her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Next time you should just Beat It.
Not really sure where the bragging comes into play here... You had sex to a Michael Jackson song, and even admitted that the only time she squealed was when he did.
It's funny. When he was alive, everyone called him a child molester. He died and 1 billion people cried and the molesting thing has been forgotten/forgiven.
only the involuntary squeals are authentic. she was faking, man. im sorry.
Ironically enough, the children he molested did the same thing.
the smart person in this situation would put "the way you make me feel" on repeat.
You should find her the next day and sing "Do You Remember the Time"
Michael Jackson is creepy.
I love Michael Jackson!!! :D
I fornicate with the devil all the time while listening to "Beat It".
That's just disturbing!!
i forgot that proper grammar is crucial when sending text messages...
Good night to the sex, bad night to captain child molester
Mj sex ftw!
"She and I," grammar these days...
*She and I.
I don't know about you but this is a win
You two touch little boys!
Seconding the condolences for your ego - she was faking bro.
Crazy odd. Firsty ;)
Haha, but Michael's great. Btw, 207? Maine?! I'm from Maine.