she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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Damnit! I always get the ones with semen in the middle.
DUDE. She just said that BLOWING YOU is one of her two favorite things. You need to MARRY this girl.
Definatly new valentine.
Marriage candidate there.
She wishes you were black.
I've never sucked a dick and I'm not planning to any time soon but that actually makes it so much more appealing
Ooh man fuckin do it
marry that slut
I will trade you a $1,000 for her.
Why isn't there a great night button?
All of you ppl making racist comments are clearly a lower class of human. Ultimately you have nothing better to say on here, or probably anywhere. You're probably insecure about yourselves so you pick on others for the modt pathetic reasons.
that is so awesome
I don't even... How is this a question?! Definitely new valentine!
there is no way that that can be a bad night
12:49 Just because she likes chocolate doesn't make her fat. Get your head out of your ass.
11:08 haha win
11:08 - Hilarious!!!
She's cheating on you with the chocolate man in the axe commercials
Who ever thumb downed this is a ruhtard or just too jealous. But awesome. Keep her
I so put chocolate sauce on my boyfriends dick and licked it all off
messy though :/
Why would that be weird? Just make sure he chocolate cools after you melt it.
That sounds like a great idea! Thanx TFLN!
In soviet Russia I suck chocalate dick , then blow it, my two fav things... Happy vday, that's how I roll!
prooobably a fairport girl from the 585 if it were my guess
Haha i don't bite on peaNUTs!
that sounds amazing... I'm for new valentine!!
tell her she can do it all the time if she
Sprinkle penuts on top, she would have bite thouse not a good idea
yummy!! wish my guy would do that.....
8:55- people who say stupid shit like that are always insecure because they can't take a joke. Lighten up asshole
Dip it in Ranch!!
i've done that!
If I were here I would sprinkle some peanuts on top.
I bet she's fat...however, I hear that fatties give the best head...probably because they have to...
It's cuz they are hungry
Lol my friend sent this we go to pepperdine
Exchange chocolate for caramel and I'm there
When you say she i bet u ment HE
11:08 = Priceless 11:33 = don't be jealous that you can't satisfy a woman with your tiny prick. They are nigg lovers cause they want a man that'll treat them right. Some men, like me, are blessed with bigger dicks than you. Some men, like you, are blessed with... Nevermind
Omg! I did the same exact thing and he was all for it!
This post makes me a sad Panda... Getting my girlfriend to suck my dick would be like the second coming of Christ. At least she's "ok" at sex...
8:50 Dump her.
Racist ppl on here clearly are mentally retarted. Grow a brain u morons!
11:08, I love you.
Dip it in Tabasco sause
This is like my dream to do, mmmm <3
I so lol'd
this gives new meaning to a dick in a box. now it appears to be a normal chocolate log, but she takes one bite and BAM, instant bj
She likes black dicks
that's a keeper.