i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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How about tiny narwhal?
It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.
OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!
adorable till that bitch breaks the glass
bad fucking ass
That would be sick.....
Call it a manateeny..
Great ideas happen when high
Tiny giant squid
the below statement is true\nthe above statement is false
this statement is false.
Also, a puppy-sized elephant.
Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.
Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha
Fuck yeah tiny manatee
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!
I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...
You just made my day!
Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!!
I want one!
This just made my weekend better.
Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!
I kind of want one too
Oh, the huge manatee
narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns
I want a tiny manatee....:(
dammit, now I want one...
Tiny sharks would be better...
Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator
That would be fuckin amazing!!!
Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...
If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.
That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".
Put your dick in the bowl; same results.
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!
That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!
Yea this person was sooooo high lol
Gainesville at it's finest!!!
THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol
I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your hand...it was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!
That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)
That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard
BEST. POST. EVVVVEEEERRR.
That was my best friend.
fuck yeah tiny seaking?
this is fucking amazing.
Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!
Not sick at all that's hilarious
How am I the first commenter?
I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.
God bless Citrus County!
FUCK YES TO TINY GIANT ANIMALS!
Omg, win! Yes yes :D
i wan one!!!
Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!
Wow this guy was on something lol
This is the best thought EVER !
this is disturbingly happy making
A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.
All three would be fucking amazing
I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs
if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln
what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass
Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?
Best idea everrr!!!
and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.
sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!
I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!
Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.
I <3 stoners.
Best quote of the week!
No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!
FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha
quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.
Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.
right there with you man!
roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"
omg mitch hedberg god a cell
One of the best in a long time
You mustve been high.... Lol!
FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!
i'm not sure i get this
This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.
Best idea ever
no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.
tht would be fucking sweet
Best thing ever
Will you marry me?
Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD
This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.
Lol I love this
Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)
Fuck this awesomeness
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin
That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.
hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!
That is the best idea ever
Now this is funny hahaha
Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.
A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.
Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever
This belongs on highdeas!
How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME
That's an awesome idea!!!!!!
Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?
Hahaha dream come trueee
How is this even funny?
You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids
you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.
Fuck yes lol
I fucking love this person.
I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.
Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!
Would it be called a manateeny?
That would be almost as epic as my dick
I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober
I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees
OMG your all nerds
Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome
Haha that would be BADASS!
I want one! 8-)
eff yea, man. xD
why not a whale sized goldfish?
This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.
Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!
It's definately an oxymoron
I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high
i love that song
I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D
Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal
yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)
Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.
That's the best idea I've heard in so long.
this is op. i wasn't high.
XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!
NARWHAL OF DEATHHHHH
This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.
Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you
because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?
This needs to be a t-shirt!!
I wannabe OP's friend!!
To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...
Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?
Ur my frickin idol
that would be fuckin awesome
this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard
Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!
Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned
Freshwater stingrays are avaliable...next up. The manatee!!!
This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!
I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!
I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive
I want what ur smokin
Opulence -- I has it.
You are probably a fuckin genius
I laugh every time I read this. XD
BAHAHA, totally saved and posted
Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high
fucking awesome. id buy my one