She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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Ah yes. Musicians and their oral skills.
YES I LOVE YOU FOR THAT JOKE!
Oral skills, or aural skills?
Wow... The 12 year olds who troll this site are getting dumber by the day...\n\nThe act of giving head can be performed on a male or a female. It is called head because that's what you are using to pleasure your partner, that's what's in between their legs the whole time...
No, it's call head because you suck on the head of the penis. If it's a girl it's call "face".
So, you suck the face of the clitoris? You're retarded.
Head can be on a guy or a girl. Firsty has spoken!
Firsty, ur a boss
I have never heard or read that, ever.
Girls get face, dudes get head. Its pretty simple. If you are to search for "girls getting head" on google, you would come up with "girls GIVING head". Sorry A_C, you should go figure out how magnets work.
Your weird. face? never heard that in my life. PS** most retarded argument i've ever heard in my life.
I'm not surprised. You never learned the difference between "your" and "you're" either.
What nationality are you, wdrake3? That might make the difference.
I'm an American. Seriously, I've heard a couple of guys say girls can get head, but the general consensus from those who here them say that is, they are idiots. And Maybe is a Colorado thing, but my friend from Boulder says she's never heard it used like that before.
I don't know. I'm American and I've always known it to be "head," regardless of the person's gender. I mean, does it really matter? The implication's there; you know the act that's being performed. Not a big deal.
You really should NOT be criticizing others' grammar mistakes when that hot mess of a paragraph just came off your fingertips. Seriously, do a double-take and try again.
I actually don't know who you are referring to here. The only person who criticized grammar was wdrake3, and his posts have been grammatically flawless.
you use big words..
I'm not surprised. You never learned the difference between "here" and "hear" either.
USE URBANDICTIONARY YOU SAD PATHETIC SCHMUCK YOU'RE JUST AS WRONG AS WHEN YOUR MOMMA GAVE BIRTH TO YOU
Screw you guys, I'm going hooome!
Women can get head... It's also called "eating her out" for you prepubescent 12 year olds
Musicians are just better at everything
I really want to experience this now..
Sax players do everything better in bed. Fact.
spoken like bill "wet willy" clinton
fuck you, now i'm reading all this in his voice.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
almost as good as trombones :P we do it in 7 basic positions, but we have 1000s of positions for each sound...but on the other hand sax's do finger faster. idk who wld tongue faster...:P
I sent this text to my gf, and she asked if I was the original poster LMAO...wish I could take credit for having done so but I can't...congrats bro and thanks for the inspiration...-Saxy
Me and my boyfriend both play sax. ;)
Husband is a sax player... ;0))
ChanovskY i agree wholeheartedly. trumpet players FTW!
That's just naughty
Callin eating out "head" is fucked up
i love how people are trying to be all cool focusing on the fact that he called eating a girl out, head. i kinda don't think that was the point of the text
Obviously she has never been with a trumpet player, other wise she wouldn't waste her time on pathetic sax players with no tongue skills.
No tongue skills? Saxophonists have to know how to use their tongues perfectly otherwise the sound comes out distorted! All trumpet players know how to do is to make retarded faces while performing.
Hold on a minute, if you're making a retarded face, you're doing it wrong. I know some sax players that don't know what articulation is. triple tongue?
exactly, brass players can tongue so much faster, hav u ever played brass machine?? as a low brass grl, i most def blow the hardest :) and as a trombonist, i hav 7 basic positions, but 1000s for each diff sound :P
I have never heard of a girl gettin head and I'm from SE Texas. Eatin pussy, goin down, and eatin out are some of what I've heard and used. And I'm definitely not 12. Add fourteen years to that lol
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
Chanovsky-baby, please tell me you play the trumpet...mama needs some good vibes...
thats how a boss does it
This is so true! The best oral I ever had was from a sax player and it was amazing!
Um u sax player come here
Musicians for the win!
That bad huh? You don't use a reed with her vagina, friend.
Fristy plays a whole band.
I love the 10 foot long section of people commenting on other peoples comments. And who really cares about someones grammer? Get a life
This doesn't even make sense.
Hopefully SHE hasn't gotten HEAD at all.
Let's all agree to call it knob or knoll if you prefer, and leave it at that.
I'm Australian and it's called 'giving head' regardless of gender here.
I want a musician
Wow...who the fuck cries from oral? You're either full of yourself or she's a fucking twit!
Are you kidding? I cry during oral and normal sex, but only during the absolute best orgasms. When they are THAT good, tears run down my face uncontrollably sometimes. Usually freaks guys out the first time. Didn't think it was that uncommon...
Heh, I was hospitalized for a few weeks and the first time we had sex after I got home I got my wife off twice and she cried afterwards.
Son, if she's crying, you *might* be doing it wrong. They're not supposed to be sad and/or in pain. Just a thought
No pain about it, when the orgasm is THAT good, I cry from the overwhelming pleasure.
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Pretty sure if its on a girl then it isnt called head...
def not tuba is where it's at
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
I'm from Denver and I've heard it a bunch of times
Me too. Getting "face" is a foreign term to me and I am nowhere near being a teen... or virgin
Or she's teribly disapointed ....
Sax players are fags.
I'd like to hear the methodology leading you up to that conclusion of staggering philosophical ramifications.
i have got to disagree with that. vehemently.
Trumpets....flutter tonguing technique.
I have never heard eating a girl out being called head, that just seems weird cause we don't have a head down there, guys do
Lol... Tuba would be for motorboating DDs
He would say that it is more blessed to give than to receive
How can a girl get head????