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  • Submitted by Spizzie on Jul 21, 10 at 11:55am

    Ah yes. Musicians and their oral skills.

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      Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:34pm

      YES I LOVE YOU FOR THAT JOKE!

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        Submitted by Reutan on Jul 21, 10 at 1:57pm

        Oral skills, or aural skills?

  • Submitted by A__C on Jul 21, 10 at 12:24pm

    Wow... The 12 year olds who troll this site are getting dumber by the day...\n\nThe act of giving head can be performed on a male or a female. It is called head because that's what you are using to pleasure your partner, that's what's in between their legs the whole time...

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      Submitted by dmsohyea on Jul 21, 10 at 12:36pm

      No, it's call head because you suck on the head of the penis. If it's a girl it's call "face".

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        Submitted by QuietGuy on Jul 21, 10 at 12:43pm

        So, you suck the face of the clitoris? You're retarded.

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        Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 12:46pm

        Head can be on a guy or a girl. Firsty has spoken!

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 3:08pm

        I have never heard or read that, ever.

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      Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:50pm

      Girls get face, dudes get head. Its pretty simple. If you are to search for "girls getting head" on google, you would come up with "girls GIVING head". Sorry A_C, you should go figure out how magnets work.

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        Submitted by RyanM on Jul 21, 10 at 1:05pm

        Your weird. face? never heard that in my life. PS** most retarded argument i've ever heard in my life.

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          Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:47pm

          I'm not surprised. You never learned the difference between "your" and "you're" either.

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        Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 1:15pm

        What nationality are you, wdrake3? That might make the difference.

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          Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:38pm

          I'm an American. Seriously, I've heard a couple of guys say girls can get head, but the general consensus from those who here them say that is, they are idiots. And Maybe is a Colorado thing, but my friend from Boulder says she's never heard it used like that before.

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            Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 21, 10 at 3:31pm

            I don't know. I'm American and I've always known it to be "head," regardless of the person's gender. I mean, does it really matter? The implication's there; you know the act that's being performed. Not a big deal.

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            Submitted by dagnyt34 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:31pm

            You really should NOT be criticizing others' grammar mistakes when that hot mess of a paragraph just came off your fingertips. Seriously, do a double-take and try again.

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              Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:05pm

              I actually don't know who you are referring to here. The only person who criticized grammar was wdrake3, and his posts have been grammatically flawless.

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            Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 10:34pm

            you use big words..

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            Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 24, 10 at 12:00am

            I'm not surprised. You never learned the difference between "here" and "hear" either.

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      Submitted by samiams00 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:11pm

      USE URBANDICTIONARY YOU SAD PATHETIC SCHMUCK YOU'RE JUST AS WRONG AS WHEN YOUR MOMMA GAVE BIRTH TO YOU

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      Submitted by TheyKilledKenny on Jul 22, 10 at 11:19am

      Screw you guys, I'm going hooome!

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 21, 10 at 12:49pm

    Women can get head... It's also called "eating her out" for you prepubescent 12 year olds

  • Submitted by Glazed on Jul 21, 10 at 1:18pm

    Musicians are just better at everything

  • Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:55pm

    I really want to experience this now..

  • Submitted by Nasty on Jul 21, 10 at 1:03pm

    Sax players do everything better in bed. Fact.

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      Submitted by nattybuck on Jul 21, 10 at 5:12pm

      spoken like bill "wet willy" clinton

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        Submitted by Viper3 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:32pm

        fuck you, now i'm reading all this in his voice.

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          Submitted by TheyKilledKenny on Jul 22, 10 at 11:21am

          I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

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      Submitted by gab_gab93 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:40am

      almost as good as trombones :P we do it in 7 basic positions, but we have 1000s of positions for each sound...but on the other hand sax's do finger faster. idk who wld tongue faster...:P

  • Submitted by JustTooSaxy on Jul 21, 10 at 2:23pm

    I sent this text to my gf, and she asked if I was the original poster LMAO...wish I could take credit for having done so but I can't...congrats bro and thanks for the inspiration...-Saxy

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    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:27pm

    Me and my boyfriend both play sax. ;)

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    Submitted by massgirl88 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:32pm

    i love how people are trying to be all cool focusing on the fact that he called eating a girl out, head. i kinda don't think that was the point of the text

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:29pm

    Husband is a sax player... ;0))

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    Submitted by momocupcake on Jul 21, 10 at 7:33pm

    Um u sax player come here

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    Submitted by jenpearce on Jul 21, 10 at 6:39pm

    I have never heard of a girl gettin head and I'm from SE Texas. Eatin pussy, goin down, and eatin out are some of what I've heard and used. And I'm definitely not 12. Add fourteen years to that lol

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    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:36pm

    Chanovsky-baby, please tell me you play the trumpet...mama needs some good vibes...

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    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 21, 10 at 5:44pm

    ChanovskY i agree wholeheartedly. trumpet players FTW!

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    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:54pm

    Let's all agree to call it knob or knoll if you prefer, and leave it at that.

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    Submitted by kase1987 on Aug 15, 10 at 11:07pm

    I'm Australian and it's called 'giving head' regardless of gender here.

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:08am

    That's just naughty

  • Submitted by zcfrey on Jul 21, 10 at 3:24pm

    Callin eating out "head" is fucked up

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    Submitted by jillyjillyjilly on Jul 23, 10 at 8:32am

    I want a musician

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    Submitted by boolou on Jul 22, 10 at 2:39am

    Lmfao@quiet guy

  • Submitted by ChanovskY on Jul 21, 10 at 1:32pm

    Obviously she has never been with a trumpet player, other wise she wouldn't waste her time on pathetic sax players with no tongue skills.

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      Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:09pm

      No tongue skills? Saxophonists have to know how to use their tongues perfectly otherwise the sound comes out distorted! All trumpet players know how to do is to make retarded faces while performing.

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        Submitted by Adrammelech on Jul 21, 10 at 8:36pm

        Hold on a minute, if you're making a retarded face, you're doing it wrong. I know some sax players that don't know what articulation is. triple tongue?

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      Submitted by gab_gab93 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:41am

      exactly, brass players can tongue so much faster, hav u ever played brass machine?? as a low brass grl, i most def blow the hardest :) and as a trombonist, i hav 7 basic positions, but 1000s for each diff sound :P

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    Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 8, 10 at 4:08pm

    Musicians for the win!

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    Submitted by dooser12 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:24am

    This is so true! The best oral I ever had was from a sax player and it was amazing!

  • Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 21, 10 at 11:57am

    Hopefully SHE hasn't gotten HEAD at all.

  • Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:32pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

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    Submitted by An0n on Jul 23, 10 at 5:07am

    That bad huh? You don't use a reed with her vagina, friend.

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    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 21, 10 at 12:20pm

    thats how a boss does it

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 3:03pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

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    Submitted by HCHxAssassin on Jul 24, 10 at 2:41am

    I love the 10 foot long section of people commenting on other peoples comments. And who really cares about someones grammer? Get a life

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      Submitted by pandaaabear on Jul 24, 10 at 11:08am

      people's*\nsomeone's*\ngrammar*

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 1:28pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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    Submitted by bennettam on Jul 21, 10 at 11:30pm

    This doesn't even make sense.

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    Submitted by drunkhobo on Jul 22, 10 at 10:36am

    def not tuba is where it's at

  • Submitted by sydneyyyy on Jul 21, 10 at 6:31pm

    Pretty sure if its on a girl then it isnt called head...

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    Submitted by Duckkoo on Jun 22, 11 at 3:08am

    I have never heard eating a girl out being called head, that just seems weird cause we don't have a head down there, guys do

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    Submitted by anirbas on Jul 27, 10 at 1:49am

    I'm from Denver and I've heard it a bunch of times

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      Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 16, 10 at 6:57pm

      Me too. Getting "face" is a foreign term to me and I am nowhere near being a teen... or virgin

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    Submitted by gaterhog on Jul 23, 10 at 12:45am

    Lol... Tuba would be for motorboating DDs

  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:16pm

    Son, if she's crying, you *might* be doing it wrong. They're not supposed to be sad and/or in pain. Just a thought

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      Submitted by KristenJ on Jul 21, 10 at 4:58pm

      No pain about it, when the orgasm is THAT good, I cry from the overwhelming pleasure.

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    Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Feb 18, 12 at 9:10pm

    Trumpets....flutter tonguing technique.

  • Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 21, 10 at 9:37pm

    Or she's teribly disapointed ....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:03pm

    Fristy plays a whole band.

  • Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 4:38pm

    Wow...who the fuck cries from oral? You're either full of yourself or she's a fucking twit!

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      Submitted by KristenJ on Jul 21, 10 at 4:57pm

      Are you kidding? I cry during oral and normal sex, but only during the absolute best orgasms. When they are THAT good, tears run down my face uncontrollably sometimes. Usually freaks guys out the first time. Didn't think it was that uncommon...

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        Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:11pm

        Heh, I was hospitalized for a few weeks and the first time we had sex after I got home I got my wife off twice and she cried afterwards.

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 1:02pm

    Sean?!

  • Submitted by hamnop on Jul 21, 10 at 3:46pm

    FIRST MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!11

  • Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 21, 10 at 4:11pm

    Sax players are fags.

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      Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:12pm

      I'd like to hear the methodology leading you up to that conclusion of staggering philosophical ramifications.

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      Submitted by alexand on Jul 21, 10 at 9:37pm

      i have got to disagree with that. vehemently.

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 11:55am

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

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      Submitted by Ibdl on Jul 21, 10 at 2:04pm

      He would say that it is more blessed to give than to receive

  • Submitted by jenpearce on Jul 21, 10 at 12:20pm

    How can a girl get head????