you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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Real fishes? Or crackers?
Uh oh! Lol
am i the only one that noticed that this text says BITCHES and not FISHES? the grammar police needs to work on their reading comprehension.
In Soviet Russia, goldfish drink best friend potion together and throw carpet on you!
You are a whore... Congrats
bahahahaha omg I literally laughed out loud... love this!
Everyone commenting on everyone else's poor grammar should really get a life...fucktards
A whales penis is called a dork
Haha holy shit that's halarious
HAHA i miss nights similar to these...
There's about a 99.9% chance I was with whoever sent this message
It's funny... And it's fun to be stupid sometimes ppl... Lighten up
Actually the correct plural of fish is "fishies"
Can I join?
Fishes isn't even a word anyway.
10:06 go to hell u fucking dick
I agree with 9:09
It's fish, not "fishes"..
how far did they swim?
11:13- don't tell someone not to correct "grammer" if you can't spell grammar correctly.
Um 857 did you mean grammatically INcorrect ? Your a douche.
you mean YOU'RE, right? haha
Is your cock delicious? ;)
Fishies? Maybe if you're in the republic of Tennesee..... Or Ar-Kansas
Wow... I just get on here to read funny texts... Everybody on here takes things waaaaaay too seriously.... Lighten up!!!
Don't correct grammer if you can't properly use "your" and "you're."
Haha! I can't believe people are fighting about grammar. Does it really matter? You sound like a bunch of five-year-olds. Grow the fuck up
Hey 12:15, way to look like a retard, retard. We are not discussing the op when referring to
fishes, we are speaking of a comment where someone used
Wow the ppl commenting on these txts take them wayyy too seriously...geez relax.
I love them fishes.... And cock.
I doubt the living fuck out of it
You are a piece of shit you fucking racist asshole!!!!!! I hope you get hit by a fucking car!!! You are useless and you should die!!!
729 we should meet lol
So what was in the potion?
"best friends potion" - bloody brilliant haha
"fishes" is most definitely NOT plural for fish.
857: You do know that "fishes" is grammatically correct, right? You were just joking about that, right? Oh no, you weren't, were you? You ignorant, fucking, fool. Pick up a goddamn text book every now and then. Or, better yet, type in the word "fishes" in a search engine.
btw "fishes" is the proper plural form when talking about more than one species of fish. maybe if you had followed your own advice you would know that. =]
oops never mind, i'm obviously too hungover right now to do anything that involves logic. haha
I'm from 251 and last night I went to a party an we passed around a fucking gallon jug of goldfish al night long
After the bff potion u shoulda made a swimmy fish potion
Lmfaoooo haha SWIM BITCHES!! that's the funniest shitt ever!!
YEEESSS!! 251 BITCHES!!!\n\nLove it!!
ITS DA GRAMMUR NAZIS WATCH OUT!!!!!!!1!
Wow I see the "251 BITCHES!" comment and wonder who the hell is that proud to be from fucking south Alabama? Then I look at the name and see Brandie Lou. Perfect.
I doubt it
I love the fact that my friends and I do shit like this when we're sober...
Wow they passed another fucking text about gold fish. This site is lame as fuck now.
(515) hahahaha amazing
Am I the only one that realizes that THEY FUCKING KILLED SOME FISH
How is this racist?
The grammar police need to calm the fuck down. This is hailarious