You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:20am

    i don't need an additional 250 notifications per day

  • 97 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:14am

    It's called the "like" button

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:53pm

    ... they already send them. the rest of you just must not be getting any.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:10am

    I'm sorry your self esteem is so low that you want to know when guys are jerking to your slutty, duck lipped Facebook pics.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:05am

    This bitch thinks she's super hot

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:23am

    11:20 hahaha totally a guy

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:28am

    "John smith REALLY likes your profile picture."

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:22pm

    11:23, this is 11:20 and you are correct

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:37am

    Facebook doesn't really send emails in a timely manner. So, you would be disappointed or grossed out much too late. Any other ideas?

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:11am

    This is what I'm talking about this is funny. Tfln u came through

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:04pm

    Isn't it called a poke?

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:14am

    10:43/10:47- you posted this twice and still....NO ONE CARES. Mwwahahahaha! -Evil Bitch in the Corner.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:06pm

    Hahaha I would be sending out tons of notification ... Too honest?

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:24am

    LMaaoo! i really want that to be true.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:24am

    Must be boring in westchester county

  • 40 46
    Submitted by ViatorLion10 on Oct 6, 10 at 9:43pm

    Ew wat?!?!

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:27pm

    maybe you shouldn't dress like a skank and go whoring in bars while making sure your picture is being snapped every two second so you can attempt to look popular in the eyes of everyone you're trying your damndest to impress on fb. lame!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:38am

    i wish you got a notification everytime i spanked your momma. and who cares 10:37, who cares.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by KBAP on Jul 30, 11 at 3:22am

    Best idea ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:58pm

    Um, 12:56, what's a 'dunmass?' I'm sensing the pot is calling the kettle black....

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:13am

    Why don't we have a pic to go with this. I bet it is someone that looks hedious!

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:39pm

    That would be mmmazing. Seriously..or depressing. Haha I guess it depends..

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:49am

    I do that all the time. I'm serious ALL THE TIME. Thank god I have friends with huge tight asses and big sexy tits and they love the beach

    • 36 43
      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 7:23am

      Pathetic. In too many ways.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by mynie on Jan 12, 10 at 7:45pm

    its called 'like'

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:01pm

    guys tell me they do it.. and 4:27..i dont dress like a whoreee when gettin my pic taken..thanksss

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:35am

    I thought everyone got them! Maybe this just doesn't happen to you.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:11pm

    It's exactly what everyone wants but never asks for.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:37pm

    Hahahaha, NOOO!!!! my email box would get filled up so quick~~~

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:24pm

    wooooww i would really not enjoy that. ...well, as long as there weren't names involved. that would inspire nightmares.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:52pm

    well since you're morbidly obese you'd never get one

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:47am

    All with ya there 1:39

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:20am

    Ha ha ha that was funny

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:38pm

    Been there done that

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:23am

    They see me trollin, they hatin'!

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:22pm

    1:39 - I've done it! And I've got some smoking hot friends, boy I masturbared to a picture of my girlfriends sister on facebook last night...

    • 39 37
      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 7:24am

      You, are also pathetic.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:40am

    9:49 u bastard hAhahaha

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:50pm

    ya it would be helpfull

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:12pm

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:30pm

    UM EW, NO WAY WOULD I WANT TO KNOW THAT

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:22pm

    Well said 4:44, you have to see some pussy. Imagination is not good enough :L

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:08pm

    OP is a very conceited bitch. I almost feel sorry for this cunt.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:04pm

    10:11 how is this shit funny? I see a lot of your poor tasted kind and it makes me wonder that maybe tfln just realized their standards were too high and they had to lower them for the ignorant masses.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:17pm

    Ahahahaa, that's pretty funny.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:09pm

    wow. i can't believe i'm replying to this. i think i'd be very disgusted if i got notifications of that. you people are gross lol.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:56pm

    No wonder you don't get one your the one who was masterbating you dunmass!

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:10am

    Ohhhhhh myyy god!!!!!! So true!!!! Gross ppl

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:51pm

    OP must be a hot white girl. Nice

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:11am

    u people have no sense of humor...this is fuckin halarious so go fuck yourselves

  • 28 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:39am

    Come on people, out of all these replies and no one has admitted to doing it. Fuck, I have done it, it was fun, and I will do it again.

  • 27 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:43am

    10:38, "Facebook doesn't really send emails in a timely manner. So, you would be disappointed or grossed out much too late. Any other ideas?" Any questions?

  • 23 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 5:30pm

    nice

  • 32 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:55pm

    1:39 - Oh yeah, I do it. Helps that I have some smoking hot friends(none I have a hope in hell with, but still).

  • 29 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:49pm

    12:24 knows whats up :)

  • 28 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:32pm

    haha grossss, but i giggled.

  • 24 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:24pm

    Samesies. Girls do it too, don't lie