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  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 12, 10 at 7:26pm

    Dude, your mom is a Cunt.

  • Submitted by callmescout on Jul 12, 10 at 7:23pm

    Ur mom and my mom should get together and teach parenting classes for failed women who become mothers

  • Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jul 12, 10 at 8:25pm

    people with normal parents just don't get it

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      Submitted by just_jd on Jul 13, 10 at 9:55am

      they really dont

  • Submitted by Tm153 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:22pm

    Run... Run away..

  • Submitted by MissScorpion on Jul 13, 10 at 12:14am

    i gotta agree, people with normal parents cannot appreciate this. i miss my psychotic beotch of a mother constantly ranting about how i shattered her dreams... shoulda used protection Ma lol

  • Submitted by christiechaos on Jul 13, 10 at 2:10am

    Poor thing. I want to give this person a hug

  • Submitted by newlowagain on Jul 13, 10 at 1:03am

    this is verbal abuse... it's not funny, it's scary and you should probably look into help

  • Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 12, 10 at 8:16pm

    What did you do? Does she usually go off for no reason or did you do something to justify the anthrax? Just saying...

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    Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 12, 10 at 6:25pm

    Sucks for Alias10. Major fail.

    • 51 66
      Submitted by alias10 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:40pm

      dont be hatin :P

  • 96 83
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 12, 10 at 7:31pm

    Been there god I love my mom

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    Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 8:13pm

    What an awful parent

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    Submitted by KeelyRae on Jul 12, 10 at 6:56pm

    Is it bad that I just made this one of my favorites? Lmao!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 13, 10 at 2:55am

    "Happy families are all alike. Unhappy families are all unhappy in their own, unique way." --Fyodor Dostoyevsky\n\nMan, that sucks. I know people whose parents used to pull this kind of verbal abuse, I truly wish I could make those parents pay for their kids' therapy bills.

    • 48 77
      Submitted by just_saying on Jul 13, 10 at 8:54am

      *-Leo Tolstoy\nSorry. I totally agree with you though.

      • 46 66
        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 13, 10 at 1:27pm

        Aw, crap. *feels stupid*

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    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Jul 12, 10 at 11:13pm

    This is depressing. Why is this on here? I want to laugh...

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:18am

    Very sad. Hang in there kid.

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    Submitted by MsSaurus on Jul 14, 10 at 2:13am

    Aw... This reminds me of my childhood. Nostalgia, take me away...

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    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 12, 10 at 10:24pm

    Just like her mother told her. Three cheers for tradition.

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    Submitted by bizarrefruit on Jul 13, 10 at 10:05am

    @mybizzy - what did he / she do to deserve this you ask??? NOTHING deserves this kind of verbal shit storm. \nIt's fucked and I want to give whoever this is hugs too :(

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    Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:07pm

    ... L is for love!

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      Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 6, 11 at 5:04pm

      oh my god you have my name AND say the same things i say. biffles?

  • 61 58
    Submitted by ronthebrit on Jul 13, 10 at 6:13pm

    That woman should be kicked in the cunt with her own foot, and then have her foot sewn permanently in there.

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    Submitted by schmuckers06 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:22am

    That's when you say, "OH YEAH?! I'LL PUT ARSENIC IN YOUR DINNER!!"

  • 73 82
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 9:57pm

    "first" bastards, die in a fire

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    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:34pm

    Must be a cheerleaders mom...

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    Submitted by rylieo on Jul 12, 10 at 11:49pm

    Stab her in the eye.

  • 74 85
    Submitted by anonymous25 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:42pm

    Thts just rude

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 16, 10 at 3:30am

    Harsh!!

  • 67 74
    Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on Jul 12, 10 at 9:10pm

    Fucking bitches with the name Rosamondmoonpie make me consider wanting to delete tfln

  • 72 84
    Submitted by EpikChick on Jul 12, 10 at 6:46pm

    Thats sad....aww.but hilarious.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Julyy on Jul 12, 10 at 6:17pm

    rude one

  • 66 75
    Submitted by schmuckers06 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:20am

    Haaaaa. That's when

  • 63 71
    Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:03am

    This belongs on Fuckmylife.

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    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 3:08am

    Must be a cheerleaders mom

  • 63 73
    Submitted by readdh on Jul 12, 10 at 9:50pm

    Harsh.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by bkeane1 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:42am

    Not the nicest thing she could have said

  • 61 75
    Submitted by dragonfartz on Jul 14, 10 at 10:44am

    Super harsh.. Unless its marsho's mom... Then understandable....... Must have been an ugly fire....

  • 64 82
    Submitted by RatedOMG on Jul 13, 10 at 10:02am

    My mom says that sometimes, but she's buying me a new mac so it's all good. B)

  • 52 59
    Submitted by bananaphone3 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:59am

    Ooh a Pennsylvania text. I'm so proud.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by medicallyinduced on Jul 13, 10 at 8:19am

    Thats so sad!!

  • 64 88
    Submitted by ahkdar on Jul 12, 10 at 9:51pm

    Prolly cuz the kid is a fuck.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by CaliforniaJay661 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:39pm

    Well, she should be proud you made it past the abortion, you're a fighter!

  • 57 75
    Submitted by cgoody on Jul 15, 10 at 2:04am

    hug?

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Megzii on Jul 14, 10 at 5:22am

    Homo q

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 9:29am

    That's the most horrible thing i've ever heard. I'm sorry.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Azrael on Jul 12, 10 at 9:05pm

    Awww... Makes me miss my mom. lol

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    Submitted by nopulp on Jul 13, 10 at 12:27am

    Oh goodness, this orange juice is delicious

    • 45 59
      Submitted by suckiteasyyy on Jul 13, 10 at 3:18am

      Kush anddddd Orange Juice is the best though haha

  • 54 74
    Submitted by emoBitch on Jul 13, 10 at 8:27am

    That seems like something my mom would do.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by juiceuno on Jul 13, 10 at 1:41am

    Lol classic

  • 50 68
    Submitted by rev00 on Oct 4, 10 at 12:49pm

    Hahaha that's great

  • 50 68
    Submitted by JustAGirl019 on Jul 13, 10 at 2:57pm

    Wow sounds like my dad thats weird

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    Submitted by Cricket76 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:05pm

    LOVE IT!!! I had a BF who's mom would throw books & shoes at us, then kick us out at 11pm to wonder Long Beach, CA!!! Also, my dad would spontaneously taken us to a park when my mom was having a 'mood'.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by jenjendenise on Jul 13, 10 at 3:45am

    Wow! That's soo fucked

  • 49 72
    Submitted by hxck on Jul 13, 10 at 11:00am

    Fake

  • 53 80
    Submitted by maddiee9797 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:11am

    I totally made this a favorite too. My mom is the exact same!

  • 54 85
    Submitted by synyster_gates on Jul 12, 10 at 9:41pm

    WTF was she drunk

  • 49 76
    Submitted by wtfwsd on Jul 14, 10 at 5:56pm

    Mothers<3

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 10 at 8:07am

    Sorry, you both get the loser award.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Jul 15, 10 at 5:10pm

    hahahaha if i'm ever cursed with a spawn i KNOW it will be called a little fuck for all of its life. this is a great text.

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    Submitted by badassninjax69 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:18am

    Funny... That's almost exactly what my mom said to me.

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    Submitted by RatedOMG on Jul 13, 10 at 10:05am

    @kesjaye - if you got her knocked up, it's your responsibility. End of story...

  • 46 75
    Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:24am

    @SMFIRERESCUE - no way to reply to comments with iPhone. Most pol just use name or time of post.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by sls1881 on Aug 12, 10 at 7:47am

    Oh god flash backs. U never truely miss them, normal just gets boring.

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    Submitted by roflberries on Aug 1, 10 at 11:47am

    That's soooooooooo funny

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 7:12pm

    first

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    Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 13, 10 at 1:27pm

    @ bizarrefruit: nothing? Really? What if he raped his sister or killed someone? I'm not saying op did this, bit there is a context where maybe the mom was justified. Out of context, the mom does sound like a horrible person, buy I'm wondering what op did out of curiosity...

  • 48 82
    Submitted by smfirerescue on Jul 13, 10 at 4:05am

    I have an iPhone. How do I comment on peoples comments??

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    Submitted by katypsu620 on Sep 19, 12 at 12:35am

    And people wonder why their kids turn out to be totally fucked up

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    Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 18, 10 at 10:25pm

    Even happy families have problems. But this is pretty harsh.

  • Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 13, 10 at 4:32am

    There are millions of kids that are a failed abortion in the world who are doing great things. Then there continues to be females out there getting pregnant even when the guy want no kids. Yeah he could use protection too. Having to pay for a kid you never wanted is wrong too. Just saying?

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    Submitted by DannDan on Jul 12, 10 at 9:33pm

    My favorite tfln ever hahahaha

  • Submitted by firedancersirka on Jul 12, 10 at 8:28pm

    Bahahahahahah!! That's way funny

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    Submitted by kallimist on Sep 21, 11 at 8:35pm

    Wow.

  • 45 92
    Submitted by dki94 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:43am

    .......…….......

  • 41 85
    Submitted by inyourpants on Jul 14, 10 at 4:33am

    That jus sucks, give her a huge "fuck you" from me

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 12, 10 at 6:41pm

    Posts like this make me consider deleting tfln

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 6:43pm

    first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 8:18pm

    prolly deserved it u cunt

  • Submitted by alias10 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:17pm

    i bet that wasnt the FIRST time she yelled that at you. hehe i am soo subtle..

    • 55 79
      Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:43pm

      that was...well simply horrible subtlety\n\n\nI feel like I spelled that wrong

      • 48 78
        Submitted by alias10 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:16pm

        apparently you did not get the sarcasm.

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          Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:47pm

          kind of hard to convey sarcasm in text