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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again

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Raff out Roud

Submitted by guff1991 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:07am

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- AAAAAhahahahahahaha, lol'd so hard
  
  Submitted by Liand on Sep 13, 10 at 5:50pm
  
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Fuckin Brians coming

Submitted by shetalkstoangels on Aug 23, 10 at 12:35am

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"Hahaha its funny because he's fat!" oh ps a fat asian is called a chunk!

Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 23, 10 at 12:55am

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Fat Asians exist?

Submitted by SundayDrive on Aug 23, 10 at 12:53am

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- Sumo wrestlers.
  
  Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 23, 10 at 1:43am
  
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- there was one in my homeroom last year!
  
  Submitted by beachbum96 on Aug 23, 10 at 7:43pm
  
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Turn it on heavy duty

Submitted by prometheus on Aug 23, 10 at 3:07am

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At least you know he'll do well in laundry service

Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:06am

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That's funny. Usually the skinny Asian kid gets stuck in our dryer

Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:22am

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There's an app for that

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 10 at 12:20am

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I heart Asians.

Submitted by Halers94 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:42am

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AGAIN? Goddammit, this happens every time...

Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 23, 10 at 2:43am

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Just because you're Asian doesn't make you smart.

Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 23, 10 at 12:58am

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j00kn0w just made my fucking night. I tried to drunkenly/silently laugh at the comment and woke up my passed out friend around me. :) thank you!

Submitted by ecuseshues on Aug 23, 10 at 3:29am

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I'm sure that has happened to me before...

Submitted by code160 on Sep 12, 10 at 4:48pm

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damn asians

Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 23, 10 at 12:30am

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Oh Asians... Gotta love 'em.

Submitted by chaser952 on Aug 23, 10 at 1:42am

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Who brought jet-li?

Submitted by jdogg17 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:22am

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What goes "ching chong chang"? An Asian in a drier!!!!!

Submitted by J_STUDS on Aug 23, 10 at 5:57am

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Just pull him out with chopsticks made of rebar! Leverage!!

Submitted by Lyoo118 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:17pm

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sounds like that azn kid from up. cept... everyone loves him.

Submitted by mixn on Aug 23, 10 at 12:42pm

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I know some pretty stupid asians

Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 23, 10 at 1:51am

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This makes me smile.

Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 23, 10 at 12:20am

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That just made my day

Submitted by dsl1972 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:20am

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opposite of last:D

Submitted by lovestruckk on Aug 23, 10 at 12:06am

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Leave him alone! It's not his fault he's Asian! Haha

Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 23, 10 at 12:37am

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Haha how the fuck does that happen more then once?!?

Submitted by whiteboyblue on Feb 2, 12 at 11:34pm

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Jajajajajajaja

Submitted by DaMexicanRomeo on Aug 23, 10 at 8:41am

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Well that's not surprising... He's hiding cause he knows eveyone's mad he's there

Submitted by NYSE on Aug 23, 10 at 3:27am

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Fuck u racist cunts

Submitted by dersabom on Aug 23, 10 at 9:53pm

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...and he is the most interesting man in the world.

Submitted by sth2010 on Aug 23, 10 at 3:10pm

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Saw 2 baby pigeons last week living under my AC unit.

Submitted by NBree on Aug 24, 10 at 4:09am

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i'm asian...prob shouldn't talk shit about us unless you can beat our SAT scores xD

Submitted by frogzorz on Aug 23, 10 at 12:47am

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- Kindly go and get raped, sir.
  
  Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 23, 10 at 1:42am
  
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- How about instead of spending so much time studying for those SAT's you learn how to fuckin drive?
  
  Submitted by caliloveee on Aug 24, 10 at 2:34am
  
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  - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So true! I was driving next to OLD ASIAN people and I feared for my life so much I literally pulled over and waited till they were far far away from me.
    
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thats the funniest thing ive EVER HEARD!!!

Submitted by Lalala7 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:24am

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Don't you hate it when that happens?

Submitted by coolerderek on Aug 26, 10 at 3:43am

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There is no such thing as a fat asian just like there is no such thing as a baby pigeon. Tell me, have you ever seen a baby pigeon??

Submitted by dudeimshawn on Aug 24, 10 at 2:05am

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Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 3:49am

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fat asians: they don't exist.

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:51am

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Hi this is ??????

Submitted by bodaciouswiley on Mar 29, 11 at 4:50pm

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That probably feltgood though

Submitted by jullett on Sep 13, 10 at 10:06pm

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He is a win!

Submitted by xdffan on Jun 15, 11 at 11:41pm

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@Guff1991 Have my babies.

Submitted by dawgs on Aug 23, 10 at 12:35am

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I like the fact that ALL of you are commenting on the kid being fat or Asian as opposed to questioning 1. Why was he in the dryer 2. He wasn't even invited and 3. WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

Submitted by GottaBeKittenMe on Jul 26, 13 at 10:32pm

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again?

Submitted by fskevin21 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:47am

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again?

Submitted by snosh310 on Aug 23, 10 at 1:58am

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Woahlexi, he used to be an Asian...?\nAnd there are fat Asians everywhere, it really isn't that outrageous.

Submitted by anonstopdisco on Dec 14, 10 at 1:09am

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This is funny as hell!

Submitted by shithappensyo on Aug 23, 10 at 2:04am

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin hilarious!!!!!

Submitted by ct1989 on Apr 16, 11 at 3:48am

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rep dat 816!

Submitted by ladana816 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:28am

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frog, I really wouldn't rely on this kid to be your spokesman on SAT score stereotypes

Submitted by archer79 on Aug 23, 10 at 9:00am

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HAHAHA

Submitted by moglik on Dec 19, 10 at 9:18pm

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What did I tell you about the eggrolls...they can smell those things from miles away...

Submitted by ThatCoolKid on Aug 29, 10 at 11:32am

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Don't ya hate it when that happens?

Submitted by jltc on May 18, 12 at 3:56pm

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👲👲👲👲👲👲👲👲👲👲👲👲

Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 3:50am

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Haha sooo fake. Everyone knows Asians are

Submitted by RockAndTroll on Aug 23, 10 at 3:53am

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My friend is a fat Asian with no common sense at all and he got perfect on SATs and SAT II Bio. and Chinese. (I can't make sense of it either)

Submitted by frogzorz on Sep 20, 10 at 11:46pm

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Again?!

Submitted by Squeak on Aug 23, 10 at 9:57am

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Trust me I've seen a fat Asian my friend Nate used to be a fat Asian. Want a picture?

Submitted by woahlexi on Aug 24, 10 at 9:37pm

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I just took a shit and it ripped my asshole... Can it get infected??

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 10 at 12:23am

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- Naw dude you're good.
  
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Submitted by guff1991 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:07am

Submitted by Liand on Sep 13, 10 at 5:50pm

Submitted by shetalkstoangels on Aug 23, 10 at 12:35am

Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 23, 10 at 12:55am

Submitted by SundayDrive on Aug 23, 10 at 12:53am

Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 23, 10 at 1:43am

Submitted by beachbum96 on Aug 23, 10 at 7:43pm

Submitted by prometheus on Aug 23, 10 at 3:07am

Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:06am

Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:22am

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 10 at 12:20am

Submitted by Halers94 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:42am

Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 23, 10 at 2:43am

Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 23, 10 at 12:58am

Submitted by ecuseshues on Aug 23, 10 at 3:29am

Submitted by code160 on Sep 12, 10 at 4:48pm

Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 23, 10 at 12:30am

Submitted by chaser952 on Aug 23, 10 at 1:42am

Submitted by jdogg17 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:22am

Submitted by J_STUDS on Aug 23, 10 at 5:57am

Submitted by Lyoo118 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:17pm

Submitted by mixn on Aug 23, 10 at 12:42pm

Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 23, 10 at 1:51am

Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 23, 10 at 12:20am

Submitted by dsl1972 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:20am

Submitted by lovestruckk on Aug 23, 10 at 12:06am

Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 23, 10 at 12:37am

Submitted by whiteboyblue on Feb 2, 12 at 11:34pm

Submitted by DaMexicanRomeo on Aug 23, 10 at 8:41am

Submitted by NYSE on Aug 23, 10 at 3:27am

Submitted by dersabom on Aug 23, 10 at 9:53pm

Submitted by sth2010 on Aug 23, 10 at 3:10pm

Submitted by NBree on Aug 24, 10 at 4:09am

Submitted by frogzorz on Aug 23, 10 at 12:47am

Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 23, 10 at 1:42am

Submitted by caliloveee on Aug 24, 10 at 2:34am

Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Sep 18, 10 at 7:34pm

Submitted by Lalala7 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:24am

Submitted by coolerderek on Aug 26, 10 at 3:43am

Submitted by dudeimshawn on Aug 24, 10 at 2:05am

Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 3:49am

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:51am

Submitted by bodaciouswiley on Mar 29, 11 at 4:50pm

Submitted by jullett on Sep 13, 10 at 10:06pm

Submitted by xdffan on Jun 15, 11 at 11:41pm

Submitted by dawgs on Aug 23, 10 at 12:35am

Submitted by GottaBeKittenMe on Jul 26, 13 at 10:32pm

Submitted by fskevin21 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:47am

Submitted by snosh310 on Aug 23, 10 at 1:58am

Submitted by anonstopdisco on Dec 14, 10 at 1:09am

Submitted by shithappensyo on Aug 23, 10 at 2:04am

Submitted by ct1989 on Apr 16, 11 at 3:48am

Submitted by ladana816 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:28am

Submitted by archer79 on Aug 23, 10 at 9:00am

Submitted by moglik on Dec 19, 10 at 9:18pm

Submitted by ThatCoolKid on Aug 29, 10 at 11:32am

Submitted by jltc on May 18, 12 at 3:56pm

Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 3:50am

Submitted by RockAndTroll on Aug 23, 10 at 3:53am

Submitted by frogzorz on Sep 20, 10 at 11:46pm

Submitted by Squeak on Aug 23, 10 at 9:57am

Submitted by woahlexi on Aug 24, 10 at 9:37pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 10 at 12:23am

Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 24, 10 at 7:44pm

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