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  • Wow dirtyfirsty. In this text alone you left "7" comments. 7. Out of 13. Get a fucking life kid.

    Submitted by Sanjay_Gupta on Jul 25, 10 at 7:47pm
  • []D [] []\\/[] []D [] []\\[] !

    Submitted by ealtick on Jul 25, 10 at 9:32pm
  • Ok so first post about the actual text: \nHe took a girl "under" the house? That sounds like a rapist killer.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 25, 10 at 8:24pm
    • It's a beach house, Einstein. On stilts. Lots of room, and dark...made for teenagers who want to make out for the first time ever.

      Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 26, 10 at 12:38am
    • yea obviously youve never really been to the beach especially what im assuming is the outer banks since this is eastern NC...it would make perfect sense if you saw.

      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 26, 10 at 9:35am
  • i am the first person to post on here that isnt trying to run some kind of annoying tagline, original or unoriginal y'all are getting old and the fact that u spend ur days checkin tfln this often just goes to show that you pathetically live vicariously thru this website

    Submitted by iski on Jul 25, 10 at 7:35pm
  • Rule 14: Arguing with trolls, makes you a troll yourself and Trolls win. Trolling has become a community of people trying to make a unique mark. Accept it.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 8:08pm
  • Firstys no cares about any of u anylonger just give up and get a life no noe can look at a single tex without seeing some pathitec stab at comedy from one of you seriously get help

    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:48am
  • Bluh sex on the beach. The drink is good, so is the shisha, but the actual act...not so much. Sand gets in remarkably akward places.

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 26, 10 at 2:08am
  • U mad dirtyfirsty

    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 26, 10 at 12:03am
  • hahahahahah im 25 dirty since ur curious. the degree to which you have gotten offended and thus rambled to no end in an attempt to defend yourself at our criticism just goes to prove my initial point.

    Submitted by iski on Jul 25, 10 at 8:28pm
  • dirtyfirsty calm down dude it's nbd. smoke some weed, chill out

    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jul 25, 10 at 8:26pm
  • The fact firsty can be followed on Twitter shows the terminal retardation of some ppl. If u need a catchphrase to be able to post, and worse still attract ppl with a similar affliction, it's safe to say it's time to consider full time medical care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:49pm
  • What really sucks is that this is a b.a. text and deserves awesome replies, but y'all have to obsess over stupid shiattt. Way to go 252!!! Eastern NC, I love you :)

    Submitted by belleoftheblvd on Jul 26, 10 at 2:16pm
  • Viper sits by his comp all day and has no life. You're an old ass hippie. I'm enjoying my summer and you are Stupid. Firsty always gonna rule tfln. Sorry assesneedalife. That's right all you bitches read my comments. You lose. Haaaaafuckinhahahahaha

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 26, 10 at 5:49pm
  • Twelve, your retarded. You sit on TFLN telling everyone else to get lives. Hypocrisy much?

    Submitted by PurpMcGurp on Jul 26, 10 at 1:17am
  • this might have been me. i was staying in nags head nc all last week and had sex under a house. if so, sorry bout the condom under your house.

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jul 26, 10 at 11:58pm
  • Firsty fingers children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:39pm
  • That's Quacktastic!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 25, 10 at 7:15pm
  • Serenity now?

    Submitted by IQuoteSeinfeld on Jul 25, 10 at 9:27pm
  • Iski well said That was good

    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:46am
  • Brooks was here.

    Submitted by twasadreeeeam on Jul 26, 10 at 3:24am
  • "worry about ur dickless asses". Firsty us anxious unless he's all filled up lololol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:44pm
  • lmao, soo ironic; my first time was on a beach too

    Submitted by SeductivePotato on Jul 28, 10 at 1:35am
  • That's gold Jerry! Gold!

    Submitted by uAllSuck on Jul 25, 10 at 7:51pm
  • Dirtyfirsty u just admitted at everyone u are just a lost little boy u check tfln inbetween chores and classes aor some shit are u for real rite now really check with your mom and see if its ok for u to use this app

    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:54am
  • You go girl!

    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 25, 10 at 8:35pm
  • Wow dirty how can one child post so many times for one tex do u have no life at all do u need some more chores to do and thanks for the how to wast your life explnation no one could have figured out how to post with out u

    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:57am
  • First!!

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 25, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Iski, that's a long tagline!

    Submitted by Spark228 on Jul 26, 10 at 2:42am
  • am i the only one who thinks this sounds super skeychy?

    Submitted by hjjhgfuikkohv on Jul 26, 10 at 1:41am
  • *is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Wow nice job

    Submitted by FirstBornUnicorn on Jul 26, 10 at 4:20am
  • This text is very fuck worthy

    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 26, 10 at 12:48am
  • Suck shit firsty followers. The crowd hates u. It's official

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 1:52pm
  • The beach is for biZnatches

    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 25, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Lame az shyt.

    Submitted by eagle65 on Jul 25, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Also retards can not use a i phone so no one on here can be s retard so agian do not post until something good does not hit u cus chances are if u post it we will all loose brain cells reading your bs

    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 4:07am
  • Haters fade fun stays

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 26, 10 at 12:08am
  • Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise

    Submitted by jaycutler on Jul 25, 10 at 7:05pm
  • Dirty did your dumbass just say pimple dace then talk about how old someonels is hoy stupid r u

    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 4:04am
  • /dabs drool away from firsty's slack mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:50pm
  • This text is kinda sad. :(\nAnd dirtyfirsty, please calm down.

    Submitted by Leaf on Jul 26, 10 at 12:52am
  • Rule N: Moving a touch screen with your nipple (yea, it's possible) entitles you to be punched in the dick. NE. Rule N.5: Womans nipples moving touch screen = wins.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 7:15pm
  • Viper4985-- what are you talking about, what are you saying?

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 26, 10 at 5:10pm
  • Beast f*cling will never be popular or accepted. So STFU!

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Lost count yet sajay gayfuck? Count again. Loser. And Rule you stay. You're kinda funny. Not a fuckin troll either. I'm an angry Bitch cause stupid is forever. Dumb douchefucks.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 8:12pm
  • Lives

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 7:04pm
  • Rule 39: there will be a furry version of everything.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 7:12pm
  • that deserves some pretzels

    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Jul 25, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Sanjay you're a retard. You get a fuckin life. Tfln isn't even a real hobby but yet you post boring stupid post after post and have over ten usernames. Sad sad sad pimple face bastards. You'll be on here forever. No life just Internet until welfare can't pay for it any more.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 8:06pm
    • any time i want to see comments from dirtyfirsty...i scroll right to the bottom. theyre always the ones with the most thumbs down!

      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 26, 10 at 9:36am
  • Wow! Old people you've proven once again how stupid you are. Someone posted a text about maybe losing their virginity and nobody text about that? Get a real job old stupid tremendously ignorant people who lives on tfln.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 8:47pm
    • The tfln community could do without your ignorant and falsely arrogant ass. No one likes you except peyton because you said he was funny. Why don't you stop judging everyone and make some friends or read a book. Stop wasting your time commenting on every text and calling everyone old because you don't have any smart insults due to a serious lack of brains.

      Submitted by RollingStoner on Jul 26, 10 at 2:02am
  • Pyramus was here.

    Submitted by HerecomesPyramus on Jul 26, 10 at 12:17am
  • You're on here. No life for you either huh? Don't worry about my life asstarts. It's Sunday here. You maybe need to find a life. This is boring after a week being here. How do you stay on for months at a time? Yeah you're pathetic. Enjoy the same ol shit day after day after zzzzzzzzzzzz day. In the future just worry about your dickless asses.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 8:03pm