My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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the guy sitting on the couch must have gotten up n left after you were done blowin him.
Were you being literal when you said you had 3000 calories of beer? Cause if you are............a twelve ounce bottle of Budweiser, for example, has one hundred and forty five calories. So if you had 3000 calories of beer, (I'm using Budweiser as it is the most common), that would mean you had about twenty beers. If it was bud light, even more. You must be one hell of a heavyweight.
FUCK YOU TFLN. I fucking submit a comment on the text, and an error message pops up saying I'm too quick, wait 60 seconds. Then I submit another comment, still completely relevant and text-related, and it would let me submit it because there are too many numbers?! This site is so G. A. Y.
Yes, yes I do 1:50. =)
PAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH \nthis sounds just like me\njust straight up substituting food with alcohol\nexcept in my case its Franzia. Good Times
Mine was vodka
3:47 has anger problems. Hahaha