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  • Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 3, 10 at 12:26pm

    Next time you should just Beat It.

  • Submitted by JackBerton on Aug 3, 10 at 8:57am

    Not really sure where the bragging comes into play here... You had sex to a Michael Jackson song, and even admitted that the only time she squealed was when he did.

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 3, 10 at 8:35am

    It's funny. When he was alive, everyone called him a child molester. He died and 1 billion people cried and the molesting thing has been forgotten/forgiven.

  • Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 3, 10 at 8:25am

    Ironically enough, the children he molested did the same thing.

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    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Aug 3, 10 at 9:46am

    only the involuntary squeals are authentic. she was faking, man. im sorry.

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Aug 3, 10 at 10:11am

    *She and I.

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    Submitted by amonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 1:13pm

    Seconding the condolences for your ego - she was faking bro.

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    Submitted by gdbear30 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:50pm

    the smart person in this situation would put "the way you make me feel" on repeat.

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    Submitted by bigej1984 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:05pm

    i forgot that proper grammar is crucial when sending text messages...

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    Submitted by Allo_guv on Aug 3, 10 at 8:37am

    Good night to the sex, bad night to captain child molester

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    Submitted by kgraham21 on Aug 3, 10 at 9:20am

    I love Michael Jackson!!! :D

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    Submitted by volcom4320 on Aug 3, 10 at 8:47am

    Michael Jackson is creepy.

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    Submitted by Imtheone on Aug 3, 10 at 8:44am

    That's just disturbing!!

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    Submitted by eveiw on Aug 3, 10 at 8:23am

    Mj sex ftw!

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 3, 10 at 10:56am

    I don't know about you but this is a win

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    Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Aug 3, 10 at 5:33pm

    "She and I," grammar these days...

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    Submitted by tommysalami on Aug 3, 10 at 8:36am

    You two touch little boys!

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    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 3, 10 at 11:06pm

    You should find her the next day and sing "Do You Remember the Time"

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 3, 10 at 8:23am

    I fornicate with the devil all the time while listening to "Beat It".

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    Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Aug 3, 10 at 8:18am

    Crazy odd. Firsty ;)

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    Submitted by tiffanimichele on Jan 17, 12 at 9:49pm

    Haha, but Michael's great. Btw, 207? Maine?! I'm from Maine.