im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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Poor but you've still got a laptop can't be that poor then....
Not only does this person have a laptop, but clearly they have a cell phone as well since this text was submitted.
Rule 132: When you are officially poor, anything goes to survive, whether that be heating food with a laptop or Fucking your best friends mom for a meal.
@l_ee, I'm assuming this person is in college, and if so, his/her school probably gives out rental laptops.
Never assume. Also renting a laptop would imply paying for it.
This is when those old batteries that got recalled for catching laptops on fire could actually be beneficial.
Obviously you guys don't know the first thing about college. Everyone has a laptop but no one has money.
Calm down people! Everyone is taking this too seriously lmao, I have a laptop and a phone and I'm extreamly poor at the moment too!
You sir, are a dumpster baby.
poor but have a laptop?
Resourceful, at the least
I agree, just not something I see someone doing. To poor to afford any sort of place with a heat source, yet willing to warm up your sausage mcmuffin on what I would assume to be his most valuable asset then? Chump.
this is prbly the same poor guy who had a block of cheese duck taped to his AC "in lieu of a fridge" from a while back haha
Ahh the ol' fake text. Classic.
what's a laptop?
I am willing to bet the energy used by a microwave for 30 seconds is less than your laptop will use in the several minutes it takes to turn on, heat up itself and then heat up your food.
@Iheartlittleboys (that's your username, really??), reread my comment. I said I assume the college "gives out" laptops.
O rly? maybe you should reread your own comment "I'm assuming this person is in college, and if so, his/her school probably gives out rental laptops." What does rental mean?
I think there is a rule about this somewhere in the rulebook
Can't be that poor have a laptop
1. People calm down! I'm guessing op confused "poor" with "broke." \n2. Call me crazy, but that is resourceful!!!\n3. If he sells his laptop he'll just have to buy another one later. And eat cold food.
Your definitely certifiably poor if your laptop is 4yrs old or older and your heating up a cup of soup on it
@sputnam57 You've got a good point there. So who's paying his phone bills?
or you could sell your laptop. no wait, that would make too much sense.
Why don't u sell the laptop for food? I mean you only use it for porn and facebook! Dumbass
Haha ur soo poor lucky u have food and a labtop