he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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this is SO GREAT. it's just perfect haha
think that just about summed it all up..not very long
She was bridesaid him the groom ...need I say more..
This what happens when fuck James Bond. Unfortunately, you'll also end up dead just like the many other woman he fucked. It's like he has an STD that gets around condoms AND bulletproof vests.
No it's not he won the strip poker game
We have time.
Pretty woman remake?
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
sounds like prom
your dad should knock before going in your room
I'm guessing he just walked in and you were drunk so you had sex. Basically summed it up all right there so not a long story
They call me tater salad