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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:25pm

    This worked on me. Pizza = my fav food. And I like to fuck. I also like people who are upfront about shit and don't beat around the bush. So this line is a win, win, win for me. Ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:27am

    573 is Farmington. An hour south of St.Louis...I'm proud to say this is my home town

  • Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 17, 10 at 7:14pm

    Thank goodness, another "that's not the point" text! Oddly i've never sent/received a text saying this or "please come get me". oh tfln, you tricky devil!

    • 81 95
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:42pm

      You think that's overused? I've only seen a few of them. And really, what do you expect - there's only so many ways to send a text message detailing your crazy experiences with sex or recreational intoxicants.

  • 98 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:19pm

    STFU 10:16 I said that first u dick! "yadonsaythat!"

  • 93 85
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51pm

    Never let it be said that you're not a girl who knows what she wants.

  • 87 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:32am

    This some White honkie shitiit y'all know nuggets luv them fried chicken from pop eyes

  • 93 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:43am

    Qqqcs

  • 94 92
    Submitted by Poop_Rocks on Feb 17, 10 at 7:19pm

    Mizzou ehh?

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:53am

    Omg who wants to fuck tht bad

  • 89 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:10pm

    Rats - in TN at the moment. TX next week though.

  • 90 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:03pm

    What's wrong? You don't like fuckin PIZZA?!?!

  • 86 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:48pm

    Straight forward is the way to go.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:20am

    Women are such fucking whores. I love it. :)

  • 88 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:14pm

    Fuck soviet Russia jokes, helluh played out now

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:09pm

    Fuck u for using "helluh"

  • 84 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:57pm

    I'm gonna test it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:23pm

    I had pick up line contests at school and I Swear this line worked EVERY time

  • 85 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:07pm

    In Soviet Russia pussy pounds you

    • 75 79
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:46pm

      I believe they call that "cowgirl", actually.

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:10pm

    yeah missouri! keeping it classy.

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:22pm

    2:27, 573 is most of missouri outside stl. we only have three area codes in this state, not counting kc.

  • 78 80
    Submitted by sydmarqu3z on Feb 18, 10 at 10:30pm

    classy... lol

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:07pm

    7:06 sure - where are you?

  • 79 83
    Submitted by dkallday on Feb 18, 10 at 3:29am

    What? You don't like fuckin pizza?

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:28am

    In Communist Cuba pick up lines Fuck you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:06pm

    Can someone please pound my pussy?

    • Submitted by St00byD00 on Feb 18, 10 at 1:29pm

      only if youre hot and not a dude

  • 68 63
    Submitted by lovebugnurrug on May 25, 10 at 3:50pm

    Now that is a man I would like to marry.

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:49am

    STOP POSTING FAKE SHIT

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:20am

    Like dj jazzy Jeff. Wanna get some fried chicken and let's get busy.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:34pm

    I love white girls...love them

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:17pm

    314=st louis. REPRESENT!

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:04pm

    In soviet Russia we just ask to fuck, no need for pizza

  • 69 67
    Submitted by ansr3d on Oct 20, 10 at 9:58pm

    573 = mizzou lol

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:24am

    I remember my last beer.

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:41pm

    That's an old pick up line

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:15pm

    Yeah Mizzou!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:03pm

    I can't believe he used a Return of The Browsku line and it worked. That chick is a fucking whore.

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:17pm

    I bet he picked up something else if she wad that easy

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:33pm

    What u don't like pizza?

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:00pm

    that was from the "new Haircut pt2" on YouTube ... Broski!!

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:38am

    the best pick up line is "nice fuck let's Fuck.@

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:08pm

    Texas

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:12pm

    I have used this line forever. Absolutely aweome when they know the next part and say, "im not hungry"

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:18pm

    Lmao! @ 7:14

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:09pm

    I would love too

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:15pm

    Too easy

  • 76 99
    Submitted by gtyj2 on Feb 17, 10 at 10:49pm

    hahaha ive used this before is she says no...then you say what you dont like fucking pizza?

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:05pm

    First!!!!!

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:17pm

    6:32. Dumb blacks hahahaha. How can't you afford anything but you are all at popeyes??

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:57am

    10:22....broslikethissite.com? Love your style.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:57pm

    What. You don't like no fucking pizza?

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:36pm

    BEST PICKUP LINE EVARRRR!!!!

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:47am

    This is from my new haircut vol. 2 on YouTube. "Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What's the matter..you don't like pizza?"

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:29pm

    Fuck her or the pizza?

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:22pm

    this guys obvs a fucking bro king because he knows all slampieces want is food and sex. bros are the shit.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:22pm

    Where in Texas

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:09am

    I remember my first beer

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:29pm

    Fort lenordwood whores...

  • 70 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:19pm

    Nice way to stay classy stl girls. -_-

    • 86 88
      Submitted by abcd52 on Feb 18, 10 at 12:09am

      Actually, St. Louis isn't in the 573 area code...\nThis is probably someone from Columbia.

      • 79 94
        Submitted by abcd52 on Feb 18, 10 at 12:11am

        never mind, you're probably referring to the 314

        • 60 67
          Submitted by BlackMamba24 on Nov 30, 10 at 6:25pm

          573 is the Columbia area code

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:16pm

    I remember my first beer,

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Arechii on Jun 22, 11 at 12:54am

    Lolhahaha greatest line ever!!

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:39pm

    Go Mizzou beat Texas by 7 woooooot

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:14am

    I swear assholes just post shit they hear Commics say on TV and try to pass it off like a text get over yourselfs ur not funny

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:21pm

    What you don't like fuckin pizza?!??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:30am

    I remember my first beer

  • Submitted by rollasucks on Feb 24, 10 at 2:18am

    i totally think i know who this was lmfao!!!! what r the odds?