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  • 78 61
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:17pm

    mine should read "seriously-don't poke the bear"

  • 75 70
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 7:25pm

    Yup, I had a near death experience w tequila when I was 17 .. Many years later, my stomach still cringes when I'm within 15 feet of the demon brew.....

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 6:16pm

    Haha or "fritos" Deadly chili fritos.

  • 76 77
    Submitted by toxicfruitpunch on Jul 2, 10 at 12:19am

    Ta-kill-ya

  • 59 46
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Feb 16, 11 at 11:53pm

    "It sounded like a good idea at the time..."

  • 64 56
    Submitted by mooquackmeow on Aug 22, 10 at 11:01pm

    Really? Someone's username is their phone number? Stupid.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by drunkme on Jul 2, 10 at 4:27pm

    mine would be "redbull and vodka.... seriously?"\n\nwww.deardrunkme.com

  • 64 63
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:34am

    Hi, don't believe we've met! I'm Cameron\nCall me!

  • 70 80
    Submitted by britney09 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:11pm

    That will be mine too!!!

  • 69 78
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 1, 10 at 7:31pm

    Love it!!!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by mecopoly on Jul 1, 10 at 7:17pm

    That's because they're so good!

  • 62 80
    Submitted by sh1thead on Jul 2, 10 at 1:12am

    Most likely though it will read: "stupid bitch who sent dumb text messages".