My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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mine should read "seriously-don't poke the bear"
"It sounded like a good idea at the time..."
Yup, I had a near death experience w tequila when I was 17 .. Many years later, my stomach still cringes when I'm within 15 feet of the demon brew.....
Hi, don't believe we've met! I'm Cameron\nCall me!
Really? Someone's username is their phone number? Stupid.
That will be mine too!!!
mine would be "redbull and vodka.... seriously?"\n\nwww.deardrunkme.com
Haha or "fritos"
Deadly chili fritos.
That's because they're so good!
Most likely though it will read: "stupid bitch who sent dumb text messages".