he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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this is SO GREAT. it's just perfect haha
This what happens when fuck James Bond. Unfortunately, you'll also end up dead just like the many other woman he fucked. It's like he has an STD that gets around condoms AND bulletproof vests.
think that just about summed it all up..not very long
No it's not he won the strip poker game
She was bridesaid him the groom ...need I say more..
I'm guessing he just walked in and you were drunk so you had sex. Basically summed it up all right there so not a long story
We have time.
sounds like prom
Pretty woman remake?
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
your dad should knock before going in your room
They call me tater salad