i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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That would be sick.....
Call it a manateeny..
How about tiny narwhal?
It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.
OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!
adorable till that bitch breaks the glass
bad fucking ass
Great ideas happen when high
Tiny giant squid
the below statement is true\nthe above statement is false
this statement is false.
Also, a puppy-sized elephant.
Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.
Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha
Fuck yeah tiny manatee
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!
You just made my day!
I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...
I want one!
Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!!
I kind of want one too
Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!
This just made my weekend better.
narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns
Tiny sharks would be better...
Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator
I want a tiny manatee....:(
Oh, the huge manatee
BEST. POST. EVVVVEEEERRR.
Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...
dammit, now I want one...
That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)
Put your dick in the bowl; same results.
Gainesville at it's finest!!!
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!
That would be fuckin amazing!!!
I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.
Yea this person was sooooo high lol
If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.
That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".
That was my best friend.
How am I the first commenter?
I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your hand...it was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!
A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.
That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!
this is fucking amazing.
THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol
That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard
Not sick at all that's hilarious
Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!
Wow this guy was on something lol
God bless Citrus County!
fuck yeah tiny seaking?
Omg, win! Yes yes :D
I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!
Best idea everrr!!!
Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!
and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.
Best quote of the week!
i wan one!!!
One of the best in a long time
This is the best thought EVER !
Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.
FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!
right there with you man!
No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!
sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!
FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha
I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs
if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln
what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass
Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?
Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)
FUCK YES TO TINY GIANT ANIMALS!
I <3 stoners.
roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"
All three would be fucking amazing
this is disturbingly happy making
Fuck this awesomeness
This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.
That's an awesome idea!!!!!!
Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.
i'm not sure i get this
quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.
Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.
Best idea ever
That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.
I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees
Will you marry me?
How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME
Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!
omg mitch hedberg god a cell
Would it be called a manateeny?
Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD
no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.
Hahaha dream come trueee
This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.
Lol I love this
I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober
tht would be fucking sweet
Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever
You mustve been high.... Lol!
I fucking love this person.
That would be almost as epic as my dick
hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!
That is the best idea ever
This belongs on highdeas!
This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.
Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?
It's definately an oxymoron
Best thing ever
A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.
You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids
you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.
eff yea, man. xD
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin
How is this even funny?
OMG your all nerds
Haha that would be BADASS!
I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.
Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome
Fuck yes lol
Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you
That's the best idea I've heard in so long.
Now this is funny hahaha
Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!
I want one! 8-)
why not a whale sized goldfish?
I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D
This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!
this is op. i wasn't high.
XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.
I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high
i love that song
Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal
yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)
Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned
NARWHAL OF DEATHHHHH
Ur my frickin idol
that would be fuckin awesome
Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.
This needs to be a t-shirt!!
I want what ur smokin
To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...
this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard
I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive
Opulence -- I has it.
because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?
Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!
Freshwater stingrays are avaliable...next up. The manatee!!!
Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?
I wannabe OP's friend!!
This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!
I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!
You are probably a fuckin genius
BAHAHA, totally saved and posted
Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high
fucking awesome. id buy my one
I laugh every time I read this. XD