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  • Ah yes. Musicians and their oral skills.

    Submitted by Spizzie on Jul 21, 10 at 11:55am
  • Wow... The 12 year olds who troll this site are getting dumber by the day...\n\nThe act of giving head can be performed on a male or a female. It is called head because that's what you are using to pleasure your partner, that's what's in between their legs the whole time...

    Submitted by A__C on Jul 21, 10 at 12:24pm
    • No, it's call head because you suck on the head of the penis. If it's a girl it's call "face".

      Submitted by dmsohyea on Jul 21, 10 at 12:36pm
    • Girls get face, dudes get head. Its pretty simple. If you are to search for "girls getting head" on google, you would come up with "girls GIVING head". Sorry A_C, you should go figure out how magnets work.

      Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:50pm
      • Your weird. face? never heard that in my life. PS** most retarded argument i've ever heard in my life.

        Submitted by RyanM on Jul 21, 10 at 1:05pm
        • I'm not surprised. You never learned the difference between "your" and "you're" either.

          Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:47pm
      • What nationality are you, wdrake3? That might make the difference.

        Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 1:15pm
        • I'm an American. Seriously, I've heard a couple of guys say girls can get head, but the general consensus from those who here them say that is, they are idiots. And Maybe is a Colorado thing, but my friend from Boulder says she's never heard it used like that before.

          Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:38pm
          • I don't know. I'm American and I've always known it to be "head," regardless of the person's gender. I mean, does it really matter? The implication's there; you know the act that's being performed. Not a big deal.

            Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 21, 10 at 3:31pm
          • You really should NOT be criticizing others' grammar mistakes when that hot mess of a paragraph just came off your fingertips. Seriously, do a double-take and try again.

            Submitted by dagnyt34 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:31pm
            • I actually don't know who you are referring to here. The only person who criticized grammar was wdrake3, and his posts have been grammatically flawless.

              Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:05pm
          • you use big words..

            Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 10:34pm
          • I'm not surprised. You never learned the difference between "here" and "hear" either.

            Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 24, 10 at 12:00am
    • USE URBANDICTIONARY YOU SAD PATHETIC SCHMUCK YOU'RE JUST AS WRONG AS WHEN YOUR MOMMA GAVE BIRTH TO YOU

      Submitted by samiams00 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:11pm
    • Screw you guys, I'm going hooome!

      Submitted by TheyKilledKenny on Jul 22, 10 at 11:19am
  • Women can get head... It's also called "eating her out" for you prepubescent 12 year olds

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 21, 10 at 12:49pm
  • Musicians are just better at everything

    Submitted by Glazed on Jul 21, 10 at 1:18pm
  • I really want to experience this now..

    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:55pm
  • Sax players do everything better in bed. Fact.

    Submitted by Nasty on Jul 21, 10 at 1:03pm
    • spoken like bill "wet willy" clinton

      Submitted by nattybuck on Jul 21, 10 at 5:12pm
    • almost as good as trombones :P we do it in 7 basic positions, but we have 1000s of positions for each sound...but on the other hand sax's do finger faster. idk who wld tongue faster...:P

      Submitted by gab_gab93 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:40am
  • I sent this text to my gf, and she asked if I was the original poster LMAO...wish I could take credit for having done so but I can't...congrats bro and thanks for the inspiration...-Saxy

    Submitted by JustTooSaxy on Jul 21, 10 at 2:23pm
  • Me and my boyfriend both play sax. ;)

    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:27pm
  • Husband is a sax player... ;0))

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:29pm
  • ChanovskY i agree wholeheartedly. trumpet players FTW!

    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 21, 10 at 5:44pm
  • Callin eating out "head" is fucked up

    Submitted by zcfrey on Jul 21, 10 at 3:24pm
  • That's just naughty

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:08am
  • i love how people are trying to be all cool focusing on the fact that he called eating a girl out, head. i kinda don't think that was the point of the text

    Submitted by massgirl88 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:32pm
  • Obviously she has never been with a trumpet player, other wise she wouldn't waste her time on pathetic sax players with no tongue skills.

    Submitted by ChanovskY on Jul 21, 10 at 1:32pm
    • No tongue skills? Saxophonists have to know how to use their tongues perfectly otherwise the sound comes out distorted! All trumpet players know how to do is to make retarded faces while performing.

      Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:09pm
      • Hold on a minute, if you're making a retarded face, you're doing it wrong. I know some sax players that don't know what articulation is. triple tongue?

        Submitted by NotReallyHere on Jul 21, 10 at 8:36pm
    • exactly, brass players can tongue so much faster, hav u ever played brass machine?? as a low brass grl, i most def blow the hardest :) and as a trombonist, i hav 7 basic positions, but 1000s for each diff sound :P

      Submitted by gab_gab93 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:41am
  • I have never heard of a girl gettin head and I'm from SE Texas. Eatin pussy, goin down, and eatin out are some of what I've heard and used. And I'm definitely not 12. Add fourteen years to that lol

    Submitted by jenpearce on Jul 21, 10 at 6:39pm
  • Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Chanovsky-baby, please tell me you play the trumpet...mama needs some good vibes...

    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:36pm
  • thats how a boss does it

    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 21, 10 at 12:20pm
  • Um u sax player come here

    Submitted by momocupcake on Jul 21, 10 at 7:33pm
  • Musicians for the win!

    Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 8, 10 at 4:08pm
  • That bad huh? You don't use a reed with her vagina, friend.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 23, 10 at 5:07am
  • Fristy plays a whole band.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:03pm
  • This is so true! The best oral I ever had was from a sax player and it was amazing!

    Submitted by dooser12 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:24am
  • I love the 10 foot long section of people commenting on other peoples comments. And who really cares about someones grammer? Get a life

    Submitted by HCHxAssassin on Jul 24, 10 at 2:41am
  • This doesn't even make sense.

    Submitted by bennettam on Jul 21, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Hopefully SHE hasn't gotten HEAD at all.

    Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 21, 10 at 11:57am
  • Let's all agree to call it knob or knoll if you prefer, and leave it at that.

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Lmfao@quiet guy

    Submitted by boolou on Jul 22, 10 at 2:39am
  • I'm Australian and it's called 'giving head' regardless of gender here.

    Submitted by kase1987 on Aug 15, 10 at 11:07pm
  • I want a musician

    Submitted by jillyjillyjilly on Jul 23, 10 at 8:32am
  • Wow...who the fuck cries from oral? You're either full of yourself or she's a fucking twit!

    Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 4:38pm
    • Are you kidding? I cry during oral and normal sex, but only during the absolute best orgasms. When they are THAT good, tears run down my face uncontrollably sometimes. Usually freaks guys out the first time. Didn't think it was that uncommon...

      Submitted by KristenJ on Jul 21, 10 at 4:57pm
      • Heh, I was hospitalized for a few weeks and the first time we had sex after I got home I got my wife off twice and she cried afterwards.

        Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:11pm
  • Son, if she's crying, you *might* be doing it wrong. They're not supposed to be sad and/or in pain. Just a thought

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:16pm
    • No pain about it, when the orgasm is THAT good, I cry from the overwhelming pleasure.

      Submitted by KristenJ on Jul 21, 10 at 4:58pm
  • Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 1:28pm
  • Pretty sure if its on a girl then it isnt called head...

    Submitted by sydneyyyy on Jul 21, 10 at 6:31pm
  • def not tuba is where it's at

    Submitted by drunkhobo on Jul 22, 10 at 10:36am
  • Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:32pm
  • I'm from Denver and I've heard it a bunch of times

    Submitted by anirbas on Jul 27, 10 at 1:49am
    • Me too. Getting "face" is a foreign term to me and I am nowhere near being a teen... or virgin

      Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 16, 10 at 6:57pm
  • Or she's teribly disapointed ....

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 21, 10 at 9:37pm
  • Sax players are fags.

    Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 21, 10 at 4:11pm
    • I'd like to hear the methodology leading you up to that conclusion of staggering philosophical ramifications.

      Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:12pm
    • i have got to disagree with that. vehemently.

      Submitted by alexand on Jul 21, 10 at 9:37pm
  • Trumpets....flutter tonguing technique.

    Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Feb 18, 12 at 9:10pm
  • I have never heard eating a girl out being called head, that just seems weird cause we don't have a head down there, guys do

    Submitted by Duckkoo on Jun 22, 11 at 3:08am
  • FIRST MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!11

    Submitted by hamnop on Jul 21, 10 at 3:46pm
  • Sean?!

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Lol... Tuba would be for motorboating DDs

    Submitted by gaterhog on Jul 23, 10 at 12:45am
  • Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 11:55am
    • He would say that it is more blessed to give than to receive

      Submitted by Ibdl on Jul 21, 10 at 2:04pm
  • How can a girl get head????

    Submitted by jenpearce on Jul 21, 10 at 12:20pm