this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Wow dirtyfirsty. In this text alone you left "7" comments. 7. Out of 13. Get a fucking life kid.
D  \\/ D  \\ !
Ok so first post about the actual text: \nHe took a girl "under" the house? That sounds like a rapist killer.
It's a beach house, Einstein. On stilts. Lots of room, and dark...made for teenagers who want to make out for the first time ever.
yea obviously youve never really been to the beach especially what im assuming is the outer banks since this is eastern NC...it would make perfect sense if you saw.
i am the first person to post on here that isnt trying to run some kind of annoying tagline, original or unoriginal y'all are getting old and the fact that u spend ur days checkin tfln this often just goes to show that you pathetically live vicariously thru this website
Firstys no cares about any of u anylonger just give up and get a life no noe can look at a single tex without seeing some pathitec stab at comedy from one of you seriously get help
Bluh sex on the beach. The drink is good, so is the shisha, but the actual act...not so much. Sand gets in remarkably akward places.
Rule 14: Arguing with trolls, makes you a troll yourself and Trolls win. Trolling has become a community of people trying to make a unique mark. Accept it.
Firsty likes this rule :)
The fact firsty can be followed on Twitter shows the terminal retardation of some ppl. If u need a catchphrase to be able to post, and worse still attract ppl with a similar affliction, it's safe to say it's time to consider full time medical care
U mad dirtyfirsty
dirtyfirsty calm down dude it's nbd. smoke some weed, chill out
hahahahahah im 25 dirty since ur curious. the degree to which you have gotten offended and thus rambled to no end in an attempt to defend yourself at our criticism just goes to prove my initial point.
Iski well said That was good
What really sucks is that this is a b.a. text and deserves awesome replies, but y'all have to obsess over stupid shiattt. Way to go 252!!! Eastern NC, I love you :)
Firsty fingers children.
this might have been me. i was staying in nags head nc all last week and had sex under a house. if so, sorry bout the condom under your house.
Viper sits by his comp all day and has no life. You're an old ass hippie. I'm enjoying my summer and you are Stupid. Firsty always gonna rule tfln. Sorry assesneedalife. That's right all you bitches read my comments. You lose. Haaaaafuckinhahahahaha
Twelve, your retarded. You sit on TFLN telling everyone else to get lives. Hypocrisy much?
Seriously, You're better than this.
Brooks was here.
"worry about ur dickless asses". Firsty us anxious unless he's all filled up lololol
lmao, soo ironic; my first time was on a beach too
Dirtyfirsty u just admitted at everyone u are just a lost little boy u check tfln inbetween chores and classes aor some shit are u for real rite now really check with your mom and see if its ok for u to use this app
You go girl!
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
am i the only one who thinks this sounds super skeychy?
Wow dirty how can one child post so many times for one tex do u have no life at all do u need some more chores to do and thanks for the how to wast your life explnation no one could have figured out how to post with out u
Iski, that's a long tagline!
Wow nice job
This text is very fuck worthy
The beach is for biZnatches
Suck shit firsty followers. The crowd hates u. It's official
Also retards can not use a i phone so no one on here can be s retard so agian do not post until something good does not hit u cus chances are if u post it we will all loose brain cells reading your bs
Lame az shyt.
Haters fade fun stays
Dirty did your dumbass just say pimple dace then talk about how old someonels is hoy stupid r u
This text is kinda sad. :(\nAnd dirtyfirsty, please calm down.
Beast f*cling will never be popular or accepted. So STFU!
Viper4985-- what are you talking about, what are you saying?
Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise
/dabs drool away from firsty's slack mouth
Rule N: Moving a touch screen with your nipple (yea, it's possible) entitles you to be punched in the dick. NE. Rule N.5: Womans nipples moving touch screen = wins.
Lost count yet sajay gayfuck? Count again. Loser. And Rule you stay. You're kinda funny. Not a fuckin troll either. I'm an angry Bitch cause stupid is forever. Dumb douchefucks.
that deserves some pretzels
Wow! Old people you've proven once again how stupid you are. Someone posted a text about maybe losing their virginity and nobody text about that? Get a real job old stupid tremendously ignorant people who lives on tfln.
The tfln community could do without your ignorant and falsely arrogant ass. No one likes you except peyton because you said he was funny. Why don't you stop judging everyone and make some friends or read a book. Stop wasting your time commenting on every text and calling everyone old because you don't have any smart insults due to a serious lack of brains.
Rule 39: there will be a furry version of everything.
Sanjay you're a retard. You get a fuckin life. Tfln isn't even a real hobby but yet you post boring stupid post after post and have over ten usernames. Sad sad sad pimple face bastards. You'll be on here forever. No life just Internet until welfare can't pay for it any more.
any time i want to see comments from dirtyfirsty...i scroll right to the bottom. theyre always the ones with the most thumbs down!
Pyramus was here.
You're on here. No life for you either huh? Don't worry about my life asstarts. It's Sunday here. You maybe need to find a life. This is boring after a week being here. How do you stay on for months at a time? Yeah you're pathetic. Enjoy the same ol shit day after day after zzzzzzzzzzzz day. In the future just worry about your dickless asses.