please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Every time I see that woman downtown, she seems to be accompanied by a guy who seems very young, drunk, and scared. Wonderful.
give him some praise, he made out with the very first Catwoman. high five.
Why does the Op have to be a guy? I think this text works better if you think of the Op as a chick.
Omg...I think I may know who the old lady is...if so, that's fucking vile
Who doesn't love old women scantily clad in the wonder that is Spandex??
If this took place in Ithaca that spandex cover woman is a man by the name of David Lisa.
omg please don't tell me you made out with rasa! she's the cougar legend of Binghamton lol
oh ms. binghamton <3
Oh my goooood this is from Binghamton. My life is complete.
I laughed at this. I actually laughed. congrats