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  • Lol. Wtf. This is my text. To my friend. Hahaha. WIN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Yeah, I don't get how she got caught, either. Did she sneeze and queef out a nug?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Are yall retarded.. You get caught with weed in your vag by a drug dog.. They can smell weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:56am
  • Yah it's a "no no" but pigs will do anything they want anyway.

    Submitted by arrison on Jun 28, 10 at 1:16pm
  • How on earth do you get caught with weed in your vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:45pm
  • her magic mormon underpants didn't protect her from this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:55pm
  • That's kinda fucked up. Y'all shouldn't be posting who actually did it. That's a real bitch move. I feel bad for both girls.

    Submitted by Bulletproof432 on Nov 17, 10 at 10:54pm
  • oh if i had a nickle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:44pm
  • 8:22. I'm pretty sure the police would more likely play with her pussythen fondle your friends balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm
  • In her vagina?!?!?!?! Hahahahahahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:20am
  • hahah im mormon! let me tell you, we're not all perfect children of God like we'd like you to believe!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:13pm
  • There is sooooooooooo much right with this...

    Submitted by laidiesman on Jun 23, 10 at 12:25am
  • Dam I would've wanted to search her, aloneeeeee....

    Submitted by onelov33 on Dec 25, 10 at 2:22pm
  • ummmm i'd like to know who found the weed in there and how....hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Ha I'm from 904 I want to know what school too.it's gotta be bolles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:05am
  • i hope your vagaygay gets high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Dam I would've wanted to search her, aloneeeeee....

    Submitted by onelov33 on Dec 25, 10 at 2:22pm
  • how do you get "caught" with weed in your vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:52pm
  • I live in the 904

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:37pm
  • Wait, as in inside an inch or so, or just laying there, rubbing it through the underwear?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:14pm
  • hey 2:42. it's "vagina".... not "virgina"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:22pm
  • If the school has reasonable evidence, they can request a police officer to do a strip search with a female witness, like the school nurse. Or they could have violated the law and their own privacy policy by doing it themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:55pm
  • ha ha ha she's a dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:41am
  • how do you get caught with weed in your vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:51pm
  • ahh I live in the 904. What school was this at? Bolles?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:26pm
  • this is funny I go to Bolles, live in pv, and this did NOT happen. I know the Olivia girl too. We called her liv after she transferred. She's the retard. Hahah sorry Olivia.. And not everybody at Bolles does drugs! You just hate us because you ain't us. Haha wow...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:03am
  • One of my bitches used to do that, the I put a stop to it -Tyrone the crack addict

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Someone should tell her that is not the way to smoke it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:50am
  • why did the Mormon put weed in Olivia's vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:48pm
  • any video of the search available?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:13am
  • I'm Mormon and this doesn't happen often....wow what a retard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:46am
  • LOL. This is my school. This is epic. Oh yes please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:00pm
  • OH YEAH, im definitely jealous of Bolles kids. ive always wanted to be stuck up and a coke addict!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:37pm
  • I'm just surprised this text doesn't have a 801 area code!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:42am
  • 8:22 it's legal to do a strip search if you are 18 and the police have a probable cause to search you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Apparently, the verb form of "purse" is called "pursing", to store things inside a vagina, preferably your own if youre a female. I really hope she only pursed a little baggie of weed and not a kilo of that stuff. Grody.

    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 13, 10 at 12:57am
  • is that particular strain of marijuana known as Hair Pie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:50pm
  • haha.... this mormon boy here smokes LOTS OF WEED, good for her!!! exploring her snatch and smoking weed... love it!!! : D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:49pm
  • I don't get what her religion has to do with it? Whats the difference between a mormon getting caught with weed and a catholic, or a baptist? Lameeee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:05am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:49pm
  • How the fuck did they have the right to search a virgina. If someone at my school said we reserve the right to search ur virgina for weed I would pepper spray that sick fuck then and there!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:42pm
  • i REALLY hope this is true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:30am
  • Bull. My friends have been searched for weed before and they've hidden it under their ballz The police know they can't go there And especially reaching inside. That's a no go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Hahaha. I'm Mormon and I smoke weed, I always have it on me, so this wasn't funny till I read the last part. I've never stuck it in my vajayjay. Lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:43pm
  • School can't search your vag. Only way they would know is if you told them and took it out. Tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:29pm
  • 4:55 that's rubbbishh... Maybe with other more extreme drugs but not with weed... In college most of my teachers know when I'm high and just laugh at me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:17pm
  • 2:42 haha virgina.. twice... retard haha yay for smelly pussy mormon weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Horrah! for Mormons smoking weed! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:34am
  • don't put that there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:43pm
  • her magic mormon marijuana muff is 'mazin. and blazin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:45pm
  • anyone ever think of of drug dogs? if a dog is all up in her snatch then the police will probably ask her to take whatever she has out of her pants, and if she doesnt, then they would search her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:02am
  • Then that text should have been sent to this site and not this one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:52pm
  • I'm Mormon. This is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Dude, fuck that. if you where raised mormon, and started doing shit that's against the church teachings, reounce the god damn church cuz you obviously dont believe in it. That's what I did, yo. Ain't gonna have anybody thinking of me as mormon cuz I'm fucking not. She's a fucking ho and deserved to get caught if she's gonna be stupid enough to try to stay mormon and be a stoner at the same time. Shit doesn't mix. Gotta pick one or the other, bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:03am
  • It was definately Yulee High! And the Mormon girl is Brianna Peterson. I asked her in class and she denied the whole thing. But it did happen. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:59pm
  • mormon girl only got caught because her all-in-one teacher/father/cousin was going for some 'afternoon delight' and found it, just not the kind of afternoon delight he/it/retard wanted. ...yeah, i'm going to hell for that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:08am
  • so let's stop debating whether it's real or not. questioning the validity of this text how's u have less of a life than whoever came up with it. point is that it's clever. so laugh and then move on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:51am
  • hahahaha im in the 904, and i think i know this olivia girl xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:23am