i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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That would be sick.....
Call it a manateeny..
How about tiny narwhal?
It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.
OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!
adorable till that bitch breaks the glass
bad fucking ass
Great ideas happen when high
Tiny giant squid
the below statement is true\nthe above statement is false
this statement is false.
Also, a puppy-sized elephant.
Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.
Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!
Fuck yeah tiny manatee
I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...
Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!
Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!!
I kind of want one too
You just made my day!
This just made my weekend better.
I want one!
Oh, the huge manatee
dammit, now I want one...
Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator
I want a tiny manatee....:(
That would be fuckin amazing!!!
If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.
That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".
That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard
narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns
Tiny sharks would be better...
That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!
Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...
BEST. POST. EVVVVEEEERRR.
I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your hand...it was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!
That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)
That was my best friend.
fuck yeah tiny seaking?
How am I the first commenter?
Put your dick in the bowl; same results.
this is fucking amazing.
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!
THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol
Not sick at all that's hilarious
I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.
Gainesville at it's finest!!!
Wow this guy was on something lol
I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!
Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!
Yea this person was sooooo high lol
A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.
This is the best thought EVER !
All three would be fucking amazing
FUCK YES TO TINY GIANT ANIMALS!
Best idea everrr!!!
quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.
Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.
Best quote of the week!
Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD
No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!
Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!
FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!
Best idea ever
right there with you man!
You mustve been high.... Lol!
I <3 stoners.
God bless Citrus County!
Omg, win! Yes yes :D
i wan one!!!
omg mitch hedberg god a cell
How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME
Will you marry me?
sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!
and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.
no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.
Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.
How is this even funny?
Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)
i'm not sure i get this
this is disturbingly happy making
Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever
I fucking love this person.
That is the best idea ever
A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.
Best thing ever
This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.
This belongs on highdeas!
I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs
if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln
what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass
Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?
roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"
Now this is funny hahaha
Hahaha dream come trueee
hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!
One of the best in a long time
That's an awesome idea!!!!!!
Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?
Would it be called a manateeny?
FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha
Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!
You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids
you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.
Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin
tht would be fucking sweet
This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.
I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober
That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.
That would be almost as epic as my dick
I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D
Lol I love this
I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.
This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.
Haha that would be BADASS!
I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees
Fuck this awesomeness
why not a whale sized goldfish?
Fuck yes lol
Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.
Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome
Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!
I want one! 8-)
It's definately an oxymoron
yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)
That's the best idea I've heard in so long.
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!
XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.
I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high
i love that song
this is op. i wasn't high.
OMG your all nerds
because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?
This needs to be a t-shirt!!
NARWHAL OF DEATHHHHH
To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...
Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.
Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you
I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!
This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.
Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?
eff yea, man. xD
this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard
I wannabe OP's friend!!
that would be fuckin awesome
Freshwater stingrays are avaliable...next up. The manatee!!!
Ur my frickin idol
Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!
Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned
This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!
I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive
I want what ur smokin
Opulence -- I has it.
I laugh every time I read this. XD
You are probably a fuckin genius
Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high
BAHAHA, totally saved and posted
fucking awesome. id buy my one