My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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He's in Miami biiitch. Get yo hands up.
Niiiiceeee!!!!!!! Live it up
There's always someone who knows...
im in buenos aires. tell him to call
I can belive this I've done Xanax and lost entire days and ended up 100 miles from home with no explanation
Well crotch itch I took 4 bars and was told I took six more through out the night so f@$k off
He should watch a marlins game while he's down
As long as ur in Miami, you don't care where ur going or how u got there ur just siked ur there
Oh let's just make them up now. o.k.
Pdpotman420: you are a pussy. Xanax is such bullshit.
There is more amnesia on tfln than 80s cartoons
Try waking up in New York from party in Pittsburgh the night before not knowing anyone in the tour bus but this half naked girl is giving you a hand job
I can explain it.....either you are lying or he is......simple as that.