Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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My mom laughs at everything and does the electric slide.
These Pretzels are making me want to punch firsty in the face!
"firsty" is like the new F word in my book. Everytime I see it I cringe.
Because she easier.......
I love fucking milfs.
Probably because this isn't firstyland. Firstyland is in the Blue Oyster Bar
Well your mom must have a stick up her ass all the time so at least she turns into loose thirsty bitch.
I wonder if their mother posts on http://www.deardrunkme.com/
... in bed
Why can't y'all just leave firsty alone? The cops are harassing him cause his pretzels smell like weed and he gets more death threats than anyone I know. Let him be thirsty!
My mom insists that she needs to run the windshield wipers in the car.... I hate being DD
Ur moms a drunk whore!!!
These pretzels are making me Firsty!
And instead of from pretzels they get their salty fix from the jismy membership fee each patron happily pays
boats and hoes.....oh wait...
The cops often question firsty, just because they find him interesting
this firsty is making me horny
Leave lady gaga alone, you dumb fuck
Sorry keith.. The beer dingo protects all members of the firsty revolution... Beer dingo has awsome protective properties of hops .. And yeast.. And umm water, maybe some belgian sugar....
Eat a fudgy poopstick.
This pretzels are making me firsty is the new " that's what she said " lmao
Whoever this is must be talking about my mom
I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!
ESP ur dad- that poor bastard!
My mom goes all crazy singing on rockband LOL
That's not your mother, that's my wife!
Keithstoner firsty does not condone violence.
Eat a dick.
Anon is the bar you spoke of perhaps a fruity bar? How would you know that? Visit there much?
It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!
Js why don't you and ks hold hands and skip your asses out of firstyland if you hate it so much?
It's Jason Statham, and I agree with ImKiethStone.
I actually like your father better!
Kstoned, maybe if you had fresh pretzels you not want to punch firsty in the face? There's some in the oven now.
Drink a Natty Lite.
Firsty?!!!!! I'm finally not thirsty. I like Sprite.
I'm from the 508
Tick Tick, you may want to disable your apparatus now? In firstyland such devices aren't allowed. We are a peaceful society. We fast on pretzels and beer, water, vodka etc. so that other apps may have food.