i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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From Urban Dictionary: "orgasim" - The fucking idiot's alternative to 'orgasm,' which is a sexual climax.
I miss the days when firsty wouldn't comment unless he was first...
But that never happened..
She wasn't with me or she would be yelling 2011
I may have to try a firstgasm..... Screaming: pretzelllllllllls!!!!!!!
Make sure you give him the blue carpet whore treatment
Fail 12 year old
That is great sex. Must be a skinny white brunette talking about a big black football player. In other words--high school.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
I think you've actually discovered time travel. I smell grant money...and pussy.
Orgasim: cumming in sim city? Stay firsty.. Pretzels will be by soon...
I'm not sure you're mature enough to talk about orgasms if you can't even spell the word!! Not tryin to be a grammar Nazi, just sayin!!
You are stupid dumb
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
These pretzels are making me Firsty!
twelve yearold dumb fucks GTFO
Really? Who cares If they spelled orgasm wrong. People should get on here to read funny texts, not correct peoples grammer. Get a life
Thts weird :/
To Whom it May Concern: Tell me how firsty is not a comical genius?
@Austinaveous: firsty comments for the sake of pretzels, and because he is firsty. That is all.
Fake: two days from now is Friday... Lol
You do realize that it takes a few days between submitting a text and it getting posted right?
Pahaha. Wow. He fucked you on Sunday?