If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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Actually the "family jewels" are the balls not the penis
Family jewels are the balls.
Quick! I need to Hide my Jewels....
Who ever said it was the penis?.. Always thought it was the balls...
Hahaha anchorman all day 4:44!
8:44 - your one sick bastard.,
Diamonds are a girls best friend
In reply to the person who said they pit their whole package In a girls vag, u MUST have the smallest penis every! Or she has the BIGGEST vag ever, I'm goin with.....u have a small penis
No. The vagina is what makes the jewels shrivel up an die. Only men should touch other Men's jewels!!
Who cares if the family jewels are balls or penis ... this is still funny!
I like pie
Fuck yes you clever bastard
The balls are the jewels
Guess it would lol
The penis isn't the jewels. The testes are the jewels. Get it straight.
Actually a woman's mouth is the family jewel box.
The balls are the family jewels, not the dick, you idiot. Puns aren't funny when an idiot makes them.
Mmm, whipped cream apple pie.
No, teh balls are the family jewels
This is fucking awesome! New favorite person!!
Actually, Freud did interpret a jewelry box in one of his patient's dreams as a vagina that needed protection. He was such a fruitcake.
No just box.
I have my pussy pierced twice does that make it a jewelry box?
Yes, yes it would. Lmfao
Lmao!!!!! Never thought about it like that!!
A womans vagina is a cock-holster, beef curtains, camel toe, moose knuckle, cunt, snatch, twat, pussy, ARBYS ROAST BEEF.
the family jewels are the nuts if anything the shaft is the key to the jewelry box (pussy)
Family jewels means the whole package.
So, unless you put your testicles in your girl's pussy, you're a dumbass.
its just the balls, teh dick is the Staff of Knowledge
3:19...... not really.
My name is the jolly green giant
Always has you idiot
In soviet Russia people with penis' are referred to as "rapists"!
It's the testes that are the jewels
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
i often enjoy putting my nuts inside my girl
Omg I came
Hhahahaha I like how 4:22 felt like he needed to explain himself with what the jewelry box was haha pussy..
No. Vaginas. Just vaginas.
Aparantly no one knows that "family jewels" are the balls cuz that's what holds the sperm to carry on the genes...not the dick.
Didn't think this one through before posting did ya
A mans balls are referred as the family jewels not his dick.
5:19 is right
Yeah but the box has to be worh just a much as the jewls
No it is actually called a dick wallet.
I put my whole package in the vag. Balls and all baby
1:50, no it doesn't, Daddy Issues. Go get your acceptance and approval somewhere else.
My cock just died...can I bury it in your tight pussy?
Whisker Bisquit, bearded clam, clean clam, every now and then there's clam chowder... Smells bad, tastes worse. .. Hatchet wound, stank hole, hot hole, cum recepticle, cum dumpster, lunch box, stank box, dick garage(some are 2 dick garages) , meat recepticle, slot machine, pink paycheck.
Yes it does
No. Maybe a pawn shop. you put it in easily. Sometimes you wait too long to take it out and lose it. But you always end up screwed in the end.
529 Is so right
First..... And yes..... Remy