Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • you might as well kill yourself because something like this will never happen to you, cunt rag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:36pm
  • weirdest thing ever, listening to music. and as soon as i read this THAT song came on, weidest thing of life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:28am
  • Epic blow job win -BTK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:22pm
  • I'm a girl, and I'm incredibly jealous I'll never have this expierience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:01pm
  • No idea what 11:32 is actually trying to say in regards to the wording of the texts, but this is fucking epic. Greatest song ever. So that's what the line "so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye" is referring to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:44pm
  • that song is my favorite song of all time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Figures that you'd get THIS one posted on here...douche canoe :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:11pm
  • This shit is not "Epic".... You are all retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:18pm
  • You can get a blowjob WHILE "Bohemian Rhapsody" plays, but not TO the song itself. That's damn near impossible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:32am
  • Can I uber thumbs-up this?

    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jan 28, 10 at 5:05pm
  • You could probably get head to the beat of "another one bites the dust" if you really wanted to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:44am
  • Yes. Please kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:06am
  • @11:32 It all depends on the skill of the person giving you a blow job. I do my boyfriend to music all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:18pm
  • +2 points if you were high at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:59am
  • This only counts if it was Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Juesus i'm so jealous...7:04: FUCK YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:59pm
  • In Soviet Russia, Bohemian Rhapsody moment tops you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:15pm
  • @11:32AM: Right? Thinking the same thing.. annd to the theme? I was like, is there a Bohemian Rhapsody movie too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:33am
  • Fuck yes. this is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:16pm
  • 4:07 jealous. And probably in junior high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Wow this is one of the best texts I've ever seen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:45pm
  • You Jesus wrong... Dude...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:59pm
  • so does this chick take requests. like can i have one to "don't stop believing" or somethin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:54am
  • do you know the guy's name that gave you the BJ??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Fuck that song is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:41am
  • Scadamoo scadamoo can u do the fandango

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Omgomg first I've always wanted to do this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:27am
  • 4:07 plz improve as an individual. Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:31am
  • 4:37 you probably like flock of seagulls right? Cock sucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:15am
  • false, but great idea :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:50pm
  • You can't top a blow job to bohemian rhapsody period! Except maybe rough sex while mötorhead is playing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Wow You have high standards for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:19pm
  • 5:59 I was thinking the exact fucking thing!!! Being high makes blowjobs so much more sensual

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:01am
  • YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! whoever you are, you make me PROUD!!

    Submitted by woodcuttingman on Jan 13, 11 at 8:24pm
  • Well, we all agree with the killing yourself part...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Was it from a dude Freddy Mercury? Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:02pm
  • No, if you were rolling at the time you couldn't top that moment. Just take ecstasy and do it again. Then kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Yeah, 4:07 really needs to turn his life around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:37am
  • @12.44 fucking made me laugh out loud. Spinach came out my nose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:54pm