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The C-bomb was disgusting
haha i think the bitch that slept with my husband took it . or hers should be uglymuthafukinbitchfatasswhoreslut
all of you fuck up, central jersey is the shit.
no one cares what you "<3" 10:43
6:36 what an outlandish claim to make that most people who wreck on Jersey have never been there. New Jersey is a worthless state that smells bad North, Central and South Jersey.
if you wanna have real fun set your user name to an uptight friend's name before they can
aaaaaaaaaahhhh jersey. 732 = win. (:
That is the best!! I think I know that person!!!
Had to be from Jersey.
I've been to Jersey. It's a worthless shithole. Along with every other state between NY and IL.
Most people who rip on New Jersey have never even set foot in the state.
(and no, I am not from there)
ive been to most of the states in america and ive got to say, jersey definitely is in the top 5 worst states to be in
Uh oh, there's a hurricane headed for 6:17. Just a heads up: if you're going to make fun of someone's intelligence, make sure you can spell "sentence".
turns out homewreckingwhore is already taken...
Burn! I guess I would be sweetlittleseventeenyearoldvirgin. But maybe that says too much.
fucking gold. take it to the bank.
anyone whos lived in jersey and claims its a shithole is obviously from north & central jersey.
where do you go to get your username? idk where to go :/
6:36 it's 6:25. I am from Jersey and I'll rip on my state as much as I damn well please.
(attempting to talk like a jersey resident) "ayo son dun b haten on mah state thiz shit is poppin" FAIL. jersey=epic fail
there are good friends and then there are better friends!!!! yippee!!
You know the difference between trash and Jersey girls?
That trash actually gets picked up...
that's fucking funny.
reppin' the 732!
Jersey's the shit.
from 901 - I love this!
HAHAHAAA you must be a fucking genius.
omg stop talking about new jersey, this shit is funny and you guys are ruining it with your crazy jersey guido talk
its rly funny that i actually KNOW the person that posted this txt..
I have lived in 5 states and jersey keeps it crunk. So keep sippin your haterade.
WOW this post wasn't even about Jersey. Go yell at each other on the earlier post that IS about Jersey... the one about the guy who sets the mood with Lady GaGa. That's what I'm doing ;)
I so want to send this text to that homewreckingwhorecuntslut who wrecked my home.. -- and we're in phoenix. I guess they inhabit the entire country.
im from new zealand WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
i also know the person that posted that text and she ISN"T from Jersey. Illinois guys, sorry u all live in a shit hole..
6:17. that was unnecessary.
that's funny! i mean that's fucking funny...i added the fucking so ppl from jersey would understand
more of a douche bag place? jersey, long island or staten island?
732 - where are you from?
So far the best defense of Jersey was the statement that it "keeps it crunk." Says something.
i've lived in jersey my whole life. dont hate on us just cause we're hot enough to steal your significant others.
I've spent my whole life is jersey, and believe me, it's as bad as they say.
pshh i took it first
6:36 we dont need to step foot in it the smell carries far enough already
HEY! I'm homewreakingcuntface!
clearly you're all haters becaue your state isn't recognized for it's stench.... but great text btw
this definitely came from manalapan, i know because i live there and see the trash that does as well
agreed with 7:52. south jersey is a whole different (much better) world.
How about trying to hold your mayyyyunnnn responsible for not keeping his dick in his pants? I mean, he's the one who took the vow, right? What a concept!
homewreakingcuntface is still available
i've never been, but if it's filled with jagerbomb and heineken drinking losers, that all have the same hair cut, then I consider myself a lucky guy. but hilarious text!
i shall call you jesus.
Jersey is amazing. You just have to stay out of the parts with poor people and the ghettos. That's what I do and I <3 it.
i want to go to jersey, but everyone has a cute accent!
just let me say south jersey is literally a whole different place from the rest of the state. take it from someone who had to live here their whole life! it's really not that bad.
idk bout the rest though, but i would hate living in any other part of the state!
central jersey has all the good stores and tons of hot girls. belmar , brick,ocean, pt pleasant and seaside heights. hottest girls ever no doubt.
Oh and by the way new jersey has some of the cleanest air in the world. New york is the state that smells bad.
the only thing that sucks is the condition of the roads and apartment prices.
i seriously died when i read this. funnny as hell