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  • Submitted by Sanjay_Gupta on Jul 25, 10 at 7:47pm

    Wow dirtyfirsty. In this text alone you left "7" comments. 7. Out of 13. Get a fucking life kid.

  • Submitted by iski on Jul 25, 10 at 7:35pm

    i am the first person to post on here that isnt trying to run some kind of annoying tagline, original or unoriginal y'all are getting old and the fact that u spend ur days checkin tfln this often just goes to show that you pathetically live vicariously thru this website

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    Submitted by ealtick on Jul 25, 10 at 9:32pm

    []D [] []\\/[] []D [] []\\[] !

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 25, 10 at 8:24pm

    Ok so first post about the actual text: \nHe took a girl "under" the house? That sounds like a rapist killer.

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      Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 26, 10 at 12:38am

      It's a beach house, Einstein. On stilts. Lots of room, and dark...made for teenagers who want to make out for the first time ever.

    • 43 58
      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 26, 10 at 9:35am

      yea obviously youve never really been to the beach especially what im assuming is the outer banks since this is eastern NC...it would make perfect sense if you saw.

  • 86 74
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 8:08pm

    Rule 14: Arguing with trolls, makes you a troll yourself and Trolls win. Trolling has become a community of people trying to make a unique mark. Accept it.

    • 38 49
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 25, 10 at 11:38pm

      Firsty likes this rule :)

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    Submitted by iski on Jul 25, 10 at 8:28pm

    hahahahahah im 25 dirty since ur curious. the degree to which you have gotten offended and thus rambled to no end in an attempt to defend yourself at our criticism just goes to prove my initial point.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:39pm

    Firsty fingers children.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jul 25, 10 at 8:26pm

    dirtyfirsty calm down dude it's nbd. smoke some weed, chill out

  • 60 45
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 26, 10 at 12:03am

    U mad dirtyfirsty

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 26, 10 at 2:08am

    Bluh sex on the beach. The drink is good, so is the shisha, but the actual act...not so much. Sand gets in remarkably akward places.

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    Submitted by belleoftheblvd on Jul 26, 10 at 2:16pm

    What really sucks is that this is a b.a. text and deserves awesome replies, but y'all have to obsess over stupid shiattt. Way to go 252!!! Eastern NC, I love you :)

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    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:48am

    Firstys no cares about any of u anylonger just give up and get a life no noe can look at a single tex without seeing some pathitec stab at comedy from one of you seriously get help

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    Submitted by PurpMcGurp on Jul 26, 10 at 1:17am

    Twelve, your retarded. You sit on TFLN telling everyone else to get lives. Hypocrisy much?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:49pm

    The fact firsty can be followed on Twitter shows the terminal retardation of some ppl. If u need a catchphrase to be able to post, and worse still attract ppl with a similar affliction, it's safe to say it's time to consider full time medical care

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    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jul 26, 10 at 11:58pm

    this might have been me. i was staying in nags head nc all last week and had sex under a house. if so, sorry bout the condom under your house.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 25, 10 at 7:15pm

    That's Quacktastic!

    • 36 47
      Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 26, 10 at 12:39am

      Seriously, You're better than this.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by twasadreeeeam on Jul 26, 10 at 3:24am

    Brooks was here.

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:44pm

    "worry about ur dickless asses". Firsty us anxious unless he's all filled up lololol

  • 52 62
    Submitted by hjjhgfuikkohv on Jul 26, 10 at 1:41am

    am i the only one who thinks this sounds super skeychy?

  • 43 46
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 26, 10 at 5:49pm

    Viper sits by his comp all day and has no life. You're an old ass hippie. I'm enjoying my summer and you are Stupid. Firsty always gonna rule tfln. Sorry assesneedalife. That's right all you bitches read my comments. You lose. Haaaaafuckinhahahahaha

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    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:54am

    Dirtyfirsty u just admitted at everyone u are just a lost little boy u check tfln inbetween chores and classes aor some shit are u for real rite now really check with your mom and see if its ok for u to use this app

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 1:52pm

    Suck shit firsty followers. The crowd hates u. It's official

  • 48 60
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 25, 10 at 8:35pm

    You go girl!

  • 54 72
    Submitted by uAllSuck on Jul 25, 10 at 7:51pm

    That's gold Jerry! Gold!

  • 45 55
    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:57am

    Wow dirty how can one child post so many times for one tex do u have no life at all do u need some more chores to do and thanks for the how to wast your life explnation no one could have figured out how to post with out u

  • 40 46
    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:46am

    Iski well said That was good

  • 40 48
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 26, 10 at 12:48am

    This text is very fuck worthy

  • 41 50
    Submitted by eagle65 on Jul 25, 10 at 10:31pm

    Lame az shyt.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 25, 10 at 8:36pm

    First!!

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 25, 10 at 8:42pm

    The beach is for biZnatches

  • 43 59
    Submitted by IQuoteSeinfeld on Jul 25, 10 at 9:27pm

    Serenity now?

  • 40 56
    Submitted by SeductivePotato on Jul 28, 10 at 1:35am

    lmao, soo ironic; my first time was on a beach too

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:50pm

    /dabs drool away from firsty's slack mouth

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Spark228 on Jul 26, 10 at 2:42am

    Iski, that's a long tagline!

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    Submitted by FirstBornUnicorn on Jul 26, 10 at 4:20am

    Wow nice job

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 26, 10 at 12:08am

    Haters fade fun stays

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Leaf on Jul 26, 10 at 12:52am

    This text is kinda sad. :(\nAnd dirtyfirsty, please calm down.

  • 46 78
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 7:15pm

    Rule N: Moving a touch screen with your nipple (yea, it's possible) entitles you to be punched in the dick. NE. Rule N.5: Womans nipples moving touch screen = wins.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 26, 10 at 5:10pm

    Viper4985-- what are you talking about, what are you saying?

  • 30 49
    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 4:07am

    Also retards can not use a i phone so no one on here can be s retard so agian do not post until something good does not hit u cus chances are if u post it we will all loose brain cells reading your bs

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 11:45pm

    *is

  • 41 73
    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 26, 10 at 4:04am

    Dirty did your dumbass just say pimple dace then talk about how old someonels is hoy stupid r u

  • 46 90
    Submitted by jaycutler on Jul 25, 10 at 7:05pm

    Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 8:12pm

    Lost count yet sajay gayfuck? Count again. Loser. And Rule you stay. You're kinda funny. Not a fuckin troll either. I'm an angry Bitch cause stupid is forever. Dumb douchefucks.

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    Submitted by HerecomesPyramus on Jul 26, 10 at 12:17am

    Pyramus was here.

  • 41 90
    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Jul 25, 10 at 9:42pm

    that deserves some pretzels

  • 40 88
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 7:12pm

    Rule 39: there will be a furry version of everything.

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 7:04pm

    Lives

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 8:47pm

    Wow! Old people you've proven once again how stupid you are. Someone posted a text about maybe losing their virginity and nobody text about that? Get a real job old stupid tremendously ignorant people who lives on tfln.

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      Submitted by RollingStoner on Jul 26, 10 at 2:02am

      The tfln community could do without your ignorant and falsely arrogant ass. No one likes you except peyton because you said he was funny. Why don't you stop judging everyone and make some friends or read a book. Stop wasting your time commenting on every text and calling everyone old because you don't have any smart insults due to a serious lack of brains.

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 7:06pm

    Beast f*cling will never be popular or accepted. So STFU!

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 8:06pm

    Sanjay you're a retard. You get a fuckin life. Tfln isn't even a real hobby but yet you post boring stupid post after post and have over ten usernames. Sad sad sad pimple face bastards. You'll be on here forever. No life just Internet until welfare can't pay for it any more.

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      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 26, 10 at 9:36am

      any time i want to see comments from dirtyfirsty...i scroll right to the bottom. theyre always the ones with the most thumbs down!

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 25, 10 at 8:03pm

    You're on here. No life for you either huh? Don't worry about my life asstarts. It's Sunday here. You maybe need to find a life. This is boring after a week being here. How do you stay on for months at a time? Yeah you're pathetic. Enjoy the same ol shit day after day after zzzzzzzzzzzz day. In the future just worry about your dickless asses.