i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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That would be sick.....
Call it a manateeny..
How about tiny narwhal?
It would definately be the cutest thing ever created.
OMFG. Narwhals are like a cross between dolphins and unicorns . How adorable!
adorable till that bitch breaks the glass
bad fucking ass
Great ideas happen when high
Tiny giant squid
the below statement is true\nthe above statement is false
this statement is false.
Also, a puppy-sized elephant.
Elephant sized puppies would be pretty awesome too.
Ummm that would be called Clifford the Big Red Dog kinda thing haha
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!!! Most epic post on tfln in a long time! I owe you a blunt!
Fuck yeah tiny manatee
I would love to have ALL those suggestions. A tiny manatee, a tiny shark, and a tiny narwhal. Not all in the same tank of course...
Haha, this is one that I actually laughed at!
Ahahaha!! They're few and far between but finally tfln has a good one!!
I kind of want one too
This just made my weekend better.
You just made my day!
I want one!
Haha Gainesville area code. So proud to be a gator
dammit, now I want one...
Oh, the huge manatee
That would be fuckin amazing!!!
That is just about the sickest high idea I have ever heard
narwals arent crosses between dolphins and unicorns they are whales with unicorn horns
If u want a tiny giant squid then just get a normal sized squid fucktard.
That's like saying "if you want a tiny hyena then just get a puppy".
That would be.... A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!
Tiny sharks would be better...
BEST. POST. EVVVVEEEERRR.
Dude! Perfect! Tiny sea animals... The sea monkeys could raise them...
I used to have dreams that I had miniature orca whales in a fish tank. They did tricks and flips and you could hold them in your hand...it was amazing so i am totally feelin this guy!!
That's the best fuckking idea anyone has ever said !!!!! :)
this is fucking amazing.
How am I the first commenter?
That was my best friend.
I think that's one of the best tflns I've ever read.
Fuck yeah tiny manatee!
I want a tiny manatee....:(
Not sick at all that's hilarious
Put your dick in the bowl; same results.
THAT wOULD BE INSANE!!! I want a pet giant squid lol
fuck yeah tiny seaking?
Hahaha! Laughing my ass off!
I shall now devote my life to the creation of the mini manatee!!!
FUCK YES TO TINY GIANT ANIMALS!
Yea this person was sooooo high lol
Ahahaha I laughed so hard at the last part of it :DD
All three would be fucking amazing
This is the best thought EVER !
Gainesville at it's finest!!!
Wow this guy was on something lol
Finally! A funny tfln. I really want a tiny narwhal and manatee now... Dang it.
Best quote of the week!
You mustve been high.... Lol!
Omg, win! Yes yes :D
quiet beagle. narwhales can suck my left nut. not the right one.
I fucking love this person.
I <3 stoners.
A narwhal would be like having a unicorn!! Ok still drunk.
and i don't even live in gainsville. made that shit up.
Best idea ever
right there with you man!
No no no what about fuckng tiny ass GREAT WHITE SHARKS. THATS WOULD BE FUCKING EXILERATING!
FUCK YEAH!!! I want a tiny manatee too!!!
Ya know this may have actually been a real text once.
How about little tiny mermaids that could swim around with little tiny dolphins in the tiny aquariums.....that was be AWESOME
Now this is funny hahaha
Tiny manatee -FUK YEAH ( sung to tune of Team America)
no, you can't be my friend, btw. i have no friends.
Hahahahahahahaha.\nBadass!\nFuck yeah tiny manatee!!
God bless Citrus County!
Best idea everrr!!!
omg mitch hedberg god a cell
Oh max I freakin love you this is prob your most awesome idea ever
How is this even funny?
this is disturbingly happy making
Will you marry me?
sniff! its like we were separated at birth BEST.IDEA.EVER!!!!
This text is incredible in every way, shape, and form.
A tiny SEACOW! My life has a new porpoise.
Hahaha dream come trueee
hysterical!!!!!!!!!! literally laughed out loud at work!
i wan one!!!
Best thing ever
I love how everyone thinks the op is high, I get these ideas all the time and I don't do drugs
if he wasnt high it wouldnt be on tfln
what?? stupid comment.... how would the people at tfln know if the op was high or not.. dumbass
Did your mum take enough while you were in the womb?
i'm not sure i get this
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say op was trippin
Pure, uncut awesome. \nHow's about a foot tall ostrich?
That is the best idea ever
roflmao I'd have daily parties just to be like "yeaaaa bruh. tiny manatee. bitches"
FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEEEEE hahahahhahahahaha
Yes screw alt fuels I want a tiny ocean mammal
That's an awesome idea!!!!!!
Lol I love this
Hell ya fucking bad ass I'd keep it in the bath tube!!!
This is one of my favorite texts evar! Truly a fantastic night.
I think stuff like this all the time.. And I'm totally sober
tht would be fucking sweet
Fuck yes lol
Admit it. You are secretly VECTOR and you just stole the shrink ray!
yeah, except it would be better if it were a narwhal :)
You're the fucktard 3:55. Manatees are not squids
you're the fucktard, 3:55 was replying to someone else's comment. How hard is it to hit the reply button? I'm autistic and have downs' syndrome and I still found it.
Haha that would be BADASS!
Would it be called a manateeny?
That would equal the cuteness of a puppy sized elephant.
Fuck this awesomeness
Then make the bowl tiny to be like SHIT BIGASS NOW.
Awe the things you think of when high! Pure awesome
I just laughed out loud. Litterally really loud.
This belongs on highdeas!
This is from Ocala, not Citrus or Gainesville and the author was neither high nor drunk. The author was in fact straight edge. Sorry to disappoint.
I want one! 8-)
this is op. i wasn't high.
That would be almost as epic as my dick
I'd totally have a school of tiny manatees
That's the best idea I've heard in so long.
XD please, marry me. I think you're my soulmate.
It's definately an oxymoron
why not a whale sized goldfish?
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean!\nCausing a commotion!\nCoz they are so awesome!!
I've always wanted a tiny killer whale that I could keep in a fish bowl so I could be like fuck yeah tiny killer whale!
To AndLoveSaidNo: they aren't referring to the manatee dickweed, read the previous comments...
because they havent done this yet, does that mean science has indeed failed our world?
I look at this tfln like every day. It's too fucking hilarious! FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE!!!! ;D
I was gonna shrunk a manatee, but then I got high
i love that song
OMG your all nerds
Mini- killer whale and a mini- great white... Would be fun to watch.
Laughed heaps just then, hat tip to you
This needs to be a t-shirt!!
NARWHAL OF DEATHHHHH
Tiny Panda Bear??? Who's with me?
I wannabe OP's friend!!
eff yea, man. xD
One of the best in a long time
Ur my frickin idol
Tiny giraffe!!!!!! Justin beiber!!!
Hahahahaha y'all need to read this when ur stoned
This just isn't merely being high, this is being epically high. I salute you on a job well done!
I once crapped out a gold fish and it was still alive
that would be fuckin awesome
Freshwater stingrays are avaliable...next up. The manatee!!!
this is the most bomb idea i've ever heard
This is so fuckinh funny to me. Fucking manatees.
I want what ur smokin
Opulence -- I has it.
I laugh every time I read this. XD
You are probably a fuckin genius
fucking awesome. id buy my one
BAHAHA, totally saved and posted
Hahahahahah holy shit that was the best thing i have read all week. Thank you for being high