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  • Submitted by l_ee on Jul 28, 10 at 7:52am

    Poor but you've still got a laptop can't be that poor then....

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      Submitted by sputnam57 on Jul 28, 10 at 8:43am

      Not only does this person have a laptop, but clearly they have a cell phone as well since this text was submitted.

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 28, 10 at 8:13am

    Rule 132: When you are officially poor, anything goes to survive, whether that be heating food with a laptop or Fucking your best friends mom for a meal.

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Jul 28, 10 at 8:52am

    @l_ee, I'm assuming this person is in college, and if so, his/her school probably gives out rental laptops.

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      Submitted by Iheartlittleboys on Jul 28, 10 at 11:13am

      Never assume. Also renting a laptop would imply paying for it.

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    Submitted by BonG_HitS on Jul 28, 10 at 10:21pm

    Obviously you guys don't know the first thing about college. Everyone has a laptop but no one has money.

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    Submitted by stev1995 on Jul 28, 10 at 8:53am

    You sir, are a dumpster baby.

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    Submitted by DestruKto on Jul 28, 10 at 7:28am

    I agree, just not something I see someone doing. To poor to afford any sort of place with a heat source, yet willing to warm up your sausage mcmuffin on what I would assume to be his most valuable asset then? Chump.

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    Submitted by Halers94 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:30am

    Calm down people! Everyone is taking this too seriously lmao, I have a laptop and a phone and I'm extreamly poor at the moment too!

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    Submitted by javacodeguy on Jul 28, 10 at 9:29am

    I am willing to bet the energy used by a microwave for 30 seconds is less than your laptop will use in the several minutes it takes to turn on, heat up itself and then heat up your food.

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    Submitted by meeshell09 on Jul 28, 10 at 7:04am

    Hahahaha

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Jul 28, 10 at 8:50am

    Resourceful, at the least

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    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 28, 10 at 11:14am

    this is prbly the same poor guy who had a block of cheese duck taped to his AC "in lieu of a fridge" from a while back haha

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    Submitted by marsho on Jul 29, 10 at 9:54am

    This is when those old batteries that got recalled for catching laptops on fire could actually be beneficial.

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    Submitted by soccerchica917 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:13pm

    poor but have a laptop?

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    Submitted by MrWonderland on Jul 28, 10 at 11:04am

    Classy.

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 28, 10 at 9:28pm

    @Iheartlittleboys (that's your username, really??), reread my comment. I said I assume the college "gives out" laptops.

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      Submitted by Iheartlittleboys on Jul 29, 10 at 1:47am

      O rly? maybe you should reread your own comment "I'm assuming this person is in college, and if so, his/her school probably gives out rental laptops." What does rental mean?

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    Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 29, 10 at 2:56pm

    1. People calm down! I'm guessing op confused "poor" with "broke." \n2. Call me crazy, but that is resourceful!!!\n3. If he sells his laptop he'll just have to buy another one later. And eat cold food.

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    Submitted by jmatj513 on Aug 2, 10 at 6:05pm

    Can't be that poor have a laptop

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    Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 28, 10 at 12:51pm

    Ahh the ol' fake text. Classic.

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    Submitted by skylerhartung on Jul 30, 10 at 9:37pm

    Why don't u sell the laptop for food? I mean you only use it for porn and facebook! Dumbass

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    Submitted by GayTrucker69 on Jan 30, 11 at 8:25pm

    what's a laptop?

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    Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 8:58am

    Your definitely certifiably poor if your laptop is 4yrs old or older and your heating up a cup of soup on it

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    Submitted by iAManAIRPLANE on Jul 28, 10 at 7:37am

    I think there is a rule about this somewhere in the rulebook

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    Submitted by jaimeaeryk98 on Jul 28, 10 at 4:08pm

    @sputnam57 You've got a good point there. So who's paying his phone bills?

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    Submitted by ccook27 on Jul 28, 10 at 7:16am

    Sketchy

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:55pm

    or you could sell your laptop. no wait, that would make too much sense.

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    Submitted by krazydude on Jul 30, 10 at 9:05pm

    Haha ur soo poor lucky u have food and a labtop