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  • i don't need an additional 250 notifications per day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:20am
  • It's called the "like" button

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:14am
  • This bitch thinks she's super hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:05am
  • ... they already send them. the rest of you just must not be getting any.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Hahaha I would be sending out tons of notification ... Too honest?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:06pm
  • 11:23, this is 11:20 and you are correct

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Best idea ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by KBAP on Jul 30, 11 at 3:22am
  • I'm sorry your self esteem is so low that you want to know when guys are jerking to your slutty, duck lipped Facebook pics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:10am
  • 11:20 hahaha totally a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:23am
  • I thought everyone got them! Maybe this just doesn't happen to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:35am
  • Facebook doesn't really send emails in a timely manner. So, you would be disappointed or grossed out much too late. Any other ideas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:37am
  • This is what I'm talking about this is funny. Tfln u came through

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:11am
  • i wish you got a notification everytime i spanked your momma. and who cares 10:37, who cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:38am
  • wooooww i would really not enjoy that. ...well, as long as there weren't names involved. that would inspire nightmares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:24pm
  • "John smith REALLY likes your profile picture."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:28am
  • Must be boring in westchester county

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:24am
  • Been there done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:38pm
  • LMaaoo! i really want that to be true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:24am
  • Isn't it called a poke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:04pm
  • 9:49 u bastard hAhahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:40am
  • I do that all the time. I'm serious ALL THE TIME. Thank god I have friends with huge tight asses and big sexy tits and they love the beach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:49am
  • 10:43/10:47- you posted this twice and still....NO ONE CARES. Mwwahahahaha! -Evil Bitch in the Corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:14am
  • They see me trollin, they hatin'!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:23am
  • 1:39 - I've done it! And I've got some smoking hot friends, boy I masturbared to a picture of my girlfriends sister on facebook last night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Ahahahaa, that's pretty funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:17pm
  • its called 'like'

    Submitted by mynie on Jan 12, 10 at 7:45pm
  • ya it would be helpfull

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Tfln is for the gays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Well said 4:44, you have to see some pussy. Imagination is not good enough :L

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:22pm
  • UM EW, NO WAY WOULD I WANT TO KNOW THAT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Ew wat?!?!

    Submitted by ViatorLion10 on Oct 6, 10 at 9:43pm
  • maybe you shouldn't dress like a skank and go whoring in bars while making sure your picture is being snapped every two second so you can attempt to look popular in the eyes of everyone you're trying your damndest to impress on fb. lame!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Ha ha ha that was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:20am
  • It's exactly what everyone wants but never asks for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:11pm
  • well since you're morbidly obese you'd never get one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Hahahaha, NOOO!!!! my email box would get filled up so quick~~~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Why don't we have a pic to go with this. I bet it is someone that looks hedious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:13am
  • Um, 12:56, what's a 'dunmass?' I'm sensing the pot is calling the kettle black....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:58pm
  • wow. i can't believe i'm replying to this. i think i'd be very disgusted if i got notifications of that. you people are gross lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:09pm
  • All with ya there 1:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:47am
  • That would be mmmazing. Seriously..or depressing. Haha I guess it depends..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:39pm
  • OP must be a hot white girl. Nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Ohhhhhh myyy god!!!!!! So true!!!! Gross ppl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:10am
  • 10:11 how is this shit funny? I see a lot of your poor tasted kind and it makes me wonder that maybe tfln just realized their standards were too high and they had to lower them for the ignorant masses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:04pm
  • guys tell me they do it.. and 4:27..i dont dress like a whoreee when gettin my pic taken..thanksss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:01pm
  • OP is a very conceited bitch. I almost feel sorry for this cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:08pm
  • u people have no sense of humor...this is fuckin halarious so go fuck yourselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:11am
  • 1:39 - Oh yeah, I do it. Helps that I have some smoking hot friends(none I have a hope in hell with, but still).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:55pm
  • No wonder you don't get one your the one who was masterbating you dunmass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:56pm
  • nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 5:30pm
  • 12:24 knows whats up :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Samesies. Girls do it too, don't lie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:24pm
  • 10:38, "Facebook doesn't really send emails in a timely manner. So, you would be disappointed or grossed out much too late. Any other ideas?" Any questions?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:43am
  • Come on people, out of all these replies and no one has admitted to doing it. Fuck, I have done it, it was fun, and I will do it again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:39am
  • haha grossss, but i giggled.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:32pm