you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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Real fishes? Or crackers?
In Soviet Russia, goldfish drink best friend potion together and throw carpet on you!
Uh oh! Lol
You are a whore... Congrats
am i the only one that noticed that this text says BITCHES and not FISHES? the grammar police needs to work on their reading comprehension.
Everyone commenting on everyone else's poor grammar should really get a life...fucktards
bahahahaha omg I literally laughed out loud... love this!
HAHA i miss nights similar to these...
There's about a 99.9% chance I was with whoever sent this message
Can I join?
Haha holy shit that's halarious
Fishes isn't even a word anyway.
It's funny... And it's fun to be stupid sometimes ppl... Lighten up
A whales penis is called a dork
I agree with 9:09
Um 857 did you mean grammatically INcorrect ? Your a douche.
you mean YOU'RE, right? haha
Actually the correct plural of fish is "fishies"
Hey 12:15, way to look like a retard, retard. We are not discussing the op when referring to
fishes, we are speaking of a comment where someone used
10:06 go to hell u fucking dick
how far did they swim?
Is your cock delicious? ;)
It's fish, not "fishes"..
Don't correct grammer if you can't properly use "your" and "you're."
Wow... I just get on here to read funny texts... Everybody on here takes things waaaaaay too seriously.... Lighten up!!!
Lmfaoooo haha SWIM BITCHES!! that's the funniest shitt ever!!
Fishies? Maybe if you're in the republic of Tennesee..... Or Ar-Kansas
Wow the ppl commenting on these txts take them wayyy too seriously...geez relax.
Haha! I can't believe people are fighting about grammar. Does it really matter? You sound like a bunch of five-year-olds. Grow the fuck up
11:13- don't tell someone not to correct "grammer" if you can't spell grammar correctly.
729 we should meet lol
So what was in the potion?
I doubt the living fuck out of it
I love them fishes.... And cock.
After the bff potion u shoulda made a swimmy fish potion
You are a piece of shit you fucking racist asshole!!!!!! I hope you get hit by a fucking car!!! You are useless and you should die!!!
I'm from 251 and last night I went to a party an we passed around a fucking gallon jug of goldfish al night long
I doubt it
"best friends potion" - bloody brilliant haha
857: You do know that "fishes" is grammatically correct, right? You were just joking about that, right? Oh no, you weren't, were you? You ignorant, fucking, fool. Pick up a goddamn text book every now and then. Or, better yet, type in the word "fishes" in a search engine.
btw "fishes" is the proper plural form when talking about more than one species of fish. maybe if you had followed your own advice you would know that. =]
oops never mind, i'm obviously too hungover right now to do anything that involves logic. haha
"fishes" is most definitely NOT plural for fish.
YEEESSS!! 251 BITCHES!!!\n\nLove it!!
Wow I see the "251 BITCHES!" comment and wonder who the hell is that proud to be from fucking south Alabama? Then I look at the name and see Brandie Lou. Perfect.
ITS DA GRAMMUR NAZIS WATCH OUT!!!!!!!1!
Wow they passed another fucking text about gold fish. This site is lame as fuck now.
I love the fact that my friends and I do shit like this when we're sober...
How is this racist?
(515) hahahaha amazing
The grammar police need to calm the fuck down. This is hailarious
Am I the only one that realizes that THEY FUCKING KILLED SOME FISH