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  • you just got a hand job idk why you would feel like fucking John Travolta after that.

    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:55pm
    • because Saturday Night Fever featured John Travolta dancing and he gets laid

      Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 16, 10 at 2:08pm
      • I know, i understood the text but it was a joke, a play on words per se. Instead of using "fucking" as an adjective, I twisted it to be a verb.

        Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:16pm
        • Ah well that makes sense, sorry for being retarded

          Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 16, 10 at 2:21pm
          • Lol, good on you. If only everyone who acts retarded would realise it and apologise..

            Submitted by ojg15 on Jul 16, 10 at 9:56pm
  • Some slut fiddled with your willy and your immediate reaction is that you want to fuck John Travolta. You've either got life issues or grammar issues. Probably both.

    Submitted by kensbetterhalf on Jul 16, 10 at 2:30pm
  • How are you going to fuck John Travolta with your limp handjob dick?

    Submitted by tonto01 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:29pm
  • Well if you feel like fucking john travolta, i saw go for it

    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 16, 10 at 3:17pm
  • Wow, a fucking handjob... kudos! Firsty!

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 3:32pm
  • That's awesome if your twelve

    Submitted by surfer1 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:09pm
  • I thought the same thing lockdown23. Funny sh*t.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Should've fucked her.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 24, 12 at 11:16pm
  • John travolta would have fucked a dude after

    Submitted by jbballa on Oct 23, 11 at 12:43am
  • How old are we? Still in junior high, handjoba in college are like handshakes

    Submitted by Casanova2012 on Jul 16, 10 at 3:30pm
  • dude i bet this was at night storm!!

    Submitted by swlnugget23 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:41pm
  • I know John Travolta is an awesome dancer, but why does one need to screw him after dancing-up on a girl and getting a hand-job? You must be bi.

    Submitted by MrK on Jul 17, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Self inflicted handjobs Firsty discovered in Soviet Russia whilst masturbating violently over pretzels which failed to quench thirst. Two Hundred and Thirty Ninth.

    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:15pm
  • Lmao!!

    Submitted by motoxdad on Jul 17, 10 at 12:08am
  • call me ;) seven oh sevensixtwoeight2939

    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 6:47pm
  • Night storm niggg

    Submitted by cjlamothe on Jul 17, 10 at 2:02am
  • In soviet russia a handjob gave John Travolta you!

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 16, 10 at 2:03pm
  • How do u know what fucking John Travolta is like?

    Submitted by ThisWhiteGuy on Mar 21, 11 at 6:40pm
  • He probably wouldn't respect you in the morning. But what ever blows your hair back.

    Submitted by true_blue on Jul 19, 10 at 8:42am
  • thats fucking lame, how old are you? I could understand if you got laid or head atleast... fuck a handjob this isn't sixth grade.

    Submitted by Griffinyte on Jul 16, 10 at 2:14pm
  • In mexico u would give john travolta a handjobs

    Submitted by fuzzynutz on Jul 16, 10 at 1:58pm
  • In the USA you feed John travilta pretzels while he tosses your salad

    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 16, 10 at 2:41pm
  • Firstyyyy

    Submitted by ambuhh on Jul 16, 10 at 1:53pm