as epic as my dick
That is the best idea ever
I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober
Best thing ever
eff yea, man. xD
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin
Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?
OMG your all nerds
A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.
How is this even funny?
It's definately an oxymoron
This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.
You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids
you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.
Haha that would be BADASS!
I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.
Now this is funny hahaha
Fuck yes lol
I want one! 8-)
That's the best idea I've heard in so long.
Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you
Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!
Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome
This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.
I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D
why not a whale sized goldfish?
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!
this is op. i wasn't high.
Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal
yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)
XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.
NARWHAL OF DEATHHHHH
I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high
i love that song
Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned
Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.
Ur my frickin idol
that would be fuckin awesome
This needs to be a t-shirt!!
To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...
I want what ur smokin
Opulence -- I has it.
I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive
this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard
Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!
Freshwater stingrays are avaliable...next up. The manatee!!!
because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?
Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?
This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!
I wannabe OP's friend!!
I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!
You are probably a fuckin genius
BAHAHA, totally saved and posted
Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high
fucking awesome. id buy my one
I laugh every time I read this. XD