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  • 66 44
    Submitted by Danny66 on Jul 4, 10 at 2:46pm

    Mmm, comfy

  • 64 41
    Submitted by chasen47 on Jul 4, 10 at 7:04pm

    Were you being literal when you said you had 3000 calories of beer? Cause if you are............a twelve ounce bottle of Budweiser, for example, has one hundred and forty five calories. So if you had 3000 calories of beer, (I'm using Budweiser as it is the most common), that would mean you had about twenty beers. If it was bud light, even more. You must be one hell of a heavyweight.

  • 69 53
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 6, 10 at 12:54pm

    Yes, yes I do 1:50. =)

  • 56 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 10 at 10:45pm

    Practicing?

  • 65 59
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 4, 10 at 3:47pm

    FUCK YOU TFLN. I fucking submit a comment on the text, and an error message pops up saying I'm too quick, wait 60 seconds. Then I submit another comment, still completely relevant and text-related, and it would let me submit it because there are too many numbers?! This site is so G. A. Y.

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Franzallday on Jul 5, 10 at 1:33am

    PAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH \nthis sounds just like me\njust straight up substituting food with alcohol\nexcept in my case its Franzia. Good Times

  • 59 53
    Submitted by cahtoledo on Jul 4, 10 at 2:43pm

    Mine was vodka

  • 64 66
    Submitted by EpikChick on Jul 4, 10 at 2:24pm

    Ahahahaha

  • 64 69
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 4, 10 at 3:39pm

    the guy sitting on the couch must have gotten up n left after you were done blowin him.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 6, 10 at 1:50am

    3:47 has anger problems. Hahaha

  • 50 61
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 7, 10 at 1:52am

    Alrighty then