Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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the onion had a pretty good headline: Steinbrenner fires his heart
What makes you think that he's in Heaven?
if God was really a Sox fan, would he let them go on an 86 year drought? i've heard of tough love, but thas goin too far
A lot of these aren't even actual texts. Just people with clever ideas. I bet only like one fourth of these are actual received texts.
Yet here you are, reading them and then bitching about them.
you know he's gonna try to fire St. Peter from the front gates if he's kept waiting to long...
i'm confused, who's that?
Yeah...this was on Twitter early this morning. So congrats for posting someone else's cleverness as your own.
who says that he wasn't the one who posted it on twitter?
Just like you know where.....
@memyself: Actually, historically Jesus was a very real person. As to whether or not you believe he is the savior for mankind is a different topic all together. How about forming a brain before you fucking speak again, you imbecile. K, thanks.
@dilorenzo, you're fucking retarded.
@dilorenzo: let me translate what anonymous is trying to say, since you seem to be a tad slow: what whiteknave meant was that he might rather be in hell than in heaven. d'uh. now go sit in a corner and never dare to speak again.
Ahahahahahahahaha fuck yuuuu wwhhale
Hope he buzzes
Steinbrenner definitely isn't in heaven. And Jesus isn't anyones bitch.
Let's hope they don't do to him , what they did to Ted Williams ....
Latest News: Steinbrenner just bought out the angels...
This made me lol
God is a red sox fan, sorry
these pretzels are making me Firsty
@whiteknave. He died of a heart attack this morning you fuckwit.
This isn't twitter. You can reply to my post directly.
Either that or he will fire the whole Holy Trinity and then rehire them next Holy season.
Steinbrenner's a dick, just like the rest of the Yankees!
If Jesus were real =)
Don't lie no way is that guy getting into heaven
oh, it's "anonmyous"... hehe. well, i hope dilorenzo still gets it. although...
This monkey's gone to heaven
@dayfag. Go fuck yourself. Comprende?
Not even remotely funny, fucking dumb
That is fucking genius.