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  • Submitted by hurst on Aug 4, 10 at 9:46am

    And that my friends is a quote from road trip.

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Aug 4, 10 at 10:52am

    Original or not this is fuckin hilarious! I give it two thumbs up!!!

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 9:28am

    Rule: Listen to the little man, he controls you whether you like it or not. (Nasty chick for sure)

  • Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 4, 10 at 9:57pm

    Who says your dick is a guy?

  • Submitted by lalind1 on Aug 5, 10 at 5:11am

    This was funny...until I read it was from Road Trip...

  • Submitted by Stimofo on Aug 4, 10 at 7:11pm


  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:49pm

    this is the funniest text I have ever seen. Kudos

  • Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 4, 10 at 9:43am

    Just follow the old divining rod!

  • Submitted by sexiichick on Aug 4, 10 at 9:26am

    LMFAO tht must b one fuckin nasty chick

  • Submitted by kgraham21 on Aug 4, 10 at 9:33am

    Thuper hawt. And by hawt I mean gross.

  • Submitted by _bbycakes on Aug 4, 10 at 2:53pm


  • Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 3:55pm

    Don't you mean pack up his BALLS and BOUNCE? Now THAT would have been funny- ur txt just sucks