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  • My mom laughs at everything and does the electric slide.

    Submitted by sexiee69 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Stiflers Mom!!!

    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 18, 10 at 6:14pm
  • These Pretzels are making me want to punch firsty in the face!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 18, 10 at 11:35pm
  • "firsty" is like the new F word in my book. Everytime I see it I cringe.

    Submitted by bragelikestorage on Jul 18, 10 at 7:41pm
  • SALLY!!!!

    Submitted by getcrunkedmv on Jul 18, 10 at 6:43pm
  • I love fucking milfs.

    Submitted by blitted on Jul 18, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Because she easier.......

    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 19, 10 at 10:13pm
  • Probably because this isn't firstyland. Firstyland is in the Blue Oyster Bar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:19am
  • Well your mom must have a stick up her ass all the time so at least she turns into loose thirsty bitch.

    Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 1:27am
  • I wonder if their mother posts on http://www.deardrunkme.com/

    Submitted by drunkme on Jul 19, 10 at 1:16am
  • Stacy's mom...

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 18, 10 at 6:33pm
  • ... in bed

    Submitted by GMONEY93 on Jul 18, 10 at 7:35pm
  • These pretzels are making me Firsty!

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 5:20pm
  • Why can't y'all just leave firsty alone? The cops are harassing him cause his pretzels smell like weed and he gets more death threats than anyone I know. Let him be thirsty!

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 8:48pm
  • My mom insists that she needs to run the windshield wipers in the car.... I hate being DD

    Submitted by feetspace on Jul 18, 10 at 6:41pm
  • And instead of from pretzels they get their salty fix from the jismy membership fee each patron happily pays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:20am
  • Ur moms a drunk whore!!!

    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 19, 10 at 12:28am
  • Stiflers mom!!!

    Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 18, 10 at 8:30pm
  • boats and hoes.....oh wait...

    Submitted by Howyouudoinn on Jul 18, 10 at 5:05pm
  • The cops often question firsty, just because they find him interesting

    Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 18, 10 at 7:47pm
  • This pretzels are making me firsty is the new " that's what she said " lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 9:28pm
  • this firsty is making me horny

    Submitted by blahalb on Jul 18, 10 at 5:51pm
  • I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:24am
  • Whoever this is must be talking about my mom

    Submitted by memyself on Jul 18, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Leave lady gaga alone, you dumb fuck

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 18, 10 at 9:50pm
  • My mom goes all crazy singing on rockband LOL

    Submitted by brookiie4 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Sorry keith.. The beer dingo protects all members of the firsty revolution... Beer dingo has awsome protective properties of hops .. And yeast.. And umm water, maybe some belgian sugar....

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 11:40pm
  • ESP ur dad- that poor bastard!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 5:57pm
  • That's not your mother, that's my wife!

    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 18, 10 at 11:42pm
  • Anon is the bar you spoke of perhaps a fruity bar? How would you know that? Visit there much?

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Keithstoner firsty does not condone violence.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:52pm
  • It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 19, 10 at 12:18am
  • Js why don't you and ks hold hands and skip your asses out of firstyland if you hate it so much?

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:22am
  • It's Jason Statham, and I agree with ImKiethStone.

    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 19, 10 at 12:20am
  • I actually like your father better!

    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 19, 10 at 12:27am
  • Milfss(:

    Submitted by abc101 on Jul 18, 10 at 8:52pm
  • Kstoned, maybe if you had fresh pretzels you not want to punch firsty in the face? There's some in the oven now.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:54pm
  • I'm from the 508

    Submitted by lofty on Jul 20, 10 at 4:47am
  • Tick Tick, you may want to disable your apparatus now? In firstyland such devices aren't allowed. We are a peaceful society. We fast on pretzels and beer, water, vodka etc. so that other apps may have food.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:03am
  • Firsty?!!!!! I'm finally not thirsty. I like Sprite.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 6:06pm
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